Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 7 days ago

Bonesword's Tale


The skeleton took his position at one of the podiums in the area and placed the phylactery he had around the top of his head, a bit of mending following it. After a bit of odd noises, the phylactery hung from the skeleton's hat, allowing for the item to hang on the top of his head without fear that it would fall. He wasn't able to keep it around his neck because it would slip through the bones and simply... well... fall. It would work placed up there, at least for the time being. Once at the podium, he began to survey the opponents he would be facing in this tournament.

First, the knight with his halberd... "Another melee fighter? Here? This man has nice tastes, and I'll have to give him the fight of his life it would seem. I'm glad to do so."

... to the soldier of the future... "Ranged fighter? He's gonna be tough. Maybe he'll listen to reason and give me a fighting chance though..."

... to the man with Doritos... "I have no words. None."

... to the dragon woman... "She reminds me of Diana... maybe she's vulnerable to my cutlass? I don't know."

... to the cereal mascot... "I want to fight you so badly. Not even to beat you, to see how it'll turn out rather."

... to the nun with a jetpack... "She's a nun. She's holy. Case closed."

... to the purple demon... "He's a demon. I've killed literal legions of people like him."

... to the towering ogre... "I could probably take him on without dying. Keyword is probably. He may be big, but so is his Achilles Heel."

... the one-handed brawler... "Scissors shouldn't beat rock, but I think it would here."

... the silver swordswoman... "Another master of the sword? She should be interesting to fight against."

... the kitsune... "Well then, isn't she going to be quite the troublemaker..."

... and lastly the Asian composer. "I can only imagine what he brings to the table."

Those were the only people that Bonesword could identify before he had his vision obscured by the fog swarming around the arena. When this happened, the swordsman drew his cutlass and Shroomblade in reaction, and had a bit of a realization as the fog coated the area. His face was not protected at all, by anything really. With quick thinking and a bit of chloromancy, a mask of mushroom-y defense fell from the brims of Bonesword's mushroom crown, and it slowly surrounded the rest of his head like it was a full mask. It was slightly painful, but the defense would be helpful in the long run.

Bonesword stood, ready to face who he would be fighting first.
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by obliviousRoadie
Raw
Avatar of obliviousRoadie

obliviousRoadie big mac machine breaker extraordinaire

Member Seen 6 yrs ago

Jiang Zhao, the Angry Dragon

憤怒龍

P  A  R  T     T  W  O

Karlov Věž Hotel, 5th floor, Prague, Czech Republic

March 24th, 2018


An old, angry-looking man of clearly Asian origins, just about the same height as Monkeyboy, with at least 3-4 centimeters added on top, revealed himself as the dust settled.

Mr. Zhao was currently clad in just a white tank-top and a pair of striped boxers. His hair was wavy and neatly brushed to the side. Most of it was either black or a very dark-grey, but there was a clear white stroke right in the middle, and another one on the side, following a line just behind the ear, meaning his age must've been just on the cusp of "adult" and "elderly". His wrinkles, caused by stress throughout the years, made him look even older than he really was. His slanted eyes did not blink - in fact, they did not move at all.

And they were looking straight at Jaro. She felt her soul being burned ablaze. She didn't notice Jiang had yanked her to himself and not a moment too soon she was suplexed. He then threateningly twisted her arm, making the tomboy cry out in pain. She felt so intimidated and frightened that she didn't even notice when Jiang's fist made a small crater in the wooden floor, right near her head.

In her panic, she blurted out:

"Mr. Zhao! Please! Please! Calm down! I-I guarantee it'll be worth it if you would j-just let us sp-"

"NO! GET OUT OR ELSE YOUR ARM DISLOCATES!..."

She screamed as another fist crashed into the same spot, this time even closer to her head.

"...STUPID LAOWAI!"

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, WE'LL LEAVE! JUST DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE!"

Jaro felt her arm being released, then thrown to the side in anger. With a pained grin on her face, she rubbed her wrist and twisted it around in an attempt to numb the pain, then slowly got up and turned around, beginning to stagger towards the staircase. "Bashi-bozouk, he packs an ungodly punch. Ugh..., she muttered to herself on the way.

...

Realizing she was leaving Noseless behind with that man, she stopped. Her eyes widened and then she turned back to look at the two men.

They were seemingly locked in a Mexican Standoff. They were staring straight into each other's eyes. Jiang's expression was still furious. Pieter, on the other hand, remained calm and held the Lantern close to his face, in order to try and calm him down slightly. His plan soon started to work - the forty seconds it took for the Asian's gaze to slowly turn and fixate onto the warm, welcoming glow of the Lantern felt like several minutes, but it worked exactly as intended. He decided this was the perfect moment to signal Jaro to come closer and do something.

Without moving any other muscle, Noseless turned his eyes to Monkeyboy, raised his eyebrows, then looked at Jiang, frowned, and finally looked back at the girl expectantly. This, according to him, was her chance. She nodded and slowly tip-toed her way closer to the Dragon, not realizing she had stuck out her tongue in determination.

On her way towards him, she noticed the funk music from before had changed into a faint sound of a symphonic orchestra tuning their instruments just before the start of a concert. It became louder as she got closer to the old man. This must be his music power thing. I'm beginning to think stealing that glorified antenna from there was the worst possible idea the College ever considered., she immediately thought.

Once she was close enough, Jaro slowly pulled out a tiny flashlight from her jacket's pocket. Noseless knew exactly what that was. He closed his eyes, shielding them from what was about to come. She pointed it specifically towards Jiang's face and tried to get his attention.

"Hey."

The gentle mess of sound stopped.

Jiang turned around and was met by a small bang, similar to a firecracker, and a blinding light. He grunted and grimaced in pain, began rubbing his eyes and dizzily stumbled backwards before sitting down on his knees and hiding his face.

Noseless opened his eyes, keeping the exact same blank expression as he always had. He lowered the Lantern and scanned the current scene.

On his left, Jaro had put her hands on her waist, sighing in relief and proudly observing the work she had just done - she had defeated a black belt in Kung Fu with just her flash, which was still smoking. She then brushed her fingers backwards through her hair and stopped in the middle, leaving her hand on her head in disbelief. Pieter slowly averted his gaze towards the defeated black-belt.

Jiang seemed to be still trying to recover from the throbbing headache in his forehead, as evidenced by his hands still covering his face. He let out a groan, and spoke through his teeth in Chinese.

"Ughhhhhhhhhhpfffff...绝对令人恶心... <Absolutely disgusting...>"

Jaro, still looking at Jiang, picked the mysterious briefcase up from the floor and moved herself near him. Pieter, meanwhile, strategically moved himself in front of the two. She squatted down, laid the briefcase on the floor with the handle faced towards her, looked at Jiang, and began:

"So...Mr. Zhao..."

Mr. Zhao made a simple sound that could only be described by a single "?".

"We heard your greatest wish was to become the best of the best."

Jiang threw his head back and replied with a mocking laugh. He looked at Monkeyboy with an equally mocking smile.

"Everyone wants to be the best of the best, laowai. Especially artists like me, heheh...", he vaguely gestured towards himself. "Where are you going with this?", he asked as his face turned a little bit more stern.

"We're offering you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to achieve that dream in just the snap of a finger."

He let out a wheezing chuckle and grimaced in mockery. "What are you even going on about?", he said, and continued chuckling.

"It's a sort of fighting tournament. You'll be fighting against thirty-one other people-"

"Sentient things.", Noseless corrected.

"...Thirty-one other sentient things in order to collect their souls and, presumably, bring them to this device which will grant you your greatest wish.", Jaro explained and then looked at Noseless with an exasperated expression.

"Fah, this is already beginning to sound like a fraud!...

Jiang's gaze was drawn by the Lantern in Noseless' hand for a few long seconds. He looked back at Jaro and continued.

"...Erh, go on...I want to hear what other nonsense you laowai will think up."

"Hey now, don't get us wrong, friend. We know how mad this sounds, but you may have to trust us on this. We seriously do NOT know how this thing works. It's big, it's shaped like a freight container, it glows non-stop and it speaks."

"Eh?"

"We also found a ledger that writes names onto itself. One of the names on there is yours."

Jiang frowned and slightly opened his mouth in confusion.

"There's also these pendants we found with which you collect the souls."

Jiang, keeping the same confused look on his face, looked at Jaro, then at Noseless, then back at Jaro again.

"Right. Sounds simple enough. What's the catch?"

"You might die. In a pretty gruesome way, if you're unlucky enough."

Jiang stared at Jaro in stern disappointment. He nodded.

"No thanks. Not worth it."

Jaro sighed. "...Right, looks like I'll have to persuade you."

She took the briefcase, cradled it in her arm, faced it towards Jiang and opened it.
...
Jiang gasped. He couldn't believe his eyes. A blue flickering glow shone upon his face of disbelief.

His Baton was inside!

"How did...How did you..." He looked back and forth between the two colleagues and the Baton. His wide-eyed gaze finally stopped at Monkeyboy as he pointed at his secret weapon. "How on Earth did you acquire this?! This is one of the Chinese Government's most well-kept secrets!"

"We just...stole it. I don't know. Don't ask me how."

Jiang looked at Pieter. Pieter shrugged. "I said don't ask me! We probably killed one or two guards in the process, but that's all I know."

"Are you convinced now?"

Jiang gazed into the Lantern. Although he didn't realize it, its welcoming light convinced him even further that this tournament of theirs was 100% absolutely real. So many questions flooded his head: How exactly did they steal the Baton? What was this device of theirs, anyway? Was it even theirs? Did the device really grant wishes? Who the hell were these two colorful people? That "we" did not sound like they were talking about just themselves, so, given that they were just two strange-looking laowai - one of them a two meter tall noseless giant who doesn't talk much and the other one a girl dressing and acting like a boy - and just these two couldn't possibly organize an event like this, let alone sneak into one of the most heavily-guarded government-owned facilities in the world...just who in the hell were these people and what did they plan for him? Were they sent by the Chinese Government or something?

He cleared his head and started brushing his chin in thought. Only one question remained in his mind:

Am I in or out?

"Well?"

Jiang averted his gaze towards Jaro with a determined look on his face...




Jirásek Bridge, Prague, Czech Republic


Pieter, Jiang and Jaro were all bunched up in the back seat, in this order. It was the same car and the exact same driver - his name was revealed to be L'n'thyg'labth, also known as Lyuben Gliganov, and the beard was fake. It hid the tentacles that were all over his face. He always wore sunglasses to hide his strange, intimidating, purple-colored octopus eyes. He was otherwise quite a cheerful man - he was especially happy with his job as a College associate. Jiang, although quite reluctantly, somehow got along quite well with the tentacle man.

"Good pay.", he would simply note. "And a diverse work environment - just the way I like it!"

It was a mostly silent ride along the east side of the Vltava. It rained harder and harder as they decreased their distance with the Jirásek Bridge. Jiang sat there wearing his inhumanly clean tuxedo and with the Baton neatly placed upon his lap. He wondered what the noseless giant meant when he mentioned "sentient things". What wonders or monstrosities has this College of theirs even seen? I can't believe I accepted...But alas, I'm at the point of no return...

Jiang sighed.

As they were crossing the Jirásek Bridge, the fog turned into a shifting cloud and swirled around the car. It looked as if they were flying through a cloud. There was so much rain pattering onto the windshield that Jiang half-expected it to break under the pressure. Lightning struck nearby and slightly startled him. Jaro giggled. "He jumped." Pieter simply let out a "Heh." Jiang groaned at Jaro.




As the fog began to clear out, a beautiful, shining castle revealed itself. Jiang gazed upon it with wishful eyes. It was all real, after all.

He was reminded of Disney. "When You Wish Upon a Star" started playing a little loudly. This confused Lyuben, as he attempted to lower the volume on his car's radio. Jaro patted the tentacle man on the shoulder and gestured at Jiang. "Oh.", muttered Lyuben.


Location:

The Inquisitional College

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by Lazo
Raw
Avatar of Lazo

Lazo Lazy

Member Seen 3 yrs ago

Pithy paused as she entered the building, robes dripping water on the floor as she took in the sight that greeted her. Much like the men’s clothes, the building itself was constructed in a style she was not familiar with, but while the size itself was impressive, the long hallway with its many doors branching paths did not remind her of the grandeur of a noble’s estate or the forbidding solemnity of a religious temple. This was a place for work.

Her eyes roamed for a moment longer before they fell to the path before her. Tracks of dirt and mud in strange and varied shapes and sizes marked the way forward, evidence of those who had been brought before her. Storms must have heralded their arrivals same as hers. What drew her gaze, however, was a trail of red mixed with the rest of the tracks.

The men leading her had seen it too.

The one named Michael wore a concerned expression as he looked down at the blood. “Think the others ran into trouble?”

The older man shrugged. “It would not be surprising. The Crucible’s participants were not chosen for their restraint. Much the opposite, in certain cases.”

“Wouldn’t that make her…” Michael’s words trailed off as he caught the half-lidded look Pithy had leveled his way.

“Go on. Do complete that thought,” she said dryly.

The young man hesitated.

Dr. Howell shook his head, as though he did not much care for the banter. “It wouldn’t be wrong to say we were fortunate.”

