[quote=@ShieldsOfWar]
[@Burning Kitty] Now this is sound logic and seeing as mowing is literally my least favorite thing in the world i agree with you. If it was up to me I wouldn't have grass in my yard at all. I wish that I could afford turf or something like that. 
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You are literally the first person to agree with me on that.

I would pave the whole yard if the jack'hole politicians would let me.

There is no value in grass.