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So, I was in this small group Roleplay, when suddenly, out of the blue...two characters decided to 'Smash things out' in the corner of a room where the scenario was taking place. It all happened whilst I was asleep. When I woke up, it was quite a confusing setting.

At least fifteen expansive posts consistently one after the other spilled into the IC. The whole 'Theme' of the sexy business was the fact that they used "Anything as a Goal for holes". Just picture these words with this theme. Doors, windows, vases. Another man.

Worst part was, this happened during a funeral scene for one of my two characters.
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Getting ghosted by 1x1's is a pretty common thing for me. Halfway through story building, at the start of a rp after world-building, all that good stuff. I mean, I used to be a guy who ghosted people so maybe it's karma coming back to bite me in the ass.

I do now for sure tell people I'm not interested anymore, because they're gonna hate me no matter ehat, ghosted or not, so I might as well man up and tell them.
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Smut scene happening in an RP. Totally fine, I'm kinky as fuck and down for smut in my RPs pretty much any time.

Except as the characters (both mature adults) are getting into it my partner suddenly has their character slip on some enchanted ring that instantly transformed them into an obviously prepubescent child. It made absolutely no sense story-wise and was absolutely not discussed with me ahead of time. Sorry bro, no pedo!!!!! DX

I've never aborted mission on an RP that fast in my life.
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You reminded me of this guy I used to know in wow. He would RP as this dwarf hunter and use humanoid tracking and hawk eye on people, in order to track their cyber. He was creepy as hell, had this whole little gang. That would just track people down and peep on 'em doing smut. This was a big thing on wow, hunting and tracking down cyber partners but what was really weird was the amount of cyber partners in the world to do it. Me and my friends actually once RP'ed our own little adventure with a one shot draenei male trying to save his species from a birthrate problem because we NEVER met a straight dreanei woman in the world in RP.

All of them were lesbians. In the end it it unraveled into this big political conspiracy where a male leader was putting something in the water to make the frogs gay because females vote in one direction more. We had our own crazy, Alex Jones who would wrestle people without a shirt.

I actually went back to wow later on...entering gold shire. Thinking "hey, WOW wasn't so bad. Maybe I'll join it again" and as soon as I get back into gold shire. I get public messages from two dreanei and a wizard smoking weed in the inn and talking about anal.

I deleted my character.
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You reminded me of this guy I used to know in wow...He was creepy as hell


Thanks, I think.
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Thanks, I think.


Your story reminded me. Shit, sorry. sister. I am a bit sore in the sentence slaver with the, motherfucking. sniffles lately.
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Another Roleplay I was in featured this Clearly younger girl within it, who was quite show-offy about their art. They had their profile picture as their own, which is fine, links to their deviantart in their signature, also fine, but had a sentence saying "I'm an artist. Just look at my profile picture lmao" under their name. That was a lil' bit enough to tick me off, but I could not judge. Anyway, it became clear that this 'Art', which if I can be critical, wasn't as amazing as she made it out, but who am I to judge I physically can't hold a pen with one hand and have to use a laptop to survive education.

Anyway, so when it came to creating characters, she and some other geezer spammed the entire OOC with 300+ posts whilst the rest of us slept, all one sentence long, about useless and irrelevant shit no one cared about. It pissed us GMs off when looking at it. So one of the Co-GMs asked her if she could stop spamming as it clogged up the OOC and made it difficult to trace back earlier messages. She started to throw a paddy and get all pissy with us. No reason. Standard victim card being played for an issue that really didn't require an argument. Whilst they battled it out, I decided to look up what they were talking about, and found one post that seemed very...Very hilarious.

There was a picture of a highly detailed, extremely well drawn face of a woman, clearly done by a very successful artist, with her claiming she drew it underneath. It didn't take a genius to realise that her picture and the art drawn on that compared to this masterpiece was clearly a larger blank space than my own social life. I even found the original artist on a wallpaper company, and asked her if it was truly hers. Once again, she said that it was, and when I chose evidence she started to bring the entire mood down of the RP Thread until we eventually had to shut it down because she got her 'Artist' friends to spam our OOC.

To add insult to injury, she eventually went on to creating her own RP. But it wasn't her own, it was almost an exact carbon copy of our one, but with a shitty twist and lack of rules. After I asked someone in the big-chairs of this website to look into it, she called me out for stalking her and all. Useless threats and cheap arguments led to quite an amusing night.
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For a long time I was on a RWBY RP site that could have been great if not for the rampant and *not allowed* sexuality and borderline pedophilia that went on both in character and in the IRC chat. However, I did meet a long-time friend on that website, so something good came out of it.