Pithy turned to look at the other man and, released from the woman’s expectant glare, Michael coughed into his wrist. “Let’s keep going,” he suggested once he had composed himself. “We’ll know more once we meet the rest.”

Seeing no reason to object, Pithy followed as the men delved deeper into the building. As she went, her eyes trailed the multitude of doors they passed. Occasionally an open door would reveal a desk, chairs, and stacks of documents that reminded her of the office of an advocate she had done business with years before. She remembered how the innkeeper had told her that the men struck him as scholars, and had little trouble picturing people working at those desks, with students roaming the hallways, large books and stacks of paper in their arms.

What did not fit with that image were the rope barriers placed before doors and branching hallways. Pithy felt fairly confident that even without the muddied trail and the men leading her she would have been perfectly able to reach the place she was expected to. She found some slight amusement in the fact, as it seemed to hint at the nature of the mind that had set up this occasion.

The stage is set, the cast is ready, and the main show is about to begin. All that is left is for you to go to your respective places, but do take care not to wander into the backstage.

“Where is this place?” she found herself asking.

“We’re in the Inquisitional College,” Michael supplied from the lead position.

Unhelpfully. She had already guessed as much. “I meant geographically. This is the first time I hear of this College, and I don’t recognize the city outside.”

It’s not like the human cities I have come across. It’s much too large, and has no walls. In truth, she had never seen anything quite like it. She considered saying as much, but quickly decided there would be no point in making her ignorance evident.

It was Dr. Howell that offered her an explanation. “We do not have an answer that would mean much to you, Lady. We are no longer in your world, after all.”

Pithy found herself ready to raise her voice in protest, but she clamped down on the words. Talk of other worlds parallel to her own were not unheard of in her where. The domains of the gods, those tied closely to the existence of the world she lived in were generally acknowledged to be tightly woven but separate realms, and magic users that relied on summoning magic told of countless other worlds from which their demons hailed.

Academically, demon had long become a word used to describe unidentified beasts and beings from other realms.

She realized that what she found difficult to believe was not the idea that they had made a jump to a different world, but that it had been done so seamlessly. She would have expected an extreme confluence of power to be required in order to open a path between two disconnected worlds, but all they had done was walk with a nondescript lantern—

Except that was not entirely the case, was it? There had been a storm raging around them as they traveled, and if she were to guess by the muddied trail leading forward, the circumstances of her drawing had not been unique.

The sensible part of her warned against taking the men at their word, but she could not deny that she wanted to believe the man with the trimmed beard and sunken eyes. She had already followed them to this strange place. If a device that could enable such travel existed in this place, perhaps this College had truly found something that could aid her. She wondered if they would allow her to examine the lantern were she to ask.

Belatedly, she became aware of Howell’s steely eyes fixed on her profile. Pithy met his gaze, prompting him to speak his mind.

“Something tells me you do not find this entirely unlikely,” he ventured.

Pithy shrugged, trying to hide the uneasiness she felt at the man’s ability to guess at her thoughts. “Perhaps I’ve become jaded,” she admitted.

“Here we are,” Michael announced. Before them stood a pair of white, shuttered swing doors that vividly reminded Pithy of the entrance to a bar she had visited in a frontier town. The fact that it did not fit with the surroundings made her think it was a new addition, and a temporary one at that. “Once you are inside, look for an unoccupied podium,” he told her. “We’ll follow behind you.”

Pithy brought her hands to the sides of her head, making sure her cowl was still in place, then brought her right hand to her hip, resting it on her rapier’s handle in a gesture that stilled her nerves. Thus ready, she swung the door open and walked into the large atrium.

Heads turned to study her as she walked towards an unoccupied podium, and she took the time to study the competition in return. She counted thirty-two podiums in all, some filled, some still vacant. Though many of the entrants exhibited the humanoid features she had become familiar with, some with small additions or differences, others could only be described as monsters.

Demons, she found herself brought back to an earlier thought. And if I were to remove my cowl to show my ears and part my hair so they could see all of my face, would some not think the same of me?

What Pithy took to be the rest of the participants steadily began to fill the room, each going through the ritual of marching to their own podium under the weight of the stares of a murder of killers, made heavier by the last joining in their number to glare at the next.

As she watched the procession to its end, it occurred to Pithy that it was impressive that the College’s staff had been able to fill every podium. Not a single participant had refused the invitation. Though as her gaze found the one lone attendee standing behind an amorphous, smiling monster, she found herself agreeing with Dr. Howell’s assessment. They had been fortunate indeed.

Finally, from a walkway above the podiums, an old woman addressed the congregation. Pithy listened with interest that quickly turned into dismay as she realized that the woman planned to gloss over the details of their predicament in order to focus on the organization of the tournament itself.

And why not? Every fool here—myself included—has already agreed to be used. And if this machine cannot grant wishes, or the College intends to use the winner’s one wish for themselves? Well then, that’s a bridge to cross later.

She found herself wishing that whatever this machine was, it continued to grant wishes once the ritual was performed. Of course, she was certain such convenient things would not exist in any reality, for any reality in which such a thing existed would have destroyed itself in the blink of an eye.

Pithy directed her frustration forward, to the heart-shaped object resting on the podium.

Phylactery.

Now this was a word she knew, and not one she liked. She held a hand over it, hesitating. Focusing on the small figurine, she could feel the weight of an enchantment nestled within, but the structure of the spell was unlike any she had observed before. She couldn’t make heads or tails of it.

In a way, this encouraged her. It lent credence to the idea that she had been transported to a different world with miraculous possibilities. However, it also made her realize that donning the accessory would be something she could not take back. Even were she to find something capable of helping her in the wreckage of the abandoned city, she would need to play her part to its conclusion.

Then again, if I had options in the first place I would not be standing here.

It was with this in mind that the woman grasped the chain and slipped it over her head, taking a moment to smooth out the disturbed hair and cowl. The pendant she placed under her clothes, feeling the imitation rest close to her actual heart.
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by The Wild West
Raw
Avatar of The Wild West

The Wild West Lone Star State

Member Seen 7 yrs ago

"Hurry yourself Sgrogbraogg, I'd rather not be late and be the last team to enter the atrium," Linas said, his daughter scurrying behind the unfazed scientist with the 16-foot monster giving large yet slow strides across the white polished floor. The ogre was quite impressed by the scenery before his eyes, it seemed to be built similarly to the underground fortresses of the dawi, impressively large yet sticks to a rather drab style compared to the great gleaming decadent cities like the Asur. The entire feel of this great building though seemed to emit the sense that this was built for and by smart people with its large yet practical designs. The only reason why Sgrogbraogg could have such a deep insight of architecture was due to the might of the Ogre Kingdoms and their tendencies to be hired as the vanguard of almost every army from the ancient Cold Ones to the shady Ratmen. The Ogre Kingdoms in on itself doesn't murder for the sake of murder, they murder and pillage to bring favor of the Great Maw and end their ceaseless hunger given by the very same god. If the time came in which villages paid the ogres on a seasonal basis to produce food for the horde rather than end their production entirely, the ogres would gladly take the deal without violence if the village stuck with the deal. In the end, ogres entirely have the keen sense of making deals with other races if they so choose to make it with the brutish race, but one has to remember if the deal gets too cumbersome for their greedy bellies it would force them to get a quicker meal of freshly grounded meat! Anyway, besides the history lesson, Sgrogbraogg also noticed the hasty reconstruction of the entrances as well, it was almost like it was quickly built for someone with a larger size than normal. Hehehe.

"Heh, you called this the Inquisitorial College? Well... It doesn't look too shabby by the looks of it, you eggheads always did have the tendencies to stick in groups to protect yourselves against forces like myself," Tyrant said, grinning a sloppy set of slabbed teeth towards the two humans.

"I can say for sure that we do have the greatest minds working on this little project here, and while it is true that we have congregated to solve, a little muscle like yourself can be of use to us 'eggheads'."

"Father, can you try not to be condescending to everyone? Especially to the 16-foot monster that can crush us to death with his pinkie toe?" Mary stated behind her gas-mask, clearly the more pragmatic between the father and daughter relationship between the two.

"Yes, yes. I'll be sure to try to heed the words of my assistant about the way I've been acting since before you were born. Anyway! If you follow me and my little girl here Sgrogbraogg I'll see it that we get everything ready for the start of the tournament."

Clearly amused by the banter between the two humans, Sgrogbraogg pushed upon the rather large doors towards a rather pristine and glorious glass atrium. The entire area proved to be some sort of meeting area, though at the moment seemed to be specialized for the certain occasion as there laid thirty-two podiums formed within an enclosing circle. Most the contestants have already arrived positioned within their according podiums to the dismay of Linas, but the group arrived with most eyes upon the largest being of the entire room. Sgrogbraogg was quite happy about the attention, it was normal to get looks of horror for his massive size, but each contestant within their respective podiums have been chosen as the champion of their world and would provide the ogre with an extravagant and exotic feast upon new races. In the end, Sgrogbraogg moved to his podium adjusted for his height with a strange contraption placed within the center, but it didn't matter much to the Tyrant as he scanned the smaller beings that would provide him a fierce competition for this 'wish'.

The Lady in White, she would provide a well preserved taste of beauty and lean flesh from the cold aura emitting from the lady.

The God Hand, the young supple taste would prove to be similar to a succulent juicy slabs of meat of well prepared veal.

The Fungal Knight, while most mushrooms in on itself carry a hearty meat-like flavor it seems that they would sadly only provide just a crunchy taste of a skeleton with no meat on its bones.

Smiley, this strange demon yet like all of its kind have taste beyond his palate which he just can't place but meat is meat to the ogre.

Queen of Terror, this one both combined two meats in one with their human body with the lean treat of lizard flesh which meant this one seemed the tastiest with its multiple textures and flavors.

The Blood Devil, quite a heavily armored shell of metal to protect their weak skin and flesh which makes a perfect built in boiling pan for that nice cooked human taste.

The Sentinel, yuck, mostly metal with a meak human inside means for a tasteless fight with too much effort for the feast at the end of the match.

Inari, beauty between his victims actually do provide a different taste, generally peeling and eating well managed skin beyond the dainty meat provides a good but not so filling meal.

Knight Sylvestre, similar to the Blood Knight, but with the handy halberd could provide a handy rotisserie knight like the pompous Bretonnian knights.

Gaben's Chosen, salty and sugary screams from the child, a good snack to eat but multiple versions would be rather unhealthy.

Captain K. Runch, a balanced breakfast that would provide a part of a healthy and nutritious meal but might provide a hint of salty flavor within its meat.

Seraphim, another warrior clad within a personal meat container but this one seems to have a personal roasting device strapped to their back which would provide a portable device for cooking up humans on the go.

The Apex Hunter, a most likely gamey meat which would be prepared well with other animals mixed within a hearty meaty stew fit for a filling and heavy dinner.

The Angel, yet another heavily armored knight, but this one provides the interesting development of bloodied wings which can be eaten fried for a tasty and juicy meal paired with a nice meat inside of the armor.

Blackjack, another fully armored character with a strange design that was completely foreign to the ogre. Anyhow, they look like a bipedal creature so they will most likely taste of human.

Angry Dragon, sadly not an actual dragon who's meat is actually some of the best meat the ogre had ever tasted in his life. A meager human that doesn't pack much meat on itself so another scrawny unfulfilling snack.

Mika, another child solider with soft and underdeveloped flesh which would provide tasty and soft bites of a young human.

With those 17 accounted for, Sgrogbraogg was just about to judge the rest of the contestants with his good eye for detecting how well an opponent would taste before he was rudely interrupted by a figure above the contestants. It was strangely just an unimpressive old lady, Sgrogbraogg was hoping for a more better tasting looking leader, but these eggheads tend to have leaders that don't have much meat on their bones. Anyway, with a strangely booming voice most likely produced by the strange machines propped right before her lips provided some vague information pertaining to the mysterious tournament and the arena which all these other-worldly beings will fight to the death over to get their apparent wish. The talk of other unknown dangers excited Sgrogbraogg slightly as well, more unknown meat with some treasure to boot was always another good incentive for brutally murdering other sentient beings. And finally the old woman gave some information about the strange devices before the contestants, the little trinket apparently handled their souls which was most likely impossible! The tiny contraption wouldn't be able to handle such a wide and girthy soul of Tyrant Sgrogbraogg Gaintbreaker Wallcrusher Mountaineater Drakedestroyer Gatecrasher Hoardmaster All-Maw the Large and Strong! Still, it was his to take so even if this trinket could somehow absorb souls it was most likely in his favor to keep it away from others. The ogre manhandled the small figure with his large hands, clumsily tying the trinket to his over-sized neck.

"Hmm, this tournament better be worth my time and effort human. If not I'll be here sooner or later and eat you and all of your friends personally,"

"Don't worry about it Tyrant Sgrogbraogg Gaintbreaker Wallcrusher Mountaineater Drakedestroyer Gatecrasher Hoardmaster All-Maw the Large and Strong. I'll be sure whatever you find will be beyond your expectations! Remember though, I'm betting some of my money on you, so try your best not to die."

