[quote=@Ryougu]
Is this acceptable as a guardian?
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[b]SUMMONING CONDITION[/b]
When your LP is 1000 or less, tribute monsters until you have 1 left; guardian summon this card.
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[sub]fuck this card fuck this card fuck this card fuck this card[/sub]

Dear god I didn't see this, and knowing how you actually play makes it painful for me to read.

Cheers to my demise, friend.