Granted, absolutely everything is now living. Even the Earth itself and the Sun are living beings, and...
...Oh no, they've fallen in love for each other, and they're about to hug!

And suddenly, everything else living on Earth has been burnt dead once again, being safe the Sun and the Earth, who defy the laws of gravity to stay relatively close to each other, without the Earth being destroyed by the Sun.

And so began their aeons-long love story.
[sub]*Some random reader says "still a better love story than Twilight".*[/sub]


I wish for a funny piece of comedy.