"Hurr hurr hurr, human, you're a funny one. When I win in the end, I'll be sure to remember your name when I conquer the Old World." Sgrogbraogg cockily said, hefting up his great weapons once again, adjusting his gut-plate, and with a toothy grin was soon enveloped once again in a thick white fog to enter the blood bath of the Crucible.


1x Like Like
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Roughdragon1
Raw
Avatar of Roughdragon1

Roughdragon1

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

This… college, as the two called it, seemed to be one of the strangest places Saria had ever laid her eyes on. As far as she knew, a college was a place of learning and study. However, this “college” was built like a castle, but still didn’t exactly seem like one.

“Follow us, please.” The man motioned towards the building. Saria did, however reluctantly. She was wary of these magic-using individuals, who seemed to carry technology that surpassed anything she had ever seen before. She saw that others, accompanied by their own pairs of guides, were making their way towards the entrance of the college.

“Oh, and I almost forgot. My name is Doctor Jace Merkenheimer. The gun-lady is Ms. Emil Jackson.” Saria realized that Ms. Jackson was still pointing that strange device at her, what Doctor Merkenheimer referred to as a “gun.”

Maybe it’s some sort of projectile device? Like a sort of hand-sized crossbow?

Her interest wandered elsewhere, however, as they finally entered the college itself. The interior of the college was, well, clean, to say the least. No rats crawled about, no piles of refuse and trash littered the floors, and there seemed to be no discernible smell. Merkenheimer was in front, leading them through what seemed like miles upon miles of twists, turns, ups, downs, and circles. It was truly disorienting. All the while, Ms. Jackson followed from behind, and Saria could almost feel the barrel of the gun brushing against her armored back. It gave her an uneasy feeling, like she was being herded as cattle was.

No matter. If this is a trap, they’re trapped in here with me, not the other way around.

Finally, after rounding another corner, they came to a peculiar door. Merkenheimer stepped aside, and motioned towards it. Saria realized that this was her cue to proceed. She pushed open the door and stepped into a massive, circular room which seemed to be the place the other participants had filed into. Each contestant stood on top of their own podium, and Saria noticed two empty ones, each next to the nearly sixteen-foot tall brute, who could barely fit onto the thing. She took her spot on one of the podiums next to him, intending to show that she wasn’t intimidated by his bulk.

Worst come to worst, I could just cut the tendons in his leg; good luck catching me then.

It seemed that all of these contestants, in some way at least, were all warriors. The first combatant who caught her attention was the knight who wielded a halberd. She’d fought and killed her fair share of knights, and for some reason, knights in general seemed to annoy her. They possessed their faux code of “honor”, which they hid behind in order to perform deplorable acts of cruelty. However, this knight seemed different somehow. He seemed… tired, exhausted, distant from such tales of heroism.

Interesting, a knight who does not behave as a knight. I wonder if he still fights like one.

The next contestant who had peaked her interest was the lady who seemed to surround herself with a permanent aura of ice and frost. Or maybe that was just her personality. What had interested Saria, however, was that this lady seemed to be the complete opposite of herself. Her flowing white clothes contrasted Saria’s black armor, and she seemed to be the cold, analytical type, which clashed with Saria’s fiery temper.

Ah, she must be quite the fighter, refusing to wear armor. Either that, or she’s just foolish.

Another contestant who had caught her attention was a strange, armored figure across the room. He looked like a knight, especially the helmet, but not quite. For one, he seemed to carry almost no melee weapons, as far as she could see. Instead, he seemed to carry larger versions of the “gun” Ms. Jackson had threatened her with earlier. Another peculiarity was that his armor was not that of a knight. It seemed to be made of some other material unknown to her. He was most certainly not from her time, and as Saria continued to look around, she wondered if any of these combatants were from her own world, and how many had heard of the Blood Devil.

She tightened her grip on the Red Blade, feeling its strange energy flow through her. It gave her a sense of power. Maybe that was the blade itself, its fabled Jogun construction working its magic on her.

An old woman had begun talking, and Saria had only picked up little tidbits of words and phrases, at least the ones that caught her attention.

“There may be dragons, demons, gods, or giants, treasure or torture, but I do know there will be fighting.”

Good, that is all I need.

She was directed to pick up a strange heart-shaped object, which was bound to a wire to act as a necklace. She cautiously picked it up, and slipped it on beneath her armor. Apparently, their souls were connected to the things, so they had better protect them. A thick mist began to fill the room, and Saria struggled to see through the dense fog, which even obscured the massive brute who still stood next to her on his podium.

Saria took a deep breath, as she usually did before an important task. Even with a raging personality such as hers, it did help to calm down and clear her head once in a while. As her visibility decreased even more, she hung onto her blade, and exhaled.

It’s time to begin.
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by obliviousRoadie
Raw
Avatar of obliviousRoadie

obliviousRoadie big mac machine breaker extraordinaire

Member Seen 6 yrs ago

Jiang and the Contestants

P A R T O N E

Location:
The Inquisitional College

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


As the fog completely cleared out and more of the College building was revealed, Jiang compared it in his mind to a combination of a fortress built to be durable and an actual college - built to look like something that houses educated people. It somewhat looked a bit like the high school he went to back in the day, which was built during a stricter time - when Mao was in power.

He didn't notice that the theme melody of Disney Studios had suddenly shifted into the Chinese National Anthem, as a far cry from his younger years. Jaro and Noseless looked at each other in confusion. Lyuben joined in on the confused staredown by looking at his three passengers through the rear-view mirror, but later decided against it, so as to keep an eye on the road. After all, he didn't want to slow them down by accidentally driving straight into the sand beach of the island - his car was currently prepared for stylish and elegant transportation, not for off-road driving.

Speaking of the road, it was a paved one, but not like the old Ancient Roman highways - it was tiled, like an indoors floor rather than actually paved. One of its end points was somewhere behind the building, where the College's garage & workshop was. The other end, where they came out of, seemed to be going straight into an ominous cloud of fog, about as large as a football field. It stood there, motionless and monolithic, right on top of the surface of the sea. It served as a portal to other worlds, preferably ones with roads in them. The road itself was relatively long and it curved to the back of the building, where it weaved into an S-shape before ending with a garage door that looked a bit like something out of Ancient Athens, but not quite.

Lyuben halted the car when he was just about 10 meters from the garage door. A very bright spotlight-looking device switched itself on and was pointed towards the car by an invisible hand. It continuously made a high-pitched humming sound for about 5 seconds, and then switched off. A deep, gravely voice from some speakers tucked away somewhere in the overhang told the driver: "Welcome back, Davy Jones. Hurry up and get in, the fightin' boys are already gathering at the thing." Lyuben silently replied with an OK hand sign and continued onwards.

"Here we are, boys.", he said in his heavy Slavic accent

The Collage Garage & Workshop was unusually large, although it was necessarily so, for it had about 6 other vehicles parked in it. The ceiling was about 20 feet over their heads and lengthy fluorescent tube lights, like the ones you'd find in hospitals, were neatly lined up on it and shone down for people to see what they were doing. The floor, on the other hand, was a mess - dozens of tool cabinets haphazardly bunched up in the two sides of the room, near the vehicles, and hundreds of more tools and parts littered on the floor in the same way as the cabinets. The room itself, fortunately, was 15 feet wide and 20 feet long, so despite the huge mess it wasn't too cramped up.

One of the vehicles was rather shaped more like a speedboat entirely made out of blued steel with intricate art-deco designs and hovering on top of a floating red and gold carpet. The carpet had a few more long strips of cloth of the same material floating around it, possibly to support the weight of the heavy steel hull. Someone wearing a collarless, double-breasted, scarlet silk trenchcoat embroidered with gold thread, a red & gold silk shawl on his head, a leather mechanic's apron on top of the coat, a pair of rolled up dark-brown slacks and light, beige boots had kneeled down to examine the carpet, possibly to check for any imperfections.

Lyuben stopped the Moskvitch in the exact middle of the room. He removed his glasses and his faux beard - it was quite a nuisance to constantly have flax in his mouth and the sunglasses were beginning to strain his eyes. He left the driver's seat, opened the back door and welcomed them out of the car with a tip of his peaked cap.

"Welcome to the College, Mr. Zhao. Have a nice day."

Zhao respectfully nodded at him and walked up towards the steel double door, but stopped for about a minute to think through everything that had happend up to this point. This was his chance. No turning back.

Standing behind him were Noseless on the right and Jaro on the left. They were kind of impatient - Jaro pulled a brass pocket watch from her waistcoat to check the time. Noseless looked at her general direction, hoping to get a glimpse of where the arrows were pointing on the tiny clock-face. She looked back at her tall friend and gestured Two-Oh with her hands - twenty minutes until the beginning. He nodded.

The complete silence was only disturbed by the rumble of Lyuben's car being parked properly, him walking up to the shawled repairman and talk of a particular "desert cop" they were picking up next.

The silence ended abruptly with Jiang quite literally whipping into stern attention, placing his Baton under his armpit and some sort of attentive, disciplined trumpet sting aggressively piercing the air. Noseless, Jaro and anybody else who was currently in the room was startled. The composer's pose was similar to that of a condescending drill sergeant surveying a line of cadets.

He marched through the doors in perfect beat with the drums. Pieter and Monkeyboy followed.




==CONTINUED IN PART 2==>
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by GreenGoat
Raw
Avatar of GreenGoat

GreenGoat Harmless Flower Person

Member Seen 1 yr ago

It was all so strange to her.

Not the myriad of people, creatures and demons assembled on these podiums, not the fact Hudson and Emillia wasn't stringing her along, and certainly not the fact that she was seemingly in another world entirely, but just the fact this building seemed in good condition. In her whole life, she had never seen any building as large as this being in either great condition, without gang members or demons infesting it, or without any sort of wildlife living inside it. It was akin to someone who had lived in the mountains their whole life, perfectly content with what they had, and then being told there was a place called the sea, where water stretched out as far as their eyes can see.

And then told they need to fight all the monsters inside it to get a single wish.

All these... things on the podiums. Were these to be her opponent? There were some she could understand, like that large dumb-looking fellow over there, or the girl shrouded in black cloth, but there were others like that huge hulking demonic looking person, or the draconic woman. All of a sudden, she wished she had asked more about the tournament, especially when they mentioned they needed to kill the opposition. Juniper glared at the two behind her, with Emillia swiftly averting her eyes as Hudson met her gaze.

Perhaps it was her own fault for not asking more, but a tournament did not usually mean they were to kill each other. Perhaps in the demon world it did. In any case, she was already in the tournament, and just leaving right now would be rude. There was also the fact that there was a demonic machine here which consumes the souls of the fallen to grant a wish. That was not something she could ignore. Should someone get the bright idea to awaken the demon king once again...

Silently, she took the phylactery and stuffed it in her clothes.

Juniper wasn't sure of her chances against most of the champions gathered for the tournament, but at the very least, they did say she did not need to kill to advance in the tournament, so that was one small comfort should she actually won a match. Hopefully she did not lose any, for she did not trust most of the contestants to be as... civil, as she was. All she needed to do was to utilize the down time before each match to find out where the machine was, and get the hell out of dodge once she destroyed it. At most, she would have at most two matches before she had to face some of those heavy hitters, those she was wary of. Depending on how the tournament will play out of course. Dropping two fighters in a plain and level arena was a sure way of ensuring those without ranged means of attacking be heavily disadvantaged.

Of course, she had no intention of losing her life here. The other God Hand was still out there, and should she lose one here, in this world, her own world would have no way of preventing the demon king from rising, or to oppose them if they do manage to rise again. Mist started to fill the arena, as she pondered her first choice of action.
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by DracoLunaris
Raw
Avatar of DracoLunaris

DracoLunaris Multiverse tourist

Member Seen 5 hrs ago


Sister Sophia

Inquisitional college


“So this is the Inquisitional College the diplomats were always yabbering on about whether it was a good Idea or not to fund”

As they walked through the shiny halls she couldn't help but compare it to the fortress monastery that was her home, a massive construction of gothic architecture dedicated to the service of the god emperor. This building’s construction did not have much in common with her home, but it did remind her of some of the other religious buildings she had been forced to enter and not burn to the ground, with is clean marble like construction and great mosaics. A place of science and learning that looked like a chapel, there was some irony there that was lost on Sophia for the imperiums tech nerds the adeptus mechanicus were incredibly religiose, worshiping spirits that resided in machinery.

“odd aesthetic choice”

“Its an important building, so people think it needs to look as grand as the institution it represents, we could have saved so much money if we ignored aesthetics and went for simplicity.”

The nephew muttered

“You need to placate the people paying for it, and massive concrete blocks aren't going to get anymore funding are they. Be awful to work in too.”

“so anyway, you seemed happy that you got me, tried to show of your knowledge of my desires so I have to ask, why me specifically?”

“Do you know how hard it is to find someone with a wish that isn’t deeply personal in its results. Many of those we found with desire strong enough to participate want what are in effect small things, to restore a loved one, to become even stronger, to cure some ailment or to belong somewhere. Strong desires, nobel desires in many cases, but not a test of the power of the artifact. If your desire comes true it will fundamentally change this world, if even half of what is written about your imperium is true the advancements they could bring are worth the risk their wrath might bring”

“What she’s saying is she really wants that life extending cybernetics she read about in one of those religious text.”

