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[color=8882be]"Psssh, [i]Caaaaaaaaap,[/i] figures that a white boy like you wouldn't know about right of conquest."[/color] Lauren whined, crossing her arms with a pout and two emerald doe eyes. She regarded her captain balefully and huffed. [color=8882be]"White people conveniently forget that kinda shit once it's used against 'em. It's all fun and games while you're pillaging Vacuo, putting kids to the sword, knockin' up our women, but I pull a few outfits off you while you're sleeping and [i]suddenly[/i] I'm a sexual barbarian."[/color]

Costa Negasi was staring at her daughter with a mix of wry amusement and a droll, if benign, irritation.

[color=92278f]"Beloved, be nice to this boy."[/color]

[color=8882be]"But Maaa, he likes i--"[/color]

[color=92278f]"Do you know that for a fact?"[/color] her mother asked patiently.

...

[color=8882be][i]squeeze squeeze[/i][/color]

[color=0072bc][i]schw[b]iiiiiiiiiiiiii[/b]ng[/i][/color]

[color=8882be]"Uh huh! See?"[/color] she insisted innocently. [color=8882be]"Cap loves it when I pop his bubble. And he [i]loooooves[/i] it when I pop my--"[/color]

[color=92278f][i]a-hem.[/i][/color]

[color=8882be]"Soooorry, Moooooms."[/color]