[center][h3][color=44d62c]Mountain[/color] [color=ed1c24]Dew[/color] [color=fff200]Quickscope[/color][/h3]
[b]Governance Hub
In battle against [i]The Enchanting Ooze[/i][/b][/center]

The moment the match began, Mountain immediately exploded into action. Aiming down his scope, he quickly fired a trio of .50 caliber shots at the slime, the loud cracks echoing throughout the city. However, the rounds simply passed through his opponent’s non-solid body, leaving holes that quickly sealed. Mountain furrowed his brows as he rolled to the side to dodge a slimy tentacle which had extended from the slime, narrowly missing him as he streaked past, before retracting. Mountain returned fire, only to get the same result. Gritting his teeth, the trickshotter performed a short combat roll as another tentacle smashed into the ground where he stood, shattering the tarmac. 

Dashing over to a car, he pulled out his AWP's empty magazine and tossed it away, before pulling out a new one from his pocket dimension. This one was marked 'Doritos' and was coloured bright orange. Mountain wasted no time in slamming it into his gun. Locking the bolt into place, he shot from his cover with rifle raised, only to find no sign of the slime. Looking around in confusion, he slowly lowered his gun when the ground beneath him began to shake. First, he puzzled over this, but then his eyes widened when he realised what was about to happen.

Mountain immediately backflipped and performed a short teleport away from his hiding spot. Just in time too, as a massive pillar of pink slime immediately burst from the street and skewered the vehicle, before it flowed away and shifted back into its original state. In a flash, it was upon him, and lashed out with a flurry of lightning-fast strikes with her arms. Each hit felt like Mountain was getting shot, and they knocked the wind out of him each time. 

But Mountain refused to be slowed, oh no. He shrugged off the strikes; he had built up an immunity to large-caliber bullets after shooting himself with smaller ones. So, when the slime prepared to strike once more, there was a glint in Mountain's glowing orange eyes. Ducking and rolling, Mountain stashed away his AWP and stuck out his hand. Immediately, an orange sword appeared in a flash. The Doritos sword appeared to be glowing, but it was simply the light reflecting off the millions of Doritos particles surrounding it. Mountain spun around and slashed the slime's tentacle, causing it to separate and fall to the ground with a wet [i]splotch.[/i]

[b]"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"[/b] A voice suddenly rang out from thin air. It was time for a comeback.

Mountain struck back, delivering slash after slash with his sword, causing more and more of the slime's body to fall off. Then, he tossed his sword into the air, causing it to vanish in another flash as he equipped his AWP and took aim, before pulling the trigger. The Doritos round left a trail of glowing orange dust as it shot through the air, the copper-orange projectile glinting in the light. There was hardly any time for the slime to react, as the round entered her body, and, thanks to the marvels of hitscan, immediately detonated, igniting the dust it had released earlier and enveloped the slime in a massive fireball. When the smoke eventually cleared, there was no sign of her.

Mountain gave a cockly smirk as he pointed his rifle skywards. [color=44d62c]"Ha ha! Take that, you-"[/color] He was cut off when something slammed into his back, sending him flying him forwards. Yelping, he immediately teleported groundside and dug his feet into the ground to stop himself via friction, sliding several metres back and eventually coming to a stop soon after. Growling in frustration, he glared at the slime girl, who looked considerably smaller. As another tentacle shot out, Mountain dodged the attack by performing a butterfly flip and chucked a Mountain Dew grenade while airborne. The weaponised can of Dew bounced off the ground and landed at the slime's feet, emitting its infamous [i]clink clink[/i] sound as it did so.

The grenade then detonated, exploding in a bright flash that sent brilliant green arcs of electricity surging through the slime's body. She immediately began to violently convulse as 1337 volts coursed through her body, made even more potent due to the fact that her body was entirely made up of slime: a fluid with high water content. When the convulsions finally stopped, she seemed to melt into a pulsating puddle of pink.

Mountain took the time to celebrate. [color=44d62c]"WHOO! Take that, you-"[/color] The words caught in his mouth as the puddle suddenly seemed to rise and reform, slowly reshaping into the slime woman again. However, she didn't seem the same as before. Her previously-rosy colouration had turned to scarlet red as she suddenly appeared to be on fire, though upon closer inspection they were actually animated protrusions. Slime dripped off her body, catching fire when the droplets touched the ground. Also, unlike before, her curious and innocent demeanour had shifted into one that emanated pure hatred, one that promised harm. 

Mountain stared at her for a second, before loading another Doritos magazine into his gun. [color=44d62c]"Right. How could I forget? Every fighting game is composed of two rounds. Seems like you've activated your ultimate. Well, it better be good."[/color] He smirked as he cocked his rifle and raised it. [color=44d62c]"Because this fight's been way too easy!"[/color]