“Ha. now your making me sound like the selfish one. Anyway 31 souls for massive technological advancement seems like a better trade than 31 lives for restoring one life, it’s something we could actually use on a regular basis to massively benefit humanity. The other great desires are either incredibly dangerous beings becoming even more deadly or unobservable after the fact, so when it comes down to it you are my only option for the test I want to perform.”

“good luck with that hypothesis, I am still going to destroy this artifact when I find it”

“Unlikely, you think the first thing we did when we find it wasn’t to try and take it apart? Believe me, as far as we know this device is indestructible.“

“I have faith, and that will see me find a way. After all, you were all probably worried that you might damage it and so held back. I have no such qualms. It will be destroyed”

“Realy. After so many battles you will be content with no reward“

“It’s only 5 actually” the nephew butted in

“Well yes but“

She was cut off from finishing as they reached the atrium.

“Ah well, time's up for the convincing I suppose. Go stand on a podium and the director will address you all shortly. And remember you can't shoot your opponents in here even if you hate their very existence. The college will not abide by rule breakers. Oh and good luck!“

Sophia nodded in understanding and got her first look at the rest of those collected to compete. Half the congregation where a combination of xenos, demons and witches. The preist analysis had been correct, these fools were offering this supposed great power to any horror or monster. Literal demons, they must be mad or extremely confident in the human competitors, what doom might they bring the world if one of those won.

She shifted her gaze across the others, she had time to examine the two beside her.

Too her left was a woman who’s purple hair slowly moved in a non existent wind, it almost hurt to look at he,r there was just something wrong about her very existence. Her gaze drifts of the eldritch woman onto the two who had presumably recruited her and noted the odd, numb expressions on their faces. Se had seen it before, on those who had broken under the pressure of battle, their minds snapped by some unspeakable horror that had occurred. Whatever place they had to go to to retrieve the strange woman it had left them deeply traumatised, hopefully the college would be able to help them. However it looked like they might be under the thumb of the source of their madness already, their eyes locked on the mind thrashing woman.

Too her right was a white armored child sized thing that was currently fidgeting with some device or other while muttering to itself. Interestingly the two humans behind them were in bomb disposal suits that looked like they had seen recent use, there were fresh scorch marks and dents on the heavy armor, and they were both loudly whispering at this Jokaero creature to not break or tamper with the phylactery. The Jokaero noticed she was watching and waved at her, before returning to the device in its hands.

At this point the director arrived and went over the information she had heard before from the student Sylveste. Had some of these combatants come here without this very knowledge or was this just a formality? No matter, it was time to pick up the the cursed soul eater and do her duty.

Sophia pulled of her helmet, revealing her starch white hair, picked up the phylactery and offered a quiet prayer to the Emperor.

“Oh mighty Emperor, protect me from these vile abominations as I take this holy task in your name.”

And in the warp something ancient and powerful, or rather a fragment of that something, took notice as one of the bright lights that sang its praise was twisted and sucked into a place other than herself. And for the first time Sophia’s prayers would be noticed among the others.
”make me whole”

She blinked and shook her head a little, she could swear she heard something. Slightly concerned as to what the phylactery had done to her she placed the wire around her neck, pushing the heart down to rest next to her own. The padding and armor pressed the strange device against her skin, as a constant reminder of her duty, her purpose and what she had given up to achieve it.

She replaced her helmet and took one last look at the other’s sorting them by her brief glances into a list of how heretical their continued existence was. Tactics could come later when she had more time to study them.


Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Remram
Raw
Avatar of Remram

Remram

Member Seen 1 hr ago

"Of all the fighters we had to recruit, we had to be assigned to the damned hunter." A short, young woman complained to her middle-aged counter part as they walked through the violent storm and what they found at the other side was an expansive dessert of black, ashened sand under the pale moonlight. Just from looking at this land, it was painfully obvious that it was a land that had been burned to the ground long ago, a world of ash and death. "Christ, what the hell is this place? It's giving me the creeps." There was no wind, not a sound. Silence encompassed the entirety of the black dessert.

"The paradise, Elysium, a holy land of self-indulgence that was engulfed by the pyre of Tartarus. This is what is left of it." The middle-aged man spoke in monotone, observing his surroundings with an analytical gaze. The being they were trying to find was supposed to be around this area, but there is quite literally nothing in this wasteland. Perhaps they had arrived at the wrong location? No, they had pinpointed exactly where this hunter should be so what is going on? "It seems like we will have to investigate further."

The young woman paced around, her already thin patience thinned by the minute. "Investigate what? In case you haven't noticed, we're in the middle of fucking-" She cut herself off when she felt the lack of weight beneath her feet and before she knew it, she fell down a hole screaming her lungs out before she went silent with a thud, followed by her groaning.

"It seems like our man is well prepared for guests." He muttered to himself, gazing down at the pitch black hole that his partner fell in. The man pulled a lighter out from his pocket and tossed it down the hole. "Hey Elyse, what do you see down there?"

The woman grumbled some obsceneties as she felt around for the lighter that the man gave her. Soon, she found the small contraption and was able to get a tiny flicker of flame. It wasn't going to light up the whole place, but she could make out that she was in a dungeon of some sort. "I'm somewhere, but I'm not exactly sure where this is exactly." She was feeling dizzy and her left arm flared up with a searing pain. "Crap, I think I broke my elbow."

"Hm, I'll look for another way around then. No point in me breaking my bones too. Be safe." With that, Elyse's partner left to go find a way into whatever complex they had found, leaving her alone.

She approached a wooden door and grabbed its handle, giving it a good shake before giving up. "No good, it's locked. Thankfully, I've got the master key for any situation." She pulled out her 'master key,' a pistol, and with a bang she shot the lock. The door slowly opened and cautiously, she had begun her search for a way out. Deeper and deeper she went and the further she explored the depths, the quieter the place got. It was as if sound was forbiddent to enter and out of pure instinct she was breathing as softly as she could. Every cell in her body was starting to scream at her that whatever she did, she could not make a sound.

The darkness obscurred everything around her save for the flickering flame of the lighter. The darkness covered all and the darkness nearly took her life; while she was walking, she accidentally stepped on a pressure plate and a from the left wall next to her, pikes of bones shot straight towards her to pierce her body. It was at the last second that she was able to see it with the dim flame and hit the deck, letting the pikes fly over her head. They stayed like that for a minute before a mechanism caused the pikes to retract back into the wall.

"Crap I got lucky... So there are traps here. I can only assume that I'm getting closer to the center of this place. Gotta be careful..." She muttered under her breath and definitely, she was far more careful with how she approached the pathways. Honestly she was not sure where she was going, but this had to be a sign, right?

Further and further she went, but soon she saw something odd: a dim light in the distance. Whether or not was a trap was completely up in the air, but she did not have any other options. Slowly she was getting closer and closer to the source of the light and found that it was the lamp that her partner had. It was meant to lead them to a being called Actaeon, but instead they were trapped in this place.

Elyse picked up the lamp since it was far brighter than the lighter and well, what she saw was a trail of blood. The blood in her veins ran cold and her body shook while she slowly approached the source of the blood. What she found made her scream the most blood curdling scream a human could possibly make; her partner was pinned against the wall with a single bone pike lodged in his mouth and pierced out the other side.

Then she felt something breathe on her shoulder. She did not want to turn around. She did not want to turn around. She did not turn around. She turned around.




How the hell did she get in this situation? Right now she was sitting in what looked like the actual home of the creature, sitting in a chair while she was watching the Noctis cooking a steak made from her partner's flesh on an open fire. His body was cut into pieces and the majority of his flesh was being preserved through different methods, such as pickling and smoking.

She looked around this dark room lit only by torches and saw that there were shelves of books and scrolls neatly organized. Then there seemed to be an area where the Noctis crafted objects, especially weapons and other gadgets.

"I'm sorry about your friend, human. I know you must think I am a monster, but I need to eat too and I refuse to let fresh meat spoil." The Noctis spoke, much to Elyse's surprise.

"You can speak?" She asked in disbelief.

The monster grabbed what seemed to be a plate made from gray clay and put the slab of human steak on it. "Among other things." He set the plate on the table and sat down across from her. "I'd offer you something to eat, but I doubt you would be very hungry."

"No shit I wouldn't be hungry. You're eating my partner and soon you'll want to eat me too."Elyse stated coldly, giving the beast a sharp glare.

"I'm only eating your friend, not you and I said already apologized. Just who are you anyway? You don't smell like you're from around here."

Her eyes widened when she realized she had forgotten why she was even there up until now. She was so busy trying to survive and watching her colleague being eaten as a slab of meat that it was pushed to the back of her mind. "I, um, well you're right. We... I am from not around here. I am looking for Actaeon for an important matter... I assume that you're Actaeon the Apex Hunter?"

The Noctis cut the steak into pieces and kept putting the pieces into his maw. "You're speaking to him. What is it that is so important that risked your life to speak to me?"

"I was sent as a representative of the Inquisitional College to recruit you for a tournament. The winner gets their greatest wish granted and the losers die."

Actaeon gave her a bored stare that expressed how much he did not believe her words. "No amount of magic in the world can do that. Let's say that it is true for the sake of argument, why would I want to risk my life to join in something that may not even work?" The beast kept on eating, dismissing the woman's message. Just how stupid did she think he was?

"I know that you want to be loved." The hunter froze in place when Elyse spoke. "You're the only one of your kind that possesses human intellect, albeit I did not assume that you could actually speak. I also know that the humans loathe and fear you. I can't say I blame them. You're a threat to their very existence. What a lonesome life you-"

"Enough. Why do you know all of this? Who are you, really?" Actaeon stood up, towering her with his claws dug into the wooden table.

Elyse gave the beast a coy smile seeing that she struck a nerve with the beast. "At this point it doesn't matter who I am or how I know this. I laid out all the information you needed to know. What matters is what you want, Actaeon. Is living without love that important to you or will risk your life to gain it?"

Actaeon glared at her with his piercing blue eyes through the dimly lit room. If what she is saying is true then there is a chance for him, a chance to no longer be hated. "Lead me to this tournament, human."

For better or for worse, Actaeon had taken part of The Crucible. Whether he lives or dies, well, only time will tell.
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by obliviousRoadie
Raw
Avatar of obliviousRoadie

obliviousRoadie big mac machine breaker extraordinaire

Member Seen 6 yrs ago

Jiang and the Contestants

P A R T T W O

Location:
The Inquisitional College

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Throughout the many rooms and corridors of the College echoed a quite militaristic orchestral arrangement, complete with tactful snare drums and sharp, precise trumpets, yet violins were also present, giving the piece a somewhat intellectual taste at times. Someone with good ears who was close enough to the source would also hear a bass guitar somewhere in there, adding an interesting, funky substance to the music. Along with the music, the sound of heavy, precise steps stomping on the marble floor could be heard as the source got closer.

As for the interior design of said rooms and corridors, they were about as difficult to describe as was the exterior of the building - they were somehow built as durable as they were aesthetically pleasing. An odd, yet sensible mix of rococo and brutalism. The rope barriers placed in front of doors and corridors that were presumably off-limits had formed a path towards a pair of swinging doors that led to the first destination of all contestants.

Through the hallways pridefully marched a particular Angry Dragon - Jiang Zhao, stern and highbrowed as ever - in exact beat with the music, of which he was the source himself. Pieter LeGroning and Jaroslava Zaporozhneva followed after him, side by side, looking more like bodyguards or lackeys, rather than students of the College that were bringing a contestant to that Particular Room. Noseless' walk was more of a lumber - quite befitting a man of his intimidating height. Meanwhile, Jaro was sporting a wide, childlike grin on her face, as she mimicked the Dragon's march. During the trumpet parts of his music, she quietly imitated a trumpet player with her hands and by mouthing out the sounds which were heard.

do dororoh do to to do to to toooooh, dot doNAAAAAAAAAAAA Darara-tatataw
pum pum pum pum PUM Pu-pudum PUM PUM PUM Pudum-pudummmm
to to to-to to to-to to to-to to torrRRRA
pum-pudummmmmm
to to to-to to to-to to to-to to torrRRRA


She visibly had quite a hard time containing her chuckle. Noseless was exasperatedly observing her antics, and when their gazes met, she simply snorted into laughter. Thankfully, Jiang ignored the whole ordeal.

As they entered a room with white swinging doors, Pieter pointed at them and uttered:

"There it is. That's where you'll meet the other fellows."

Jiang straightened up his back and ran fingers through his hair, in an attempt to appear more intelligent than the others. Exactly when the song ended, he entered the room, and once he did, many eyes were upon him. With a cold stare, he scanned the Atrium.

Thirty-two podiums, some occupied, some vacant. He picked a spot near the marine and another vacant podium - he deemed him the least bizarre out of the other people. Jiang's posture looked as if he was about to start a symphony - straightened up, strict, looking down upon a hypothetical orchestral group, both of his hands holding the Baton in front of his waist.

He began examining the people whose appearances piqued his interest.

Of the futuristic marine near him, he thought: American soldiers always wear this top-of-the-line battle gear. Cowards. When I was doing necessary military service, all we wore was a Zhongshan suit and a sturdy helmet - no need for heavy, bulky armor. I will show him true military spirit with a good old march!

