Meme Man neared the crime scene, noticing Neftet's approach, and hid behind a police car.  He recognized the villain as [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/b/bb/Bonesaw_McGraw_(Earth-200253).jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080601013528]Macho Man[/url].  According to superheroes.org he was a former pro wrestler known as "Poffo the Barbarian" who, when they started testing for superhuman steroids, opted for gene splicing to make himself stronger and more durable.  There was a major shortfall from the gene therapy, though.  Using his super strength burned a lot of protein, which explained why he had just stopped pulling the ATM machine out of the wall and crammed a processed meat snack into his mouth.

Meme Man texted that info to the others and activated Chuck Norris mode.  He then popped out of cover and ran at the enemy.