Oh, boy, do I have a story. 

So this was a couple of months back, in a roleplaying that I am GMing. My friend decided to make an application- and oh, it was bad. This guy was (I kid you not) 34 pounds and 7'8. He also, was, according to her description "Soooo hot. <3." Everything else was just a mess, and I was just so horrified. Like- what. Even. It would've been bad enough if I hadn't fucking known the person, but lo and behold, I did and she happened to be my best friend.

As a GM, I rejected it. And then she did all that come-on-we're-friends whining shit. And then began crying when she came back to my house. I politely ask her how long she spent on that horrendous shit fest of an application. She tells me she spent literally three minutes on it. And I tell her never to come near my roleplay ever again.