To the battle sister: I'm not quite sure if I'm correct, but, by the Yellow Emperor, are those high heels she's wearing?! And those breast cups on her armor will break her spine if she ever trips face-first on a hard surface! I can't believe I'm actually worried about a filthy laowai.

His thoughts about the girl in a glorified tin can: Fah! The Western laowai have fallen so low, they appear to be drafting CHILDREN to operate their war machines! I will show this child that real battle is not for her!

The one-handed shrine maiden: She looks Zhongguo - I think I'll get along with her very well.

The so-called "desert cop" entered the room: Another Zhongguo! Yes! Two potential allies!

The last two will probably have extremely awkward encounters with the Asian Composer. He smirked proudly at them.

The cereal mascot: Since when did the American laowai start bringing mascots to life? Hmph. Late-stage capitalism at its very worst.

The gamer with the sniper rifle and the "disgusting American fizzy drink": I smell insolence. Are you saying I'll be fighting this arrogant young man? Look at him - he's obsessed with fizzy drinks and he probably doesn't even know how to use that rifle properly. Fah, I will laugh so hard if I see him try firing from his hip - with a sniper rifle, as a matter of fact! Their eyes met. And I bet he's thinking something about sweatshops when he looks at me! Simple nong mind - fah!

The honey badger with a hat and a pair of revolvers: What? Huh? I don't...What?

The amorphous blob with teeth: I don't want to stay anywhere near this...Shouldn't he have two of these students behind him? Why is there only one of- That train of thought halted as a particular image of a man being chewed by this very creature came to mind. I DEFINITELY do not want to stay anywhere near this.

The slime girl: She must be in cohorts with that...thing with teeth.

The lizard lady: This must be the work of the Japanese tyrants. I'm beginning to think the Chinese Government have set this up and want to test my skills with the wand once more - they better believe I will bring this lizard woman hell.

The giant armored ogre: Ho-ho! This laowai better stop eating so much Burger King!, he noted with his bland sense of humor.

The bipedal shark: Who in their right mind would attach robotic limbs to a hammerhead shark? Area 51 has gone too far!

The last person he could barely even identify was a mustached man with a fez and a heavy wool cloak before he was interrupted by a greeting coming from an apparent second floor of the Atrium. The place they were going to was the City of Echoes. Duels were being arranged for the competitors, so it wasn't going to be an all-out battle royale. Everything else the woman said, he already knew or could've figured by himself.

He was presented with a Phylactery. That must be how we steal our opponents' souls. He put his Baton under his armpit with one hand and picked up the strange necklace with the other one. He looked at the tiny cogs for a moment - his soul was inside this tiny little heart and he had to do anything he could to at least keep it in there. He was still quite wary of whether or not this Wishing Machine was real or just an elaborate fraud, but there was no turning back. He put the necklace around his neck just as the fog began to flood the room.

He kept the same posture with a stern, furious glare, just in case the first thing he met was an opponent.

Location:

The City of Echoes
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by Lugubrious
Raw
GM
Avatar of Lugubrious

Lugubrious The player on the other side

Member Online

In seconds, the voluminous white fog enveloped every contestant present, shrouding each from the view of his or her thirty-one competitors...and from the view of one surreptitious interloper. The sputtery hissing noise of the fog machines beneath the floor masked the farewells, catchphrases, and other such parting words uttered by those assembled, but cutting through all the noise came the sound of the Inquisitional College's bell—a single crystal-clear, shockingly loud chime. That sudden resonance galvanized the staff of the college into action, and just as they'd rehearsed, each shouted out a name to be drowned in the hubbub. Even if nobody could quite make out what they said, however, the lantern heard loud and clear, and all at once the employees hurled their lanterns at the feet of the contestants they stood behind. They burst apart with a bright flare, but more like that of a flashbang than a molotov, and the challengers were whisked away. A moment passed before the fog machines stopped and the air cleared to reveal nothing at all. Felicity, standing with her arms crossed on her high perch, felt it necessary to give a triumphant if not joyful smile. The Crucible was on.

The Lady in White

Location: Justice Hub
@Lazo


When the fog cleared, the Inquisitional College was gone. A haze remained, but rather than the output of portable machines, it was the bleariness of a stormy night sky. Up above, the clouds swirled in hues of gray, black, and green, like titanic snakes writhing about. Pithy stood in the exact center of a helicopter pad, no doubt a platform foreign to her, which in itself rested on the roof of a tall building that could have been a citadel. Surrounded by a sprawling complex of various military facilities, from obstacle courses to barracks to depots to workshops, it gave of the austere and unwelcoming vibe of a highly secured facility not meant for the common man. From the woman's vantage point, a vast amount of the city was visible, including towering buildings and seemingly endless maze of streets. To the southwest, just beyond a high seawall, was a rocky shore followed by expansive ocean.

Something of perhaps more immediate concern were the intimidating constructs situated on each corner of the helipad. Bearing some superficial similarities to ballistae, they somehow moved on their own from side to side, but their outward angle kept Pithy out of the watch of their red eyes. After a few moments, a beeping noise came from one, and like a dog pointing toward its prey the machine moved itself to fire at a hitherto unnoticed figure in the sky. With a shriek, the dark, winged shape plummeted to the ground, and as if nothing had ever happened, the turret returned to its vigil. Somewhat hidden by the night, similar figures wheeled and dove through the air above and throughout the complex, and the manic flutter of their wings and talons indicated that they were not around to make conversation. They weren't alone, either. Within a minute of Pithy arriving, another flying shape had found and hovered a respectful distance away from her. It resembled the constructs in design, but rather than a red eye, it boasted a purple one. Its undercarriage also bore a wooden box, oddly out of place with the rest of it.

As the woman watched, a light shone out from it, creating a purple rectangle in the air that displayed an image on its face: the head of a young man with slicked-back, platinum-blonde hair, purple-rimmed glasses, and eyes that looked closed. Plastered on his face was a cheesy smile, and as he moved his mouth, sound began to emanate from the flying machine. “Hey, hey, hey! Looks like the ole maid finally got this party started! Well, hi there Miss In White and welcome to the Justice Hub! Unfortunately, it's not 'just us' here, if ya catch my drift! Neheheh! Those turrets will light you up if ya strut around like ya own the place, so just keep your 'cool' and find a n-'ice', stealthy way down, heh. Your opponent's not far off. You're definitely 'gun'-na hear her before ya see her. Watch out for the bats!” With a final chuckle, the face disappeared, but the drone remained to observe and record.

Opponent: Trickshot Jo'

The God Hand

Location: the School
@GreenGoat


With a shriek, the wind rushed out the open window, carrying the fog with it. In its wake, it left Juniper, standing alone at the back of a high school classroom. Various writing and personal implements lay scattered across the desks, and the whiteboard at the class's front was half-full of mathematical scribblings, but there was nobody in sight, and the light of a stormy sky gave the place a moody atmosphere. If the shrine maiden peered out the window, however, something most unusual indeed awaited her.

For a place in a supposedly abandoned city, the vast inner courtyard of the School was replete with people. Small groups of them milled about the place, stretched out on the grass, seated at a table, or meandering around the pathways. A ring had formed around a couple of them, who were trading blows, but other than that it was an oddly peaceful scene. A closer look, however, revealed something off. None of the people had any skin showing; all wore drab, dark clothes, mostly jeans and hoodies. Beneath their hoods and baseball caps, no distinctive features could be seen except for a pair of red dot eyes.

A second look at the whiteboard at the front of the room, perhaps on the way out of the class, would lead to the discovery of a message written in purple: you are in the School, uptown's premier place of learning. Hit the books, find your opponent, and unless you fancy a scrape or two, steer clear of the anons. No matter how mindless they act or look, they're cunning and mean. Don't judge a book by its cover!

The door was unlocked, as every door in the School would be. Behind one of them, the first step on the road to Juniper's wish lay.

Opponent: The Crimson Cavalier

The Fungal Knight

Location: Amusement Mile
@Banana


Rather than drabness, the absence of the transitive miss meant a shower of color and activity for a certain mushroom-afflicted skeleton. He found himself in the middle of some kind of boardwalk amusement park, standing between a hot dog cart and the Ferris wheel. Not one but two roller coasters snaked through the region, and were it not for the absolute lack of people, Bonesword might have found himself interjected into a carnival full of people having the time of their lives. Now, however, it seemed more like a ghost town, robbed of its liveliness and charm. The creak of boards underfoot, and the whistle of wind through the supports and arms of unused rides, did not alleviate this impression. Then again, what did a skeleton have to fear of spooks?

“Hallo down there!”

Floating above Bonesword was a drone, held aloft by four sizable fans, and obviously equipped with a microphone. A module projected the image of a pale man with an annoyingly snide smile directly downward. Clutched beneath its frame was a little wooden box. As foreign as these concepts would be to a medieval monster, the owner of the voice projected through the machine wasted no time launching into explanation. “Aww, you got to start in the Amusement Mile? Lucky! All I got was 'mile'-d annoyance. Anyhoo, there's a big fella who's got a bone to pick with ya somewhere in this place, and last I checked, my D&D guide says skelebones don't like big, blunt objects. Still, I think you'll like him, he's a fun guy. Hah, get it? Like 'fungi'? Ahem...by the way, I've got an item in this box for the winner, so go get 'em, champ!”

The image dissolved and the drone zipped away, headed inward toward the city.

Opponent: Big Big

Smiley

Location: Main Street
@ScreenAcne


Dark, damp, dank—the vanishing of the fog left only stifling dereliction behind. The smell alone would serve to inform the demon that he'd been placed in a sewer, albeit not one of the channels. Before him, barely outlined in the awful light, lay a ladder up to an open manhole. Emerging from the underground, akin to emerging from some primordial cave for the first time, would deposit Smiley introduce Smiley to the City of Echoes' immense, awesome main street, as full of trash and cars as the day their occupants had disappeared. Buildings lay on every side, reaching toward the skies like mountains of concretes and steel, and the six-lane avenue sported shops of every kind.

He was not, though, the only creature to crawl across the street's surface. Putting aside the drone, which hovered impersonally a ways off, Main Street harbored an excessive population of the shambling, groaning corpses that could only be called zombies. At the moment none had noticed Smiley, but even if they did, would the undead even charge his way to attack? Among them now stood a true monster, ready to begin his hunt for his first opponent.

Opponent: Fin, the Cop

Queen of Terror

Location: Hidden Settlement
@Lmpkio


At first, the place the lantern deposited Ghidorah could only seem strange for one informed that she'd be fighting in a city. A collection of cabins, campfires, and other such in the woods, after all, did not even make for a half-decent hamlet. While the fog receded around her, it remained as a permanent fixture around the little settlement, obscuring the peaks of the tall, dark trees that lay in every direction. An electric eye watched Ghidorah with discretion, hidden among the trees. The one who occasionally flicked to its feed to see if something interesting was happening knew of the logging station that never appeared far from the camp grounds, and that the draconian's first foe had been sent there, but the Queen of Terror would have to figure it out for herself. Oren did not fancy getting one of his new toys trashed trying to vaguely hint at the mysterious goings-on in the Hidden Settlement; in fact, he fully expected the single-minded monster to torch the whole place trying to flush out her enemy. If she proved him right, Oren felt sure that the sniper would be the least of Ghidorah's concerns.

Opponent: Fran

The Blood Devil

Location: The Shoreline
@RoughDragon1


In an instant, the death seeker was warped through the gate of fog. First, she felt the squish of sand beneath her feet; second, she smelt the salt in the air. By that time, the brisk seaside breeze had torn down her veil of mist, and before Saria stretched the sea. Behind her lay the beach, still outfitted with soaked, dirty towels and umbrellas, and behind that the road of the Port District. Ahead, however, lay things far more interesting.

Not far from where the steady, lapping tide broke against the sand, two structures rose above the waves. One bore the outline of a ship, dashed against rocks or coral and half underwater, its rusted sides growing thinner by the day. Sealife adorned it, if the eyes of the Blood Devil could peer that far. Less identifiable, however, was the strange outcropping that loomed in the opposite direction. Bearing angles that no human could describe even from a couple feet away, let alone hundreds, it stuck out of the ocean like a cancerous growth. Above all, its bizarre, unfathomable shape and surface screamed of something lost and forbidden, something not meant for the world.

After a few moments, the drone suspended in the air a couple maters above and behind Saria turned away, and through it came a cheery voice rendered uneasy by the odd thing its owner just witnessed. “Um, hello, hello! I 'sea' you've made it to the Shoreline. Nice place, but unfortunately, you're not here for sight'sea'ing, am I right? Unfortunately, your first-round opponent is on that baffling wedge out there. Even worse, it's a place that suits her perfectly—what some of the College doofuses call an 'echo'. There's a rowboat down over there,” the drone's little arm waved down the beach, “but I'd recommend waiting until she comes out to getcha. I know ya wanna die, but dying to weird angles in the floor won't be much of a way to go! Beat her, and I've got a reward.” The drone moved upward, revealing a box held beneath its frame. It lapsed into silence, seemingly content to watch and see how the encounter played out.

