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So yeah this game is kinda poor, not earth shatteringly terrible, but a disappointment. It feels like ME1 but not in a good way. In a sense that they seem to have taken steps backwards towards 2007 but without the comfort of the novelty of a new type of game. ME1 really blended the conversation and space opera story together wonderfully, you felt like a small but significant part of a breathing universe. ME:A kinda acheives the same but every game with conversation wheels has been ripping off ME for the last 10 years so it just seems ehhh.

It also has some glitchy animations, most noticeably in the facial region which indicates some rushed work. 

There is plenty wrong with this game without even mentioning the animations, dumb glitches like this are essentially the rotten cherry on top of a sadly mediocre game.

So why the focus on the facial animations?

Well its obvious isnt it?


[hider=THE SJW]
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Clearly being hot and a cosplayer lumps her in with any garden variety man hating globalist anti cis feminist. Which is why she was a small thread in a larger [b]conspiracy of Bioware to employ women, gays and feminists regardless of animating ability to appease tumblr[/b].


[hider=A smart red-pilled libertarian rational free thinker]
[img]https://ageofshitlords.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ethan-arrested.png[/img]
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This guy started the investigation into Bioware sometime before or after [url=http://uk.businessinsider.com/ethan-ralph-gamergate-leader-arrested-2016-9]Assualting Police Officers[/url] and the whole thing sort of caught on that there was an organised SJW infiltration of Mass Effect Andromeda. The splinter theories got thicker when it seemed like the character designs were pandering to be gay and minority friendly. Which as you all know is code for hating [u][i] libertarian white alpha males who truly love video games[/i][/u].

So is it true? have the SJWs polluted our beloved Mass Effect in 2017?

Well......lets look at Mass Effect Andromeda and how the left wing cucks have [u][i]changed it from the original trilogy which was more right wing and therefore better.[/i][/u]


[hider=The first male Squaddie you meet is a black guy SHOEHORNED IN]
Mass Effect 2 was the best in series, they would never do something like tha....
[img]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/c/cd/Jacob_Character_Box.png/revision/latest?cb=20100413192804[/img]

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AND


[hider=They have a female with a  BUTCH HAIRCUT, CANT JUST LET WOMEN BE WOMEN]
Mass Effect 2 would never do something like that it was the best in the series and....
[img]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/2/29/Jack_Awesome.png/revision/latest?cb=20100326182206[/img]

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[hider=WELL THEYVE MADE EVERYTHING SUPER GAY! Since OVERWATCH now suddenly every game is gay! it wasnt like that before!]
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[img]https://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2013/04/ea-gay.jpg[/img]
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Ahh, well there it is, the only conspiracy here is the mysterious case of the short fucking memory.