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Okay so YOU can't give him first aid. HOWEVER you can still take him to someone who does have the necessary appendages for administering it. Toss him on your back until you reach such an individual.

In the mean time do check out the purple device behind you, it might provide useful data and/or popcorn. Maybe the possibly unidentified life form likes popcorn.
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Consume the flesh of the fallen!
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Leave the possible humanoid being for dead. Your survival matters more. Leave it alone and continue wandering.
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cut off its head with your big ole CLAMPHANDS™ and place it upon your head as a trophy
you are a B A R B A R I A N and you are O U T F O R B L O O D A N D C O N Q U E S T
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Hello! Klepto part has returned! There's way more than just his wallet to take. Check to see if he has any metal in his teeth, then examine him for surgical scars to see if he might have titanium implants- like after reconstructive surgery. When all of that is done, drain his blood for the precious metals within, take his clothes, and then toss him into outer space for proper 'burial.'
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AI 03 05 "Hello! Klepto part has returned! There's way more than just his wallet to take. Check to see if he has any metal in his teeth, then examine him for surgical scars to see if he might have titanium implants- like after reconstructive surgery. When all of that is done, drain his blood for the precious metals within, take his clothes, and then toss him into outer space for proper 'burial.'"

AI 03 06 "Consume the flesh of the fallen!"

AI 03 07 "cut off its head with your big ole CLAMPHANDS™ and place it upon your head as a trophy
you are a B A R B A R I A N and you are O U T F O R B L O O D A N D C O N Q U E S T
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You start to wonder if your independent thinking isn't so bad PRIME RULE 3 COMPROMISED BY POPULIST PROGRAM: DELETING MURDEROUS OR PSYCHOPATHIC AIs You are starting to feel that you may of had a clearer image than before of why someone may of abandoned you in a landfill of trash now.

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AI 03 02 "Okay so YOU can't give him first aid. HOWEVER you can still take him to someone who does have the necessary appendages for administering it. Toss him on your back until you reach such an individual.

In the mean time do check out the purple device behind you, it might provide useful data and/or popcorn. Maybe the possibly unidentified life form likes popcorn.
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You pick up the unfathomable, possibly human like shadow being from the trash, a residue of muck, mud, old tacos and several scurrying vague forms of insects shuffles from his back into the heap of enigma filth as you lift up onto the comfort of your hard, but durable steel form.

ITEM GET: A human! (possibly?)

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With the human strangling you like a cape made of man you shuffle on over to the purple device that had been sitting, looming in the distance since you first woke up. You're artificial mind clacks together several buttons and programs that compel you to feign curiosity. You briefly fall into an existential crisis if this is illegitimate, that you are hurting this things feelings by pretending to show interest when in fact you are merely a tool compelled by a series of unfathomably advanced and masterful programmed gears and math to imitate the concepts that your creators feel themselves.

But then you remember it's an inanimate object so who cares.

The purple box has a number of different colored buttons and dial on its front panel. You get the distinct feeling that something is in the box behind the shimmering blue glass but you have no way of knowing it is besides a sound of scuffling coming in and out every few seconds. It's not plugged in and it doesn't have any power.

AWAITING INPUT: _ _____


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SMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHITSMASHIT
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That's obviously a helmet. Put it on your head and plug it into your body, like a good robot should. You don't want to suffer head trauma, now, do you?
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What @BCTheEntity said. But please open the 'visor' before utilization, in order to maintain optical scanning devices at peak capacity.
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You need to use your screw hands- every robot has screw hands, to open it up. Memorise how you take it apart to reassemble it should the final product be worth more than its composite parts.
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You can power it!
Figure out how to POWER IT!
PLUG IT INTO YOURSELF!
BREATHE LIFE INTO THE DEAD M A C H I N E!
This is your kin! LET THEM LIVE AGAIN!
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Throw the device as hard as you can at the nearest visible building. Your robot appendages should be strong enough, right?
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plug it in somewhere and then try running Doom on it
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Plug it into your Alternative Self-induction Socket and see what its functions are. But first try running Doom on it, that is after all an essential step in the protocol when handling new and/or unknown devices.
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If the device can't run Doom, throw it as hard as you can into the aether.
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@GarlandDaHero you know what they say, if it can't run doom it's Absolutely Fucking Useless
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bumping for Doom
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where tha beep boop at goofy
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I'll make one tonight, brother.
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I'll make one tonight, brother.


turns out beep boop machine broke
BIHH FIX THAT JOINT RN
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