Opponent: Rose Cythla

The Sentinel

Location: Great Lake
@Sentel


With a loud clunk, the mech settled on the new terrain suddenly interjected underfoot, and as the fog faded away, the two-inch distance between the machine's right foot an the edge of a lake would become apparent. In a few moments, only the tumultuous night remained. On one side, rolling meadows stretched for quite a ways, with an unidentifiable structure in the distance. On the other, the lake, with a mirror-smooth surface, lay quiet, gloomy, and chilling. Keen eyes could just make out that the land on the other side sloped upward, and if Ryan strained to hear she might catch the dim sound of a waterfall emanating from that direction. With long sight lines in every direction, and no movement to speak of, it was an oddly tranquil spot.

“Hi there!”

The loud voice emanated from a drone only inches above the mech, and after the very sudden greeting came a burst of laughter. “Neheheheheh! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!” With remarkable speed, no doubt thanks to the mech's very large guns, the derision changed into a plea. “It was just a joke! I'm here to help! Look, your opponent's at that waterfall right now. If you beat him, I've got a present for ya! Okaybye!” The drone shot away into the sky, not eager to be within the Sentinel's effective range.

Opponent: Riff

Inari

Location: Fuel Plant
@Kapuchu


Inari's feet touched metal, and like water spilling from a tank the fog tumbled away from her, and just like that she was atop a great metal structure situated on an expanse of dirt smack dab in the middle of the city. In every direction, beyond the edge of the Industrial District, the streets, apartment buildings, and skyscrapers of the Downtown East Side were arrayed in all their enormous, overbearing splendor. A few feet before her, a rail guarded the edge of a hundred-foot drop; to Inari's left a set of stairs lead upward, and behind her a door stood ajar. Industrial yellow light shone from within, helping to illuminate a building completely dedicated to function over form. In fact, the whole Fuel Plant could readily called 'ugly' by anyone with aesthetic sense, given its garish browns, yellows, and oranges, as well as all the exposed pipes and things.

Up from behind the railing popped a mechanical device that appeared to fly using the propulsion of four fans. Beneath it was strung a box, but most striking was its single purple eye staring right at the kitsune before it. Dutifully, a holographic screen popped up, and the bespectacled young man that appeared on its screen sent a merry grin Inari's way. “Good evening! My name is Oren, and I will be your tour guide for this Crucible. Let me just say, I'm super hyped for your fight. Might be a bit of a chore finding him in this place, what with all the confusing industrial architecture and whatnot, but don't worry! It'll be worth the wait. Plus, whoever wins gets a rad item. I guess you could say you're a 'fur'-tunate girl! Neheheheh!” The drone began to spin and rise at the same time, making a kooky exit.

Opponent: Brucie

Gaben's Chosen

Location: Governance Hub
@Hostile


Aside from the frenetic dance of the clouds far above, nothing stood out about the street where Mountain Dew appeared; it was exceptional only for its general level of cleanliness compared to the typical inner-city roadway. The buildings that lined it shared the sort of architectural grandiosity that befit federal structures or banks. Even the corner stores reeked of officiousness. In the Governance Hub, everything was regulated within an inch of perfection—or so the people in charge of the city before its fall would say. Now, for all its pomp, this boulevard was as desolate as the trashiest alleyway in the Commercial District.

Of course, the history and societal implications of a certain area mattered little, if at all, to a competitor on the hunt for souls. As he began to move, a large screen set up on the side of a building blinked to life. On it, the upper half of a man in ostentatious garb, complete with purple-rimmed glasses and an permanent smile appeared, and without further ado he launched into speech. “Hey there, hot shot! Welcome to my neck of the woods! I'd invite ya in, but I've got...uh...important stuff to 'dew'. So, 'dew' take a stroll and keep an eye peeled for your first-round opponent. I already told her that there's a special item in the fountain in front of City Hall. Better get going! Fulfill your 'dew'ty! Neheheh, it keeps getting funnier every time!” With a smirk, the announcer pressed a button, and the big screen went dark.

Opponent: The Enchanting Ooze

Captain K. Runch

Location: Holy Grounds
@Propro


When the fog surrounded the Cereal Killer, everything went black, and even as he felt the air grew clearer, the darkness remained. Beneath his feet, the College's tile had been replaced by roughly cut stone. A few moments passed before a crack of light appeared off to his left, slowly growing bigger. In the middle of the opening shone a purple eye, and after a moment, the drone's arm opened the door completely and beckoned to the pirate to follow. “Over here!” An upbeat voice resounded from the machine before it flew out of sight.

Once out of the dark, musty corridor and into the open, Runch would discover that he'd appeared in some sort of ruins. In every direction, various temples and churches lay in various states of destruction; some looked perfectly alright, while others could barely be recognized as structures at all. The instant that Runch exited the hall, the drone's eye fixed upon him, and after a few seconds' worth of time for the pirate to look around, the machine projected a screen. Upon it was the face of some guy, jovial and a little weird, and he raised his hands in theatrical fashion to declare, “Welcome to the Holy Grounds, the City of Echoes' very own epicenter of religious history! Lemme tell ya, there's some stuff here that'll knock ya flat on your back, but I've got something here a little more pertinent right now. 'Chex' it out!” The whir of the drone's fans intensified and it ascended a few feet, displaying a box attached to its underside. “Not buried, I'm afraid, but it's treasure alright! Fit for the winner of a 1v1. So tell me: 'arr' you ready to fight your first battle? Make it happen, Cap'n!”

Opponent: The Bashibozuk

Seraphim

Location: Whispering Wood
@DracoLunaris


Trees, trees, and more trees in every direction, swathed in twilight—the Whispering Wood awaited Sister Sophia as the mist around her drifted away. Far above, the heavens churned like a cauldron full of a witch's nebulous brew, but to a flier like Seraphim, one landmark dominated the landscape between the sea of trees and the surly sky. Known as the Forest King, the immense oak towered above the woods, but even at this distance an observer could make out blotches of pale yellow along its trunk and branches were none should be. A blur could also be spotted in the distance, making a beeline for the infested giant.

After a little while, a most distracting noise emanating from inside Seraphim's armor. “Hey! I'm getting interference, ya mind pulling me out?”

When extracted, the phylactery showed a glow from inside the little compartment in its middle. It blinked in time to the sound it gave off, evidencing some kind of radio-esque device implanted within the heart. “So! This is embarrassing. I'm the announcer for this whole shindig, so welcome to the tournament and all that jazz. I went to go say hi to Clotho first, but she wrecked my drone and stole the item I was supposed to give the winner of your fight! Talk about an 'ant'sy competitor. ...Meh, I can do better than that. Anyway, that tree over there's gotten overwritten by her echo, so you can bet she'll be there. By the way, a little secret: there's a supply cache not far from here, hidden around the bottom of a boulder you should be able to see from above. Should be more than enough to show that pesky bug what-for!” With that, the phylactery went dark.

Opponent: Slipstream Swarm Queen

Actaeon, the Apex Hunter

Location: Oldtown
@Hatakekuro


When the fog turned to darkness, an oddly familiar feeling set in for the Apex Hunter. When his eyes adjusted him, the sight that greeted him was that of his old stomping grounds, the sandy catacomb tunnels he called home. Whether or not this revelation puzzled him, something entirely different waited for him should he find his way to the surface.

Instead of a desert or wasteland, a town lay above his tomb. Full of buildings from an extravagant variety of historical architectures, Oldtown was a place lost to time. Up there, searching through the buildings for her opponent, was the woman matched against Actaeon, and following her from a distance was the all-seeing drone with its special item held tight.

Opponent: The Itinerant Exorcist

The Angel

Location: Culture Center (Graveyard)
@Dead Cruiser


The shroud slipped away, and Dante stood in the middle of a cemetery. Though not far from a structure that looked for all intents and purposes like an amphitheater, it was ringed on all sides by grass, and in most directions the grass went on and on. Of all places, the Angel wound up in a lonely little spot on a prairie. Somber and still, it lacked even the wind to stir the grass and whistle through the elaborate tombstones; only the stormy night sky broke the mold.

A little looking around would turn up a surveillance machine sitting on a the graveyard's sole mausoleum. Its purple eye observed Dante constantly, and when the time felt right, it intoned in a synthesized voice, “Good evening. I'm the tournament's announcer. You've come to the Culture Center in the Grassy Expanse. It's a pretty 'grave' spot as far as the City of Echoes goes. Not a whole lot to do. Some of the people at the college talked about ghosts, but I haven't seen anything, not to be 'mean-spirited' or anything. As for the matter of your opponent...well, that's tricky. Some knucklehead made an error with the bracket, so the only option for you is fighting the winner of a match about to get started in the amphitheater here. More like am-'fight'-threater, am I right? Er...you can watch if you like. Or, you can take a look in this mausoleum. Maybe something interesting's down there after all. Well, be seein' ya!” With that, the drone's fans kicked into action, sending it up and toward the nearby building.

Blackjack

Location: The Village
@Deadnaut


A cool breeze washed the veil away, leaving Captain Teller standing on a bridge overlooking a river. On one side, a dingy city street extended into a labyrinth of its fellows, but on the other, an entirely different subsection of town was sprawled. Injected into the heart of the City of Echoes, the man stood on the precipice of the Village, a cozy little nook in a metropolis otherwise crammed and claustrophobic. Just across from the bridge lay one lit-up building in a town of dark windows and locked doors: Slow Dancer's, a bar. No rain fell, even if the dark, overcast sky seemed ready to burst at any minute, yet an odd haze surrounded the bar. It moved slowly but steadily, like a weak offshore whirlpool, spinning and spinning but never getting anywhere. Beyond this haze, the unmistakable silhouettes of people walking around inside the bar filtered through the windows. Music permeated it too, sending out soft, smooth notes of jazz into the night.

Inside the joint, seated at the famous counter, the Drunken Sorcerer was already having his fill. On his left, one of the College's surveillance drones perched precariously atop a stool, his message already concluded. A wooden box sat on the counter, not unlike a briefcase full of cache placed between two mobsters cutting a deal. Within Slow Dancer's the atmosphere was thick and heavy, but merry, as though one could forget all one's worries here and take everything easy.

Opponent: the Drunken Warlock

Angry Dragon, Garbage

Location: No-Man's Land
@obliviousRoadie@ColouredCyan


What began as fog around two of the individuals departing the Inquisitional College turned to sand, whipping at their skin but receding an instant later. With it gone, both could see that they'd ended up in some sort of ruined building. Moreover, they could see that they weren't alone. The ruins were full of robots, just a moment ago relaxing or chatting, and not staring straight at the newcomers who'd so suddenly appeared. In terms of appearance, the robots resembled something out a a steampunk setting, with bronze exteriors and exposed gears and mechanisms aplenty. None wore clothes, but each sported a unique design. Some, clearly alarmed, has stood up or stepped back when confronted by the two arrivals. For the moment, nothing happened, but the silence was tense.

Outside the ruins was a field of machines. Pumps, grinders, miniature factories, and all sorts of other amazing technology operated on their own, though stymied by their varying states of neglect. An enormous sort of drill mechanism stood out from the rest, suspended by enormous hydraulic arms over a great pit in the ground that only it could have dug.

These observations only served to preclude one far more important, however. About half a minute after the competitors arrived, a drone floated over the top of a giant saw north of the ruins, and in a second its piercing purple eye took in both Angry Dragon and Garbage. Its gaze rested on the latter. “Who are you?” the voice of a young man asked, before a holographic screen appeared from the drone's projector to show his face to the two competitors. “I don't recognize you on my list. Neheh...someone must have forgotten to give me a memo...” Were he not already squinting out of habit, he might have narrowed his eyes. “Whatever. It looks like you two have had the misfortune to be placed within a hundred meters of one another. That means no exploring, no looting, just straight to the heart of the matter. The Crucible's first-ever match is about to get underway!”

The robots, though understanding the situation even less than the competitors, recognized the imminent fight and started to clear away. They formed a loose perimeter around their home, eyeing the newcomers and the drone warily, but saying nothing.

With its one arm, the drone patted a box attached to its undercarriage. “And to the victor go the spoils. Ready, you two? ...Go!”
6x Like Like
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 7 days ago

Bonesword's Tale, Amusement Mile


"Now, I may like a good pun, but you need some new material," stated Bonesword. The area was uninhabited by anybody, and that was probably for the best as civilians would just get in the way. Despite everything, the area was quite interesting to the skeleton, and it reminded him of one of the only comic books he ever touched. A Batman comic, in mint condition. Back in Hyperion, those were rarer than... well... Bonesword, and they cost more than he could ever afford. Alas, the resemblance to Amusement Mile was in the villain, the Joker. Bonesword may be a heroic-type, but he did like how the Joker conducted himself, albeit everything else.

This was no mere time though, as Bonesword ran around the area in pursuit of where he thought he could get the best bet in this fight. He was afraid of blunt weapons, but if he could just find a tight space to fight in, he'd be in pretty good standings. And what place was more perfect for confusion and tight spaces other than the House of Mirrors? The answer was probably out there somewhere, but right now this was the best he could do. The skeleton ran up to the entrance of the house, and he then yelled out into the vast expanse of Amusement Mile.

