[center][h3][color=44d62c]Mountain[/color] [color=ed1c24]Dew[/color] [color=fff200]Quickscope[/color][/h3]
[b]Governance Hub[/b][/center]

When Mountain was enveloped by the obscuring fog, he couldn't help but wonder if it was marijuana smoke. He took a breath of some of it, before coughing, noting that it was just regular fog. You know, the type with the water vapour and everything? That sucked. Mountain would just have to wait until later to get high and blaze it. But now, it was time to focus on the more important task at hand. Once the fog had completely enveloped him, he felt a slight tickling sensation, before it cleared and he found himself standing in the middle of an abandoned street. He looked around at the crashed cars that were probably driven by women drivers and took in the sights. It reminded him of Intersection from [i]Modern Warfare 3[/i]. Now that was a good map.

Suddenly, the large screen on the side of a building flickered to life, and a man in weird clothing appeared.  “Hey there, hot shot!  Welcome to my neck of the woods!  I'd invite ya in, but I've got...uh...important stuff to 'dew'.  So, 'dew' take a stroll and keep an eye peeled for your first-round opponent.  I already told her that there's a special item in the fountain in front of City Hall.  Better get going!  Fulfill your 'dew'ty!  Neheheh, it keeps getting funnier every time!”

[color=44d62c]"Ugh, those were some shitty puns!"[/color] Mountain complained, before quickscoping the screen, causing it to explode. [color=44d62c]"Everyone knows not to use dew puns. It'll ruin my good name."[/color] He grumbled under his breath, then added, [color=44d62c]"I gotta dew it sooner or later."[/color] Turning away from the flaming remains of the piece of equipment, Mountain cautiously looked around, wondering what the man meant by 'a special item in the fountain in front of City Hall'. Maybe it was a legendary weapon! Ooh, maybe it was a new unusual! But how would be get to city hall? He looked around once more before spotting a mostly-intact car. Dashing over to it, he opened up its bonnet. He ran several checks on its exposed engine, before nodding, delighted that it was in working order.

What? He played a lot of Forza.

He slammed the bonnet shut and opened its conveniently unlocked door and got in. Then, he took out a screwdriver and shoved it into the ignition, turning it a few times. The car immediately started up, and its engine roaring to life was the only sound in the area. Performing some finishing touches, all he needed now was how to get to City Hall. Mountain pulled out his HTC 10. [color=44d62c]"Okay, Siri! Tell me how to get to City Hall."[/color]

Because in Mlgolia, Apple worked on Android, and vice versa.

"Showing directions to City Hall." The monotonous female voice chirped, before a map appeared. Mountain stared at it and immediately facepalmed. It was less than a hundred metres away. [color=44d62c]"Well, beats walking."[/color] He muttered, stepping on the accelerator and speeding down the street. After around a minute of driving down the streets, Mountain caught sight of City Hall.[color=44d62c] "That must be City Hall! And there's the fountain!"[/color]. He stepped on the accelerator, before coming to an abrupt stop when he noticed a figure already there. Furrowing his brow, he stepped out of the car and drew his AWP, looking down the scope. He slowly lowered it again in shock when he saw just what it was. 

The figure was this weird pink slime thing that looked like a woman with gigantic breasts wearing what appeared to be skimpy clothes. It was fucking gross and Mountain silently cursed the GM for pairing him up with it. [color=44d62c]"What the fuck?"[/color] He whispered. Or at least he thought it was a whisper, because in reality, it came out as a scream. [color=44d62c]"WHAT THE FUCK?!"[/color]

That caught the attention of the slime, because she turned around, looking as startled as the quickscoper. Then, she gave a curious tilt of her head. [color=E52B50]"Hello?"[/color] She asked in a somewhat bubbly tone- both meanings accepted. [color=E52B50]"Are you my opponent?"[/color]

Shaking himself out of his grossed out state, Mountain stood to attention and cleared his throat. [color=44d62c]"Well, you must be the one I'm 1v1ing."[/color]. He stated matter of factly, before smirking and raising his AWP. [color=44d62c]"Prepare to get rekt."[/color]