[@Kalas] Think the worst I ever had to tackle was an ungodly mix of London dry gin, Morgans dark spice rum, Tennants lager, Copperberg cider, and Grants vodka (which I'm not sure is sold outside of Scotland, but it's basically just the cheap piss that tastes more like window cleaner than vodka). We were using a kitchen pot as the central vessel for that game, and for some reason that made it so much worse. 

Ha, a good ol' tactical chunder. The hardened drinker's greatest weapon. Many a times it's gotten me out of a tight spot.