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@Kalas Think the worst I ever had to tackle was an ungodly mix of London dry gin, Morgans dark spice rum, Tennants lager, Copperberg cider, and Grants vodka (which I'm not sure is sold outside of Scotland, but it's basically just the cheap piss that tastes more like window cleaner than vodka). We were using a kitchen pot as the central vessel for that game, and for some reason that made it so much worse.

Ha, a good ol' tactical chunder. The hardened drinker's greatest weapon. Many a times it's gotten me out of a tight spot.
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@BlackSam3091That sounds horrendous! It's a wonder you survived (Grant's is sold as Glen's down here in the south, it's up there with Special Brew & White Lightning). And the worst vessel I've ever used was an ornamental urn...which turned out to actually be a real. fucking. urn. that once held the ashes of my mate's Granddad. He figured it would be a great practical joke to play on us. There was a lot of vomit after that bombshell was dropped.

I've utilized the Tac-Chunder many a time whilst out clubbing, I'll just slink off to a toilet cubicle whenever I feel the need for one and then I'm ready for the next round! ^^
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@Kalas You know, I think they've actually re-marketed it as Glen's here now too. It's just I haven't had to drink it in about three years, which I'm incredibly thankful for. White Lightning, that's a name to inspire fear. Did you get Omega cider down there? That was a gut churner, but because you could get three litres of it for £2.50 it was a fan favorite with us. Used to snakebite it with Super Tennents, then mix in some Red Bull to try and make it more tolerable for human consumption.

An urn!?! That completely tops any joke vessel story I have. That is grimly fantastic! And he still went through with it, even knowing his deceased grandfather had once been in it! No offence dude, but your mate is an evil bastard!

We developed the Street Walker for when we were travelling to and thro different venues. Essentially it's just a tactical chunder were you vomit over your shoulder while on the move. Dangerous due to the risk of spashback, but when done right it's almost impossible for bouncers to see you do it, even if you're like ten feet in front of them.
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Tequila, Morgan, Bacardi, Apple Cider, Pear Cider, four different kinds of beer. (IPA, Lager both dark and light.) Southern comform and last, but not least, a bit of Fireball, is the worst I ever ended up drinking.

It was during my trip in 2015 to the UK. Simply being on the same Island as Sam made my judgement in alcohol worse. Me and my best mate had a couple of swigs of that every evening before we headed to the pub, kept it submerged in the tub in a jug so it would stay cold, a little more bearable that way.

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It was during my trip in 2015 to the UK. Simply being on the same Island as Sam made my judgement in alcohol worse.


I know it's early days yet, but everyone in this RP should get together and get hammered. It would get so messy.
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@BlackSam3091New name, same crappy taste. I no longer drink vodka unless it's high-end stuff, the cheap brands tend to incite some deep anger within me. I've had some awful nights on White Lightning, but I've never had Omega Cider. I saw it on the shelf next to K Cider though (Half a litre of 8.4% poison). It's not as cheap as Omega but probably just as bad for you, if not worse. And I used to mix blackcurrent into my snakebites, some how that worked!

I know! It just sounds ludicrous. Looking back on it, I'm actually pretty proud of him for seeing it through. I'm not sure I would've had the gall to pull it off. And our little group are just bastards to each other all the time, to be honest. Two of them are military (Royal Marines & RAF) so they obviously get up to no good and I'm an Engineer alongside my infamous bastard of a mate who's a Mechanic. So we're all pretty much douchebags during our day jobs anyway. ^^

That sounds incredible! Definitely dangerous though. I have images of vomit-soaked shoulders, Haha! I think the only thing we really came up with was taking a leak mid-stride. It went wrong more times than it went right to be honest. Although my Marine friend has recently introduced us to this new thing called Map of Africa, whereby someone in the group yells "Map of Africa" and everyone has to piss themselves then and there, leaving a map-of-Africa-shaped wet-patch. The loser buys the entire round, naturally.
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I know it's early days yet, but everyone in this RP should get together and get hammered. It would get so messy.


Although my Marine friend has recently introduced us to this new thing called Map of Africa, whereby someone in the group yells "Map of Africa" and everyone has to piss themselves then and there, leaving a map-of-Africa-shaped wet-patch. The loser buys the entire round, naturally.


I'd pay for @Lord Wraith To partake.