"Whoever's out there, come and get me!"
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by ColouredCyan
Raw

ColouredCyan Wind Up Merchant

Member Seen 1 yr ago

"SHELLY GARBAGE DUNNST!" Shelly screamed as the teleporter whirred into life and dropped her hastily prepared pseudo-lantern just behind her. This was it. Her heart was racing, she was either about to enter a competition she really wasn't supposed to be in in a single functioning piece or scattered among the various worlds of city of the Echoes, whilst still alive! A quick sly grin and a wave to Felicity and she was gone. The brilliant flash of light of much brighter than she'd expected, it burnt even with her eyes tight shut. The light receded slightly and Shelly took this to mean it was safe to look. It was still bright, but her hood took the edge off. She was surrounded by, magitech golems? They were highly decorative if they were, like some of the precursor ones you read about in textbooks. They were very well behaved, Golems don't tend to care much about what was going on around them so long as they didn't obstruct their task, but these ones, they just watched and waited. And emoted? "That one, right there." Shelly started talking aloud to herself, not yet understanding she was being listened too. "You look like you're surprised to see me, are you? Could you be? Or was that just how you were made sweetie? Because you sir", she said turning to another droid nearby, "you sir look a little grumpy. Do you have feelings too?"

"Who are you?" A distant voice yelled, "I don't recognize you on my list. Neheh...someone must have forgotten to give me a memo..."

Shelly returned to the large hole in the wall through which the man was shouting. More magitech, but this was only one of those teleconferencing drones. It pretty disappointing seeing it here, a nasty reminder this was still real life and Shelly wasn't taking a mystery tour through foreign lands. Maybe it was a good thing.

"Whatever. It looks like you two have had the misfortune to be placed within a hundred meters of one another. That means no exploring, no looting, just straight to the heart of the matter. The Crucible's first-ever match is about to get underway! And to the victor go the spoils. Ready, you two? ...Go!"

"No." Garbage enunciated, adjusting her accordion straps, "I'd rather not."
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by Lmpkio
Raw
Avatar of Lmpkio

Lmpkio Kaiju Expert

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

Queen Ghidorah

Location: Inquisitional College Courtyard --> IC Atrium ---> Hidden Settlement


Once Queen Ghidorah stepped out of the portal, she finds herself in a stone courtyard-like location. In front of her was a tall structure, presumably where the Crucible is supposed to take place. Inquisitional College if she isn't mistaken, with a metopolis city hanging on the horizon. It was simply a building to her. Nothing too grand about it yet, but it was interesting enough to be somewhat curious to her. At the same time however, her senses begin to act up as she picks up the scent of several unique figures coming from inside the college. Of course she knew there would be other characters awaiting inside to battle, but part of her was hoping for a real challenge. Someone to sink her claws and teeth into. To make herself feel alive in other words. But she simply kept calm as she followed the messenger inside.

As she enters, the building seemed to be just what she expected. It was rather dull and drab, much like a college of the humans. There were numerous hallways and closed doors, as well as a few desks, some having hanging rope barriers that one might expect to find outside a theater or hotel. As she continues following her guide, she eventually enters an atrium with vents in the floor beneath each podium began to spew out a thick white fog. It was a rather interesting place for the gijinka to be in. As she looks around however, she sees the rest of the contestants waiting for the tournament to begin. There was an interesting cast of different faces, sizes, and shapes, but Ghidorah simply didn't take too much notice of them, despite knowing that people were looking at her as she entered, whether in respect, awe, or simply in perverted glances. To her, they were simply inferior to her might and power. Perhaps maybe a few may be close in equaling her, but her haughtiness prevented too much of that possibility from entering. At least not at that very moment in time.

She could count thirty-two contestants from within the room. Quite the hefty number to say the least. Plenty of opponents to kill that's for sure. Then she heard the rules for the Crucible even that was about to start and picked up a peculiar-looking phylactery and continued to wait for anything interesting to happen. Shortly after, white fog began to cover the entire room, engulfing everyone in the surrounding mist. They were being transported to their first location it seems. A strange way for teleportation to work, but at the same time it seemed rather cool. Ghidorah feels like she can take anything that is thrown at her. She might just win the Crucible if the odds are in her favor. Of course, she better be careful as well. One wrong move and its lights out for her.

When the fog began to settle, the Queen Of Terror was transported into a random location from within the city. But she soon realized that she clearly wasn't in said location as she notices a lantern flicker lazily in the wind. She looks beyond the pole to see a collection of cabins, campfires, and other forest-y buildings and accessories. The area, barely a hamlet-sized settlement, was still covered by a natural blanket of fog that loomed within the trees. It was all dark, gloomy and dreary. Ghidorah clearly wasn't expecting to be teleported in this location, but she didn't truly mind it either. She begins walking down the barely see-able path as she raises her left hand near her face. The hand suddenly began to crackle until producing bright-yellow electricity in the palm of her hand, providing as a light source of her own. She could've taken the lantern with her, but why take it when she can produce her almost-infinite supply of light with her?

Yet as she continues to walk towards the center of town, a circular area with a worn-out camp fire in the middle, she couldn't help but feel like someone is watching her from the trees. She needs to be cautious, for she has no idea whats lurking in these woods. But she wasn't intimidated by the atmosphere or if her opponent will ambush her. In a bold and commanding tone, fit for a Queen, she bellows out at the forest.

"I know you're out there, foolish opponent! Come out and give me a good challenge!"
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Deadnaut
Raw
Avatar of Deadnaut

Deadnaut Weapons Specialist

Member Seen 7 mos ago

"I'm about sick and tired of weird mists depositing me in god knows where."

Teller's thoughts were derailed and military instinct kicked in. He brought his weapon up and swept the area, his R41 and eyes sweeping the area for hostiles. He briefly considered going door to door and clearing the buildings on the immediate other side of the street, but decided against it. That was when his eyes settled on the village, and the lit structure contained within. It didn't take much thought to decide that was where he was headed, and as he approached the sign that promised alcohol quickly lured in the Captain, who hadn't had a drink since he was on base, what felt like years ago. He slung his rifle, not wanting to appear an immediate threat to anyone that may be inside, but seated his hand near the holster of his LE-21, affectionately nicknamed "Lena", as he walked in. With a few blinks, the faceplate folded and retreated into the armor, leaving the Captain's head bare as he walked in and took a seat at the bar.

Within a minute, a glass of beer was in front of the Captain, but he knew he wouldn't get to enjoy it. The Elf had stuck out as soon as Teller walked in, as obviously different from the other patrons as he was. That meant he was a fellow competitor, which meant he was likely the Captain's first enemy. However, James decided that so long as the elf didn't start the fight neither would he. Taking a swig, James fumbled with the earbuds that came from within his suit, ostensibly to allow him to listen to COM traffic without the full "helmet" engaged but mostly just used to listen to music by bored troops, himself no exception. Looking down at the screen on his armor's wrist, he selected a song from his own playlist that seemed to fit this place. As he took another swig of beer, he looked over to his probable foe and asked "Don't s'pose you're willin to surrender, let me do whatever it is I need to do to take your...soul...without a fight?"

The elf released a chuckle at Teller's admittedly ridiculous statement, and Teller couldn't help but share the chuckle as the elf replied "Surrender to you? Why would I do that when I can win instead?"

Teller nodded as he finished the cup, saying "Oh I understand. Shame I'll have to kill you, you'd have made a good drinking buddy." As he spoke, the Captain's hand slowly inched towards the pistol holstered on his left thigh, preparing to end the fight in one quick draw. He finished by gesturing to the drone with his free-hand, saying "Now, let's let our friend here count us down, eh? Only seems right I play my first match by the book, at least."
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by obliviousRoadie
Raw
Avatar of obliviousRoadie

obliviousRoadie big mac machine breaker extraordinaire

Member Seen 6 yrs ago

As the fog completely covered Jiang's sight, he heard Jaro from behind him.

"Let 'em rip, old man."

And suddenly, Noseless:

"JIANG "ANGRY DRAGON" ZHAO!

The Asian was genuinely thrown aback by the yell and the bright flash of light that sent him wherever - he did not expect the process of teleporting him down to the City would be this rough. The temporary blindness from the flash forced him to instinctively shield his eyes.

Jiang Zhao VS Garbage

Location: No-Man's Land, City of Echoes





He blinked a few times once the burns in his vision disappeared and scanned the area.

Surrounding him were ruins, populated by bronze robots of quite intricate design staring straight at him. Some of them, although they all had very mechanical, dead eyes, looked a little intimidated by the sudden appearance of two strange-looking people in the middle of their humble home.

Jiang sensed a strange aura from somewhere behind him. Once he turned around, he noticed a cloaked girl, about as tall as himself, was interrogating the robots. He presumed her aim was to find him.

"Laowai! I'm o-"

"Who are you?...I don't recognize you on my list. Neheh...someone must have forgotten to give me a memo...", interrupted a young, cheeky voice from the north. Its source was some sort of fluttering drone-like machine with a purple, rectangular screen on it. It seemed to be referring to the girl. It began to explain that, since they were within a hundred meters near each other, they'd have to fight immediately.

This, he immediately understood, and got straight back into the same snobby posture he stood in before his arrival. Jiang's piercing glare was pointed straight towards the girl. He awaited the signal.

"And to the victor go the spoils. Ready, you two?...Go!"

Just as he was about to begin his music, the girl insisted:

"No...I'd rather not."

Jiang gave her a perplexed and slightly insulted look, and replied:

"...This is a fighting tournament, laowai!"

He lifted his arms in an instant. A cymbal clash and a drumroll would be heard.

0:00 - A variety of Soviet-made firearms click into existence from behind Jiang's back. They aim themselves towards Garbage.

"You're going to have to get..."

He moved the Baton backwards. A trumpet blasted the air. One of the firearms spat out an amount of bullets. Garbage ducked and covered her head.

0:03 - An AK-47 shoots out a short burst at Garbage's general direction. Garbage prepares to run to the side.

"...USED TO IT!"

He violently whipped the Baton forwards. The sound of gunshots echoed throughout No-Man's Land.

0:04 - Every single weapon currently summoned bursts into action. Garbage is met with a heavy stream of bullets.

Garbage ran to the left just in time to survive the first flurry with just her cloak pierced by about a dozen bullets.
1x Like Like
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lugubrious
Raw
GM
Avatar of Lugubrious

Lugubrious The player on the other side

Member Online

Knight Sylvestre

Location: the Neighborhood


While awash in mist and blind to the world, Cyril gave an involuntary jerk when the peal of a loud bell thundered through the room. He wondered, with a scowl beneath his facemask, if all the smoke and sound was meant to unnerve every competitor, or him in particular. As luck would have it, he did not find an answer; instead, he found a lantern exploding at his feet, sending up a plume of smoke and powder that mixed with the white fog to create a surreal and rather disorienting visual experience. With a fit of coughing, he stumbled forward, but managed to keep himself from moving too far by jamming the butt of his halberd into the ground. By the time the vanguard's head finished swimming, he'd processed the fact that instead of clanging off tile, his weapon's shaft had stuck in what felt like dirt, and the reason quickly became apparent. The unpleasant air around him cleared to astound him with the sight of some kind of strange village, nothing at all like the place he'd been in only seconds before.

Cyril gave a furtive look from side to side. Nothing at all moved, so with a sigh of muted aggravation he lifted up his facemask to take a proper look around. He stood on a stretch of neglected grass just in front of a sandy lot filled with all sorts of strange, colorful metal constructs. A couple hundred feet in front lay one of the houses, beyond it lay house after house, and a great paved road separated it from another row of its fellows. Though unambiguously a place of residence, it was like nothing Cyril had ever seen before. The houses looked sturdy, large, and downright nice. Each retained its own patch of lawn, an assortment of plants, and exteriors of brick with windows. Back in Malingurd, such a domicile would have put even a noble's to shame. How much would one of these cost!? Do normal people in this place actually live in little palaces like these? Houses made of brick, with windows of glass, and tons of room? That said, there was every indication that not a single one of these homes contained anyone living in them. Various open doors, the sorry state of the gardens, and toys and vehicles laying where they'd fallen all seemed out of place for a populated zone. He couldn't make out much over the roofs of the houses, but in one direction, numerous tall, dark spires obscured the dark-clouded horizon.

As he leaned against his polearm, taking stock of the situation, he felt the hairs on the back of his neck rising. His frown deepened as he glanced around once again, figuring that someone -or something- might be watching him. Nothing seemed out of place, but rather than assuaging his fear, this conclusion intensified it. If anything could be relied upon in the world, it was the wisdom that if something could go wrong it would, and that if something seemed to good to be true, it was. Accordingly, Cyril widened his search to rooftops, way down the street, and behind him. Even in the strange lot where he could picture children playing, nothing jumped out at him as dangerous. Finally, owing to his experience dealing with flying demons, tree gremlins, and other such nasties, he did the unthinkable: he looked up.

Plummeting toward him at a terrifying speed was a giant, dark shape.

“Uuuuuuuuugh!” Expelling all his breath at once, Cyril powered straight through the urge to freeze in place and leaped backward. A radiant luster washed over his armor, and what had been little more than a flat-footed tumble became a world-class evasive maneuver that spanned a whole ten meters, and not a second too soon. With a deafening crash, the falling object smashed into the playground, instantly crushing all its equipment and throwing up a cloud of dust. Black and white bricks flew in every direction, and scarcely had the vanguard touched down on the sidewalk than one sailed his way. Cyril instinctively ducked his head and pivoted his body to the left, and the hunk of masonry slammed into his shield. It jarred him, but considering the alternatives, he felt pretty happy about it. More bricks flew his way, and with practiced precision he swung his halberd to cleave one in two. A wild, foolish grin came to his face, even as he reasoned that he wouldn't have been able to hit it had it not be in a tailspin, and that the impact probably dulled his weapon.