There's also the classic stories of GMing when a writer comes along who just won't. accept. our refusal. Buddy would NOT accept that his superpower (literally to edit ATOMS in ANYTHING, nothing OP here eh) was OP as shit. Turned into a huge pissing contest despite our sincere efforts to remain civil. Gotta love when people turn to personal attacks in argument.
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I once had a space RP where someone basically added transformers in the RP (with funny names admittedly) and there was even arguments in the OOC over it, it was funny as fuck as a dude who had a faction that was a blatant copy of the soviet union for the most part called the transformers guy out on his copying of transformers and it led to a slap fight over whose faction was more original.

The transformers guy had no real story lines beyond one liners and stuff but I wasn't bothered by this because I am more laid back when running things than the OPs I make may make you think and I like OOC infighting, it's entertaining.

I never accepted his app but he RP'd in the IC anyways and I don't think I even bothered banning him over it due to how horribly undisciplined a GM I am.
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^

Reminds me of this one "friend" of mine. He never did anything original. Every one liner his characters ever said came from an anime or whatever the popular tv drama was at the time. All of his RP plots followed said anime / tv drama. This would be fine if he was trying to be funny, but he would do this heaviest during the most dramatic parts of the story. We all "get inspired" from stuff, but come on!
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I just find it funny when two people whose ideas aren't all that creative try to argue who has the more original idea.

Space commies and transformers copies duking it out across the galaxy might make for a decent IP though. I'd play that game.
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Oh, boy, do I have a story.

So this was a couple of months back, in a roleplaying that I am GMing. My friend decided to make an application- and oh, it was bad. This guy was (I kid you not) 34 pounds and 7'8. He also, was, according to her description "Soooo hot. <3." Everything else was just a mess, and I was just so horrified. Like- what. Even. It would've been bad enough if I hadn't fucking known the person, but lo and behold, I did and she happened to be my best friend.

As a GM, I rejected it. And then she did all that come-on-we're-friends whining shit. And then began crying when she came back to my house. I politely ask her how long she spent on that horrendous shit fest of an application. She tells me she spent literally three minutes on it. And I tell her never to come near my roleplay ever again.
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Did 1x1 with a chick. It was a simple story in feudal Japan. Was leading the characters to a romantic path. Then suddenly she has her character start finger my characters nose. Come to find out she has a nose fetish. I almost died
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@ScreenAcne Was the dwarf named Gimbe by chance?

I've never played WoW but we met this guy on RuneScape RP, and later he followed us to LotRO too. He was obsessed with two things predominantly: cybersex, especially with veins of a racemixing fetish thrown in (his dwarvish character apparently had a dungeon filled with elvish sex slaves in RS, and apparently at least 2/3 of those elves were actual players, not NPCs), and politics/world conquest.

Learning he had a WoW account was an incredible experience since he treated people over there the exact way he treated us on our MMOs:
  • enter a community as a right-eyed newcomer eager to learn the ropes
  • become buddy-buddy with whoever is the most powerful person in the community (powerful IC as in monarch characters, or OOC as in force of personality, didn't matter, metagaming wasn't beneath him)
  • try to become powerful by proxy, manipulating those powerful people and convincing them to give him special privileges and authority etc.
  • do something with this newfound power to piss people off; often trying to force ERP/smut on female players, or conquering other players' lands/castles
  • receive huge backlash from the community, because yeah, conquering lands is fine IC when your character is a greedy cunt, whatever, except he would always do it through sleazy means including metagaming and godmoding
  • cry and whine about how "attacked" he feels, express remorse and a desire to change so this won't happen again
  • be cool for about a week
  • do it again
  • get kicked out of a community?
  • find a new one; rinse and repeat
Learning that he'd been doing this literally for years was the final proof we needed. We chalked it up to psychopathy and cut ties pretty soon after that.

us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/1708..
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You know, brother. It was so many eons ago from my spotty spawning that I can't really recall his name. He was a piece of work, though. I can work that one out. I always tried, to motherfucking. climb to higher ground or move to the side when it came to collaberating with him. He wasn't so bad in IC but OOC. He was vicious, I mean more vicious than a bike with spikes on and a loud engine with a love of revving up.