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@Kalas I've got a mate who swears by tesco's extra blackcurrant and apple as the perfect cutting agent for any sort of snakebite. Was never for me though. I found it just adds an extra dimension of flavour to the mix, while what I want is something that masks it completely. That's why I went with Red Bull. It was - relatively - expensive, and I really hate the stuff on its own, but its got a distinct enough flavour to completely cover the rancid acidity of any white cider. Funnily enough that mate who swore by the TExtra blackcurrant and apple is now in his mid thirties, and yet cheap ass snakebite with diluting juice is still his tipple of choice. Some people just hate themselves I guess.

Oh yeah, I feel ya. Me and my mates were absolutely terrible to each other when we got to drinking. One guy made it his life mission to shit-rim your glass every time you left it unattended. Every. Single. TIME. Regardless of where you where, whether it be at a homer, down the local, or in an upscale club - I used the term loosely as there's no such thing as an upscale anything in Inverness - if you put your glass down anywhere near him, that was it, all bets were off. I still wont let a pint glass out of my hand without downing it's contents to this day, and I haven't been out with him in almost a year and a half.

There was a lot of those in the trial period, but with repetition you managed to get the distance necessary to nail the maneuver without the related sartorial disaster. A well executed street walk was a thing of beauty. Though I think if I tried it now it would be a completely different story. Probably end up looking like I'd shat vomit. HA Map of Africa! There's a sign in our local Wetherspoons banning that very maneuver after like two dozen squaddies from down south were on a stag-doo up here, and tried their level best to get the entire bar involved. It was ... chaotic.

@Hillan I'd go halfers with you to get Wraithy to take part.
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@BlackSam3091I was always a Sainsbury's man myself, until I became lazy. At that point any Co-op Blackcurrent would do. I've been put off Red Bull with any form of alcohol after an incident involving Jager-bombs and a shot called 'Slippery Nipple'. Now I'm forced to do Jager straight! And really?! I thought people grew out of Snakebites after a few years, either that or their liver failed on them?

Oh jesus, that's just cruelty! A couple of my extended mates still try dick-rimming your glass every now and then but a lot of them have piped down nowadays. I don't even go out drinking that much anymore, so I'm lucky not to have to put up with a lot of antics. Unfortunately though, that does make me a prime target for whenever I do go out.

I think I need to see a video of this Street Walk. All I can picture is someone flinging his head around whilst spraying vomit on everything that isn't him. Oh man, I love that! Our military represents our drinking culture so damn accurately at times, haha! We've yet to give it a proper go, but my mate just got back from training in Norway where, he says, it went down rather well. I don't really know what that means but I'm assuming more than just the squaddies were involved.

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I like how we drifted into alcohol talk. I am on board don't get me wrong.

If I take a well drink, I prefer Rum, Whiskey, or Tequila. As I said, I don't like many beers or wines, though I do take the occasional glass of white (red is too dry for me). I usually prefer cocktails though. And I like sweet, so give me mudslides, margaritas, and pina coladas all day.
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I like hot chocolate... :P And drinking stories.

Also, I swear I will get a CS out soon, I finally gave up on my Hellion for now, her everything kept jumping around in my head so it just wouldn't solidify, but I have a back-up whom I want to write just as much. :P
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Greetings!
I would like to join. Please review my character sheet!
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Took me a while, but I finished. I want to note that this is a character I have had in my head for a few months. Though I originally planned it for a collection of short stories I was writing at the time, I scrapped it for a more sinister character, so this is the first time I put thought to... er, digital paper(?). The Skill part is somewhat vague right now, but when I get enough time, I will put a more concrete list. Submitting this now as early feedback.

The Assimilator

Current host: Walter Simmons Current Host : January 5th, 1989 ( 28 ) Current Host: Male Celestial

"Host organism no longer resisting. Assimilation Sucessful. "

▼ A P P E A R A N C E:

"This Shell moves unseen."
[indent]//STATS:(for current host)
◼ HEIGHT | 5’ 10”

