[quote=Magic Magnum]
Actually I did, I echoed the same answer they gave. Thanks for trying though. :PYou got your answer, if you don't like someone's reasoning for doing something that's your right.But not liking or agreeing with a reason doesn't mean said reason doesn't exist.But for the sake of answering the question just so you can't claim "You're dodging it".(Plus being male, I'll treat this as a hypothetical)I personally probably wouldn't post right off the bat cause I'd be distracted.But sometime between the water breaking and giving birth if for nothing more than a way to reach out to everyone I know at once with the news incase they wanted to get to the hospital and see the baby.
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It's a matter of [i]why[/i], as in, what the fuck actually [i]causes[/i] the need to set time aside during urgent scenarios such as childbirth to update a status? It's weird behavior.

Also, posting the news on social media rather than calling your loved ones is very poor manners. It's better to call those who you want to be involved directly. And if you got a woman pregnant, to answer your hypothetical, and instead of actually being with them for the process (unless it's a c-section) you user your phone, I would hope they break your phone or whatever device you're using. There really isn't any down time between the two for the second parent involved unless there's a c-section, or if they are denied access into the room with their partner. Also, to tap in to your social media bit again, why would you let anyone except for those you actually care for know? Fuck people who aren't playing important roles in your life and who you do not love. They don't matter to you, so there's no reason to tell them. The most you'd get from them is a couple reblogs, likes or retweets aside from the pseudo-excitement they'll try to show you online.

EDIT) Furthermore: Your "nice try" comment: your username sounds like it'd be the name of a condom from a dead end pilot show on Adult Swim. You should have stuck with Gwazi, because at least we could abbreviate it to where it doesn't sound dumb while also leaving out Magnum.