-[@VitaVitaAR] (GLD)-

"Well aren't you a bubbly one?" The Entertainer let out a laugh. "But I suppose you could be taking this a lot worse."

"A sentient doll huh?" He remarked as he observed you. Though it [i]appeared[/i] he observed you. The Entertainer didn't have eyes for you to follow after all. "It doesn't look like you need a puppeteer to control you suggesting a form of independence." He continued to make assumptions. "Goldibanne was it? We'll talk later."

-[@VitaVitaAR] (YMU)-

[quote=Youmu Konpaku]"Wh... what... is this...? Where... I..."[/quote]

"Oh dear. You look like you need a glass of water, Miss Konpaku." The Entertainer remarked at your confusion, jumping off the stage and approaching you. "Here, the ultimate cool beverage." Suddenly in his hand was a glass of clear water with two ice cubes floating on it. "Or do you prefer tea? You are from Gensokyo after all." With a slight rotate, the water instantly turned into tea. "Or do you prefer a carbonated drink? Have you tried one of those yet?" With another rotate of his hand, the liquid turned into a black color.

"Well anyway, I'm actually pretty glad you're here. It's always nice to have someone reliable." He remarked as he shoved the glass into your hand, its liquid returning into water. "It's a shame Yuyuko didn't get included but I hope you'll be fine with that."

-[@PKMNB0Y] (TMA)-

[quote=Touma Kamijou]"...Uh... Right... My name's Kamijou Touma, a high school student at Academy City. This is Othi--wait, hold on, what the heck is going on here?! How--I mean--Wait, what's even going on heeeeere?!"[/quote]

"...I suppose that's the normalest way to react to this kind of situation." The Entertainer said.

He then strode over from the white-haired girl and over to you. "But don't you worry, Tommy. I'll get us all up to speed in a moment, okay? Okay!" The Entertainer clapped once before noticing something on you. "Hmm, I didn't know you were a fan of dolls."

-[@PKMNB0Y] (STRI)-

[quote=Satori Komeiji]"Rather than an introduction, I would rather not leave my tea to cool... Or anyone to worry about my sudden absence, You are aware, then, that we have lives to attend to? Or was this all done on a whim to satisfy your own desires?"[/quote]

"Oh don't be such a buzzkill, Pinky." The Entertainer replied, whiny in tone. "Here in IDEC, you can have all the tea you want."

"Although, you do bring up a good point." He cupped his chin, or what you assumed is his chin. "Huh, I guess I'm going to have to get creative with that." He let out a hearty laugh. "But anyway, you just sit tight Miss Komeiji. I'm going to begin the brief soon."

-[@Hammerman]-

[quote=Victoria Luxemberg]"Anoo~ excuse me, Sir Swirly Head Man, but could you explain again from the very beginning? I'm not sure I caught them all... or if, at all..."[/quote]

"'Swirly Head Man'?" The Entertainer burst into laughter in front of the boy named Touma. "Well, no complaints there."

"To answer your question..." He then walked over to you. "First! I'm The Entertainer. I love entertainment, whether I make it or consume it. I love it best when both happens at the same time. Second, you are in IDEC. InterDimensional Enforcer Corps. We're like the multiverse's police."

"Third of all..." He began observing you. "Classy dress reminiscent of Victorian times. Human in shape with no discernible special features. No special items or equipment visible either unless it is disguised as part of the dress or hidden." He said out loud his observations. "Victoria Luxemberg. We should talk more. But not right now."

-[@RolePlayerRoxas]-

[quote=Shirou Emiya]"...Sir, is this matter really this urgent? I was making dinner, and Saber doesn't like it when the meal's late."[/quote]

"Well, well, well! Shirou Emiya!" The Entertainer loudly announced your name as if you were an old friend. "Not sure what time you are from though. Are you at the part where you can make swords out of nowhere? Is the Grail War over?"

"Anyway, don't you worry about your Saber. I'll think of something to keep Her Highness busy while you go do heroic stuff." He answered you. "I admit I'd rather have Saber in your place but hey, I'd like to see what you can do. Plus, less damage control when crap gets real."

-[@TheFake]-

[quote=Tamas]"Field Marshal Tams of the Adran Army. You've already explained who you are and where we are. But [i]why[/i] are we here?"[/quote]

"Straight to the point, aren't we General?" The Entertainer remarked. "I was guessing you were from the American Civil War but I don't recall any Americans being named Tamas nor do I hear of any 'Adran' in the USA. An alternate USA maybe."

"To answer your question, General..." He walked over to you. "Just be patient, everybody here's going to find out why we're all here. So just sit tight, okay?" He explained. "You know, I'd kill for facial hair like that. Obviously not anymore considering my current state."

-[@VitaVitaAR] (REM)-

[quote=Rem]"What is the meaning of this?"[/quote]

"Whoa, whoa! Chill, chill!" The Entertainer hurried over to you, his hands raised towards you. "You're not in any danger. Well, you will be if you don't put down that nasty flail of yours."

"Come on now. Whoever your enemy is, we're not them, okay? Are we cool?" He then tilted his head to one side. "Heeey, I know you. You're that maid everyone was talking about. I have no idea who you are though." He said. "What I do know is that you're pretty reasonable, I hope. So let's calm down and let good ol' Swirly Face explain what's happening, okay?"