◼ WEIGHT | 143

◼ BUILD | slim

◼ HAIR COLOR | Black

◼ EYE COLOR | Hazel

//DESCRIPTION:
Walter Simmons refers to the Human form the alien displays to blend in, having no name it refers itself as ‘This Shell’ when communicating to others about itself. The alien species consists of sentient amorphous blobs of grey flesh capable of altering their shape to form various tools for various purposes. In addition, they are capable of absorbing genetic material through physical contact and subsequently altering their own genetic makeup to imitate a target host. This allows them to gain the triats or abilities of a species while also inheriting their weaknesses. In addition, they can also harden or soften their bodies and blend in with the background so as to be able to ambush prey and render them docile for assimilation.
Shells travel in groups (called Cells) from planet to planet looking for a suitable host species to start a Cycle. What a Cycle exactly means, is currently unknown, but it occasionally results in the extinction of a species. All Shells share the common goal of completing a cycle repeatedly. This is not a desire from will but born of instinct. A infinite hunger temporarily satiated when a Cycle succeeds.
The method of interplanetary transportation is usually crude, generally ends up in basically flinging themselves from planet to planet on an asteroid or other small celestial body to a planet they detect intelligent life. When a Cell eventually arrives in a planet, the Shells separate from each other in order to cover more ground until they find an ideal spot where they may catch a lone (hopefully sentient) creature. They typically dig a hole in the ground a bit larger than themselves and reside in the hole changing appearance so as to resemble solid ground. When a sufficiently large creature wanders upon it, the Shell quickly opens up to envelop the creature and partially absorb it. The process is painful, and allows the Shell to learn a little about the creature and determine if it is sentient and will be sufficient to begin a cycle. If the creature is not determined to be fit, it will either be ejected or consumed if the Shell needs sustenance. The Shell will signal other Shells on the planet (with a sort of mental link) if a sufficiently intelligent creature is found so the others can search for one and replicate them.
When a sufficiently determined intelligence is found, they will be the host species for the cycle. Most host organism will not be killed, but gathered together in one or several areas where they will be induced into a comatose state and hidden by some of the Shells to prevent discovery by the host species. Other host organism will be completely absorbed by a Shell in order to gain a more accurate understanding about the species.
Lastly, with each Cell, there is one who acts as the human equivalent of mission control or high command. Typically this would be the largest of the Shells and is referred to as The Cell. The Cell takes in information received by Shells and makes major decisions and decided secondary objectives for the cycle.
Due to natural ability to adapt to any climate or situation (assuming relevant genetic material has been acquired) they do not develop any technology and have an aversion to using foreign technology if possible.

▼ B I O G R A P H Y:

"The Cycle will begin anew."
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*When I write ‘The Shell’ I am referring to the character, I do not plan on other Shells making an appearance and at most would be mentioned only, they will be referred to as ‘sibling shell’.*
Earth, a planet with a variety of climates which each boasts a collection of lifeforms. Previous cycles indicate multiple advanced lifeforms would evolve and yet there is only one dominant lifeform and it is weak. Humans have no claws, dull teeth, nothing natural that would let them thrive and yet, they have plagued the lands. They are Qwel’ok, a race that uses tools to survive. They are not fit to host a Cycle. The Cell must have seen something in them to decide to come to this miserable Zrk’tul. Planet. The Shell is bound to follow The Cell however and cannot disobey. Upon arrival the Shell landed in a forest, perfect for the initial moments as the Shell can explore a little with little likelihood of being discovered by the Humans.
Eventually it picked a spot (as good as any other nearby really) and waited. After several planetary rotations and many insignificant prey, A lone human finally fell susceptible to the trap. This particular specimen was not very resilient, full assimilation achieved in just a few hours. Throughout the process, the Shell sorted through the knowledge and memories of the host to try to glean any useful information as to why this species is targeted for a cycle. Then the Shell learned of Hyperhumans. The Shell than understood why the Cell has targeted this species. If the Shells can find sufficient biomass with the gene, it could be replicated and potentially alow for a diverse range of abilities in a single form. They could gain the power to rival the N’Kai
Luckily the Host is a loner. The Shell can learn to emulate other humans. Learn to blend in. Learn who has the ‘hype-gene’. Won’t have to worry about anyone noticing the disappearance of this human. Situation excellent. Hard part first, how does one use these ‘lungs’ to communicate verbaly? It has been several cycles since this was necessary.
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▼ M O T I V A T I O N / O B J E C T I V E:

"May the past, at last, catch up to the present"
The Cycle. The mysterious event that all Shells participate in upon finding a suitable host species. Initially passive, observing but not acting so as to gain information. The Shell has little concern for the wellbeing of Humans and will not actively to to protect or harm someone unless it would further the Cycle. The Shell will keep a low profile above all else as being discovered could endanger the success of the Cycle.

▼ A B I L I T I E S / S K I L L S:

"Why make a hammer when you can be the hammer?"
//ABILITIES:
◼ Shapeshifting | Able to disguise self as anything by merely observing it. This replication is imperfect as it only alters the outer appearance. Should any wounds arise, the gelatinous mass of the Shell will be revealed.

