A spectre is haunting RPGuild - the spectre of Spam. All the sections of old RPGuild have entered into a serious alliance to de-meme-ify this spectre: News and Newcomers, Roleplaying, Test Category, Meta, and our neighbour Off-Topic sections.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Spam by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Spam, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Spam Forum is already acknowledged by all RPGuild sections to be itself a section.

II. It is high time that Spammers should openly, in the face of the whole Internet, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Spam with a manifesto of the Spam Forum itself.

To this end, Spammers from various corners of RPGuild must assemble in Spam Forum and sketch the following manifesto, to be published in the English, Gibberish, Spammish, Memeish, Leetish and Derpish languages.