[quote=@Hologram Prose]
I think I'll do a sneaky spy, as an unnamed steward once said: "a fellow pirate who can pass themselves off as something other than a pirate sounds like something that would be extremely useful" and who doesn't want sketchy back-room connections that may or may not try to murder you?
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That steward sounds very sensible indeed, and wise, and is probably extremely attractive too.

On a related note, I am slowly piecing together what I'd want to do with a Steward. The crew will be able to eat whatever they like, providing it can be rendered down, shoved into a sausage casing and served in a bun. Truly, hot dogs are the pinnacle of culinary excellence.