◼ Genetic alteration | Can alter it’s own genetic material to effectively become another species as long as it has acquired the genetic material (which can be gained by physical contact. The longer the contact, the more perfect the replication.) The Shell inherits any applicable strengths and weaknesses of the host’s genetics.

//SKILLS:
[indent]◼ Determined by current form | [i] varies [i][/indent]
[indent]◼ Natural resiliance | [i] The Shell by default is immune against any physical attacks by things like blunt objects, ballistics, or explosions. Being amorphous, it would merely knock off a portion of the Shells mass, which could be regathered and heal any injuries sustained through these methods. [i][/indent]

//LIMITATIONS:
◼ Determined by current form | Every species has at least one thing they are weak to.

//WEAKNESSES:
◼ Genetic breakdown | Anything that would alter or damage cellular regeneration would have an adverse effect here. Particularly extreme heat or corrosive material.

◼ Socializing | Being complexly foreign to the ideas of feelings, facial expressions and the like, the Shell will initially be very awkward in communicating and will have trouble discerning between truth and lies. Eventually the Shell may overcome this if given enough experience

▼ N O T E S:

//SUPPORTING CAST:
▼ ALLIES
Sibling Shells and the Cell | Likely will not make an appearance. Especially the Cell who will be mentioned only, so as to communicate orders to the Shell.

▼ FRIENDS
N/A | Shells don’t make friends with their prey, at least usually they don’t…

▼ ENEMIES
Probably | If you don’t like being assimilated, you probably have a few words to say here.

//STOMPING GROUNDS
◼ The Whispering Woods | Somewhat secluded, close to the city. Could be an excellent place to hold individuals awaiting assimilation or to dispose of corpses too damaged to be assimilated.


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@Lurking Shadow psst, might wanna fix your sheet
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Synopses and Character Plots have all been updated with links to their respective posts in the IC. If you've been missing out on a plot, now is a great time to catch up.
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@Kalas Ooft, Jaeger straight? I'll do it, but I wont enjoy it. Much rather just a shot of straight tequila, although I'm not adverse to a skittles bomb or chili sambuca either. Yeah, the guys a through and true sesh-head, and as far as I'm aware he's still living off of the government giro, so he needs something that will get him tanked on the cheap. That said, he maintains that even if he had the money, snakebite would still be his go to, and at this stage his been drinking it for so long that he may have started to develop an immunity to it's less pleasant side-effects.

Lol dick rimming was never as popular with Mair - the shit-rimmer - mostly because, and through his own admission, that he has 'more skin than meat down there' and so he felt he never got the submersion necessary to truly ruin your drink. Though I'd argue that any dick in your pint is too much, Mair was always a little more judicious about the implementation of such pranks.

If I had one I'd upload it. Next time I'm out I'll try and get one of the other guys to try it and film it for ya (not doing it myself cause I'll just fail spectacularly, and my GF told me that if I ever attempted it again she was going to ensure that I die alone. She's a great girl.)

@FantasyChic It was bound to happen eventually. @Hillan's here, and drinking is the only thing that makes him bearable.
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Goofed in my own IC, doh!

Also situation updated @FantasyChic & @SgtEasy

EDIT: Fixed my mistake, sort of lol
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Several Hours Ago | City Hall - The Spires

"This is messy, Raul."

Timothy Simmons, the current Mayor of Crescent City paced back and forth as he looked out of his office windows at the mess in the streets below. De Vitis' men were taking ownership of the block, ushering out people from the Spires who were suspected of supporting other mayoral candidates. Both men knew that if either Blake or Cruz won the upcoming election, their time in Crescent City would be coming to an end.

"I don't like this plan at all."

"This plan is meant to go south, Simmons." Raul waved his hand dismissively while using his opposite hand to bring a large cigar to his mouth. "My men will act as the scapegoats, you'll get to impress the public by uncovering the plot and saving those who were in the hotel. Hell, do you know how thankful every mother and father will be that you saved their daughters from a lifetime of addiction and the sex trade. Have Corrotto bust the guys down on the docks, he'll be able to catch them in the middle of a 'sale', no one will be hurt and your popularity will sky rocket."

"And the Society?" Simmons asked.

"The Society is part of a world that no longer exists. They're a bunch of disillusioned hacks, Crescent City belongs to us now, not the shadows."


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Can't wait to throw a wrench into that little plan :)
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