[@Kalas] You know, I think they've actually re-marketed it as Glen's here now too. It's just I haven't had to drink it in about three years, which I'm incredibly thankful for. White Lightning, that's a name to inspire fear. Did you get Omega cider down there? That was a gut churner, but because you could get three litres of it for £2.50 it was a fan favorite with us. Used to snakebite it with Super Tennents, then mix in some Red Bull to try and make it more tolerable for human consumption. 

An urn!?! That completely tops any joke vessel story I have. That is grimly fantastic! And he still went through with it, even knowing his [i]deceased[/i] grandfather had once been in it! No offence dude, but your mate is an evil bastard!

We developed the [i]Street Walker[/i] for when we were travelling to and thro different venues. Essentially it's just a tactical chunder were you vomit over your shoulder while on the move. Dangerous due to the risk of spashback, but when done right it's almost impossible for bouncers to see you do it, even if you're like ten feet in front of them.