After that, while the dust still billowed, no other debris attacked him. He took a step forward to try and make out what the mess was supposed to be, but he couldn't tell. All he could find was a torn banner, its standard the shape of gears. So intent was Cyril that he didn't notice another thing flying nearby until it spoke. “Hiya!”

The night span to face the new threat, halberd-point extended. He discovered that the voice belonged to some kind of floating contraption. Were it not for the circumstances, he might have expressed amazement, but for the moment all he replied with was, “Halt! Who are you and what is your purpose?”

Quizzically, the drone tilted to the side. Its purple eye remained fixed on Cyril's glaive as it gave the sound of laughter. “Neheheheh! That temple really must have had it in for you. You've got a pretty good eye, ol' chap!” A light shone from the machine's forehead area, making a spectral tapestry that displayed the imagine of a smiling guy about Cyril's own age sitting in a chair, holding up his head in his hand. “I'm Oren, the tournament's announcer. Just thought I'd pop over and say hi! So you know, your first opponent is somewhere in this neighborhood. Find him, beat him, get this little box of loot. Easy as that! Have a good 'knight'!” Cackling, the flying machine rose up and away. Cyril watched it go, a rueful expression on his face. As punchable as the person summoning that magic tapestry was, he had a point. Standing around and almost getting crushed by falling debris wouldn't make for a better world no matter what world Cyril was in.

He gripped his glaive in both hands, chose a direction, and began to walk.

Opponent: the Insufferable Genius

Queen of Terror

Location: Hidden Settlement
@Lmpkio


Smoother than an owl, though not as quiet, the drone navigated through the trees. Set to autopilot for the time being, its directive steered it toward the mutant human known as Fran. Thanks to the GPS chip planted within her phylactery, her exact coordinates showed up in the computer system inside the announcer's box that directed the machines when Oren wasn't in the process of seizing control for commentating purposes. No matter how stealthy the sniper, she couldn't hide from the Inquisitional College. In a matter of seconds -fifty seconds, to be precise- the drone zeroed in on her location. Made aware of the acquisition, Oren briefly switched to the drone's perspective, and after a moment of confusion spotted Fran almost invisible among the leaves of a thick, healthy elm tree. Like any good sniper, she was peering down her sights, scanning the logging station that lay only a couple dozen meters in front of her. The implications of her position stirred Oren from worriedly ruminating about the extra arms supposedly beneath her cloak, and he took control of the drone to send it skyward.

After emerging from the canopy, he remotely dialed up the onboard microphone, then called out, “Evening, ladies! You might not know it, dragon girl, but a certain someone is only a couple seconds away from having you in her sights. With all the tension in the air, I might as well getcha started now. Looks like it'll be an exciting game of cat and mouse...will the deadeye put enough holes in the Queen of Terror to take her down before the firebreather flushes her out? Let's find out. Ready? Go!” His magnified shout faded away into the fog-choked forest's smothering silence, leaving Ghidorah and Franceska to duke it out in the moist, cold dark.

Blackjack

Location: The Village
@Deadnaut


The razor-sharp optic fibers of the drone did not fail to notice a strange-looking newcomer as he pushed his way inside the bar. Slow Dancers' was the only place in the Commercial District, and perhaps the entire city, to retain its people following the unknown catastrophe that rendered the lonesome City of Echoes uninhabited, but its customers did not come or go. Like the willing prisoners in the land of the lotus-eaters, and the residents of the infamous Hotel California, they displayed no interest or even ability to change their situation. From the moment the bar appeared in the Village to the moment it faded away at sunrise, its patrons talked, laughed, played cards or billiards, and drank. That meant that a new face meant only one thing: conflict.

As it was, the drone did not move immediately. Busy as he was with thirty-two different feeds to cycle through, Oren took a moment to receive the signal from the drone that bespoke of a brewing storm, and to path himself through to the parked flying machine. The moment he did, the drone perked up, but the announcer held his tongue. For another minute or two, the peaceful atmosphere prevailed. Both the sorcerer and the soldier worked to satisfy their thirst, casual even with a person destined to fight them less than five feet away. Here, in this strange but comfortable place, the two could share a moment of respect before they had to get to business. All good things, however, had to come to an end, and Blackjack broke the quiet moment first. The beginning notes of a laidback song, not quite loud enough to be disruptive, filled the bar, and the two men traded a few words. Oren received the go-ahead, and the drone's fans lifted it into the air. It hovered a few feet away, turned to face the competitors, and said, “Gentlemen. It seems we're in for a saloon showdown. Let's keep it clean; I can see that both of you are preparing a preemptive strike. Neheh...something tells me things won't be that simple.”

The drone's arm rose up, pincers spread far apart. “May the best man win.” Oren pressed a button, and the drone's pincers slammed together with a loud clack--not quite a starting pistol, but no doubt it would do.

Angry Dragon, Garbage

Location: No-Man's Land
@obliviousRoadie@ColouredCyan


Oren's eyelid twitched. For a split second, a baleful black iris was visible, but no longer. With the less-than-ideal resolution of the video feed, even that would have a hard time communicating itself to either contestant, provided one was even watching him rather than the prospective opponent. The chipper grin upon the young man's face, meanwhile, did not waver. “...Huh! Guess it'll be a short one, then!” Turning to look at the one called Angry Dragon, the drone relayed to Oren an expression on the man's face that fit him to a T. “Take it away, maestro!”
Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by ScreenAcne
Raw
Avatar of ScreenAcne

ScreenAcne shit,Boo!

Member Seen 3 hrs ago

@Banana

Hidden 7 yrs ago 7 yrs ago Post by ColouredCyan
Raw

ColouredCyan Wind Up Merchant

Member Seen 1 yr ago

"...This is a fighting tournament, laowai!"

Garbage stopped enjoying playing "La Vie en Rose" for the robots for the split second she was allowed to before being so rudely interrupted and studied the crowd for the source of the noise and trying to find what Laowai might be. She hadn't the time of course, because a lightning launcher had materialised itself out of mid air, or at least she thought it was a lightning launcher, it did occur that it could be the other life form that shouted at her and if it really was a lightning launcher it wasn't one from her Universe.

"You're going to have to get..."

Her suspicions were confirmed when a trumpet honk was drowned out by a the burst fire of the weapon. Whatever came out the end of it, it pasted narrowly over her head before she'd even been able to react and now there were more. The noise was enough to startle Shelly into flight mode, diving for cover barely noticing even more were now trained on her. Shelly hoped the nearby rocky pillar could take some punishment or this was going to be over quick.

"...USED TO IT!"

The weapons screamed again drowning out the voice and the accompaniment, perforating the trail end of Garbage's cloak, mid dive. Shelly collided clumsily with the floor, not helped at all by the accordion strapped to her chest, and scrambled to get the rest of her limbs safely out of harms way. She had a moment to breath now but she expected it wouldn't be for long, he'd be moving into flank her soon. Garbage tried to strategise. He's talking still, that's a good start, without that he couldn't even be reasoned with. He's being paying attention to her, so she had to be having some sort of effect on him, not that she'd be able to use it yet, they were completely untuned. Her final "in" was music, he didn't seem to take fondly to French classics but maybe something more his style, Orchestral? It seemed a bit of a stretch when he was also firing weapons at her.

Dialog seemed the way to go, but she'd have to be careful about her choice of words, the last thing she needed was to look weak or egg him on. He was clearly the competitive type, dangerously so. He needs to feel like he hasn't lost, at the same time he needs to not feel like he's been handed a win. There was a sense of humour buried in there somewhere, dark as it is, one doesn't hand out advice like that while preparing a hail of thunder. Maybe treating him like a bully was the best option, not playing ball, not playing his game, would be enough for him to want to go find someone else who would put up a fight. If this was the best approach she'd already lost a power play by diving into cover, it could be tough coming back from that. it wasn't safe to come back out of cover yet, but she'd have to at some point to show she hadn't anything to hide.

"...Huh! Guess it'll be a short one, then! Take it away, maestro!"

Even he realised Jiang's weakness for the limelight. She'd have to work on getting her adversary to ignore him, baby steps though.

"You're one guy right? Those weren't recordings, how are you playing all those instruments? I can only just manage an accordion."

This was bound to provoke an attack, it encouraging his dark humourous side to display more of his music accompanied barrage.

Sure enough, Jiang couldn't resist the chance to demonstrate his skills to a captive audience. The summoned guns cocked sequentially with the beat set by the trumpet's fanfare, and taking aim at the pillar with crash of the drums and screech of the violins.

"Here, let me SHOW YOU!" he bellowed as the music crescendos towards the end of the introduction. The noise of the guns firing and the following bullets smashing the concrete ceiling support was deafening. As the rhythmic drumming starts, Jiang calms, a sly grin on his face, "In answer to your question, laowai, I am a conductor, I conduct and the music plays."

That answers that, I suppose, Shelly supposed. The power packed into those weapons was impressive, scarily so. He was a broken individual though, and, given time, Shelly could break him just a little bit more. Shelly was right about the humour, and right about the ego too. Maybe she should continue pushing those buttons.

"Its tragic really, a professional musician drowned out by the din of his own firearms, if I was going to die to your soundtrack the least you could do is let me listen to it, its a March right? A military one?"
10x Like Like
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Hostile
Raw
Avatar of Hostile

Hostile Endorses Galactic Genocide

Member Seen 5 yrs ago

Mountain Dew Quickscope

Governance Hub


When Mountain was enveloped by the obscuring fog, he couldn't help but wonder if it was marijuana smoke. He took a breath of some of it, before coughing, noting that it was just regular fog. You know, the type with the water vapour and everything? That sucked. Mountain would just have to wait until later to get high and blaze it. But now, it was time to focus on the more important task at hand. Once the fog had completely enveloped him, he felt a slight tickling sensation, before it cleared and he found himself standing in the middle of an abandoned street. He looked around at the crashed cars that were probably driven by women drivers and took in the sights. It reminded him of Intersection from Modern Warfare 3. Now that was a good map.

Suddenly, the large screen on the side of a building flickered to life, and a man in weird clothing appeared. “Hey there, hot shot! Welcome to my neck of the woods! I'd invite ya in, but I've got...uh...important stuff to 'dew'. So, 'dew' take a stroll and keep an eye peeled for your first-round opponent. I already told her that there's a special item in the fountain in front of City Hall. Better get going! Fulfill your 'dew'ty! Neheheh, it keeps getting funnier every time!”

"Ugh, those were some shitty puns!" Mountain complained, before quickscoping the screen, causing it to explode. "Everyone knows not to use dew puns. It'll ruin my good name." He grumbled under his breath, then added, "I gotta dew it sooner or later." Turning away from the flaming remains of the piece of equipment, Mountain cautiously looked around, wondering what the man meant by 'a special item in the fountain in front of City Hall'. Maybe it was a legendary weapon! Ooh, maybe it was a new unusual! But how would be get to city hall? He looked around once more before spotting a mostly-intact car. Dashing over to it, he opened up its bonnet. He ran several checks on its exposed engine, before nodding, delighted that it was in working order.

What? He played a lot of Forza.

He slammed the bonnet shut and opened its conveniently unlocked door and got in. Then, he took out a screwdriver and shoved it into the ignition, turning it a few times. The car immediately started up, and its engine roaring to life was the only sound in the area. Performing some finishing touches, all he needed now was how to get to City Hall. Mountain pulled out his HTC 10. "Okay, Siri! Tell me how to get to City Hall."

Because in Mlgolia, Apple worked on Android, and vice versa.

"Showing directions to City Hall." The monotonous female voice chirped, before a map appeared. Mountain stared at it and immediately facepalmed. It was less than a hundred metres away. "Well, beats walking." He muttered, stepping on the accelerator and speeding down the street. After around a minute of driving down the streets, Mountain caught sight of City Hall. "That must be City Hall! And there's the fountain!". He stepped on the accelerator, before coming to an abrupt stop when he noticed a figure already there. Furrowing his brow, he stepped out of the car and drew his AWP, looking down the scope. He slowly lowered it again in shock when he saw just what it was.

The figure was this weird pink slime thing that looked like a woman with gigantic breasts wearing what appeared to be skimpy clothes. It was fucking gross and Mountain silently cursed the GM for pairing him up with it. "What the fuck?" He whispered. Or at least he thought it was a whisper, because in reality, it came out as a scream. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

That caught the attention of the slime, because she turned around, looking as startled as the quickscoper. Then, she gave a curious tilt of her head. "Hello?" She asked in a somewhat bubbly tone- both meanings accepted. "Are you my opponent?"

Shaking himself out of his grossed out state, Mountain stood to attention and cleared his throat. "Well, you must be the one I'm 1v1ing.". He stated matter of factly, before smirking and raising his AWP. "Prepare to get rekt."
1x Like Like
↑ Top
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet