[@Dusksong]Are you... a [i]real[/i] villain?

Well, uh, technically, nah--

Have you ever caught a [i]good guy,[/i] like a [i]real[/i] superhero?

Nah.

Well, have you ever tried a [i]disguise?[/i]

Nah, nah.

ALRIGHT! I can see, that I'm going to have to teach you, how to be VILLAINS!