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When John rolled out of the way, Alex was so relieved to see this that he didn't see the light pole at all. Well, that was until he ran directly into it. Alex was accustomed to taking hits, being thrown around, and all sorts of tackling but, none of these hits quite compared to a heavy hit from one's own stupidity fueled momentum.

Alex hit the pole with the upper part of his body, not quite ramming into it head on, but his body practically wrapped around it in a very comical fashion that knocked the wind out of him. He sank to the ground, practically deflating, his tail falling to the pavement sadly. Alex was going to take a moment to sit down here and think about what he had done.