He didn't do stuff because he or anyone else liked it. He did shit, because he liked to make other people blood pressure build up. He would act all buddy and fuddy to you with bubbles and beelines to the chill zone but if you so much suggested something that salted his sweetness he hated you forever. He would meta game and mix IC to OC immensely. EG: if he hated you, now the characters did.

which isn't a problem on the face of it but keep in mind. He would get around. So, he would feed some people stories about how bad that dude was in IC, then when people are already acting like your characters move it to OOC. It was really effective. He swear, make new characters, use people to introduce him as new people just to get a chance to harrass or trick you in some way. I'm pretty sure he godmodded, but I was far on the other end of his hammer OOCly that I didn't see him do much besides pretend to be popular, hot chicks and horny dwarfs.

Me and a bunch of others decided that, he must have. Motherfucking. Narcissist disorder or something. He fitted it to a tee. It was unnerving.
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Me and a bunch of others decided that, he must have. Motherfucking. Narcissist disorder or something. He fitted it to a tee. It was unnerving.


That's why we decided it was probably psychopathy. He fit eight or nine of the ten traits once we started doing research on it. (I don't think he ever really "spoke poetically" (#8).)

I've got some stories about another one like this, also on LOTRO, but I'll save her for another day.
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I recall this one time I joined a reboot of a Bleach RP that, in its original iteration, was entertaining, and someone had joined with a character that - I shit you not - wanted to be just about every race one could be. Now keep in mind, it happened in the series, but through a series of progression. This guy had to where he was a Shinigami, Quincy, Fullbringer, Hollow all wrapped into his character being a manifested form of a Zanpakuto Spirit. And if you think that's where the autism ends, then prepared to be shocked and awed, because he somehow split all sides of those into five - I repeat five - different characters, and having all five take five of the remaining five captain slots.

Normally I wouldn't be so judgmental or call something autistic - but honestly? That's the only word I can think of, because the guy was so stupid and retarded that it pained me that he actually had some really good ideas floating around in the individual characters. I just wished he didn't have to do what he did.

Yeah, so that's my worst rping experience. Good thing is that he doesn't know aobut RPG, so - hopefully - he won't find me here.
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Oh dear...I have a lot of stories that are almost impossible to describe how bad they really were without getting so long, no one sane would read it...

And oddly enough, I have an example where everyone was a good writer but damn we just made a fucking train wreck of a story...it was kind of everyone's fault in a way. It was a slice of life plot-line, basically a super natural creature inherited a huge mansion of sorts and decided to invited a bunch of them to move in with her and split the rent, so she could make friends and keep her home. Sounds fairly straightforward...however that somehow turned into a more disturbing version of twilight? With possibly more hateable and stupid characters?

It's almost turned infamous joke of me and my roommate, who I tortured and read it too over the phone, because he asked. :D

In short, this story became a girl (Grace).
That had a werewolf and vampire that constantly was with her, the werewolf tried to protect her and treat her right and the vampire attempted to kill her several times and use her for his own gain. Do you even have to ask who she choose? This vampire was also her, way older, uncle...<.<

And when the villains appeared, having one very stupid main goal (that really didn't make much sense) and one with the power to control dragons. So the only not awful person in the RP, the werewolf, who is raising a dragon child. Almost every time he's faced with the villain, what does he do? Bring the dragon with him...which literally always goes wrong. And there's just so many more stupid things that happened, it would last forever with everything I could bring up... I'd say all of it was intentional in some way...but I don't think any of it was. -.-

Ironically, had the exact same people in other RP's that went perfectly fine. I guess even good role-players can just straight up, lose the plot and their minds and write a love story, that could possibly be worse than Twilight.
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I have a story for you, one lost to time. That's in truth: the Guildfall took the RP from history along with so many others. It was a One Piece RP, perhaps the most popular one, perhaps only surpassed by my attempt at a swan song a few months before Guildfall. I wasn't the one who started this one, which is why I'm posting this in a horror story thread, btu what can I say, it looked neat. You see, I was inherently interested in One Piece games due to my love of the setting. It's a big place with lots of room for fun and creative ideas. I've tried as many permutations of One Piece games as I've been able to conceive over the years, to the point that I might have been in more OP RPs and created more characters than some newer roleplayers have RPs and characters period. So, as I answered a few setting questions to other interested RPers before the GM could, he took notice and asked me if I would be willing to Co-GM. The game looked promising, and I thought that if I was involved from the outset, it could only be better, so I accepted.

