Update update: things just got even worse. Phone AND laptop have symultaneuously blue screen of deathhed on me. Have salvaged super old phone in order to typw this out to you but its so slow and small screened that this has taken two hours to type out D: 

My sincerest apologies but i will be on radio silence till i can at least replace my phone. I will endeavour to do this asap when i can but unfortunately cant provide a date at this time :(