As you can guess, this was a mistake. You see, I'm very picky when it comes to GMing OP games. A casual observer might see the setting as a goofy, wacky fun time where anything can happen, ignoring the many unwritten rules that govern the world. In fact, at one point I denied a new character of the GM's because there were aspects of it that clashed with the setting. No one was safe from my meticulous gaze. This usually isn't a problem, as it's typically some semantics and more finding out how to make it work within the rules of the setting. Most of the early joiners had little to no problems with their characters and they were easily accepted. I put myself in charge of editing the character roster. You don't see such a meticulously kept character roster often: color coded and organized by where the characters are, what crew or organization they were in, and what their abilities were, complete with links to the individual character sheets. I made three characters, two pirates with a connected backstory yet on separate sides of the world and a Marine. If you haven't seen the first problem yet, I did. After getting my first post out, most of my time in the RP was spent accepting characters and editing the roster. As players were accepted, many tended to make new characters, meaning more work for me without the game actually growing. The GM was posting often as things were going on in a location I had no characters in.

I did want to keep posting, but I had to retire my pirate characters, as without playing both of them, I thought there'd be no point, and one of the players I'd latched one of them to had left. I noticed another player had placed their character in a prison, as an obvious plot point, so I worked at making a character to bite the obvious hook. Then, I felt a chill wind at my back as they posted their character for our approval.

To this date, I have yet to see such a blatantly disgusting Gary Stu. Some incredibly edgy or just regularly mediocre characters over the years, sure, be it funny or obnoxious, but I've always felt that either I'm good at avoiding the games that attract the worst, or that RPGuild community was pretty good about stomping that out of people. But holy shit was this an exception to that. You might have heard of Devil Fruit, but 'Devine Fruit' was a new one, and one that was completely broken (let's just say he didn't mean it had the ability to remove vines). No, you can't balance out the incredibly overpowered abilities of transforming into water to dodge attacks AND manipulate water AND transform into mythical sea creatures, by giving them crippling weaknesses in other areas, and the idea of a character who's unstoppable in the water but as feeble as a child on land is utterly retarded and limiting in any RP and just as unbalanced. No, you can't be a race that gets flight, because the wings of the skyman race are vestigial you fucking clod. NO, you can't have five different weapons and be good at unarmed combat on top of everything else. NO, you can't have a younger brother character with literally nothing defining on his own except an undying loyalty to the older brother and no special powers, just the exact same martial abilities. [NO]NO[/NO]. Ironically, it was so disgusting that I saved it, and still have it to this day. So much else lost to Guildfall, and this...thing still exists.

The GM's response to this was not an outright 'no'. He had some problems with it, I don't remember what, but it wasn't "everything". I told the GM outright that if he accepted the character I would leave the RP. He wisely chose to defer the matter to me. Of course, I was too nice for my own good, because instead of telling this guy to find some more experience in an RP of lowered expectations, I said he should scrap his character entirely and start again. Newbies need a hand from the veterans, you know? Well, he later claimed he had as much experience in roleplay as me, but that's not relevant. He ended up coming up with another character. A remarkably less shit one, but one with a new host of problems nonetheless. After some back and forth, with the OOC in the hundreds and the IC in the dozens, I was still working on my fourth character to get the plot hook, and still waiting on the only other Marine character to finally respond to mine so I could make my second post of the IC, all while upkeeping that beautiful character roster. By the way, the player of this other Marine character was still very active, just only with his other two characters. After a long morning of back and forth, I told the problem player that his character was still not accepted yet, but that I couldn't go into why because I had to go to work. I knew I was going to come back to a bunch more OOC and characters to accept, so I wasn't exactly in high spirits, but I was able to keep distracted with the usual grocery bagging and cart pushing. Call me weird but I found the menial work satisfying in a way.

I came back to worse than you could guess. The player who's character was prison bound? I'd told him I was going to join him when I finished the character, but he decided to drop the game. The problem player? Posted his still shit character and the GM accepted it. As I found going through the three dozen new OOC posts. And no, I wouldn't have posted IC again even if I'd had the opportunity (I didn't, the other player still hadn't posted where I needed him to, just everywhere else). I finally dropped the game, ready to put it all behind me. Except I did check back in the OOC once.

The GM's first post after mine announcing my departure was "I made a new OOC and I need a new Co-GM". Or something to that effect. He certainly didn't acknowledge me beyond that. It was my fault of course. I accepted the position and took on more responsibility than I should have, but you know, a little fucking recognition would have been nice. I would rate Co-GMing with someone you don't know as a 0/10 experience, would not recommend.
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