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Granted, absolutely everything is now living. Even the Earth itself and the Sun are living beings, and...
...Oh no, they've fallen in love for each other, and they're about to hug!

And suddenly, everything else living on Earth has been burnt dead once again, being safe the Sun and the Earth, who defy the laws of gravity to stay relatively close to each other, without the Earth being destroyed by the Sun.

And so began their aeons-long love story.
*Some random reader says "still a better love story than Twilight".*

I wish for a funny piece of comedy.
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Granted! However, the funny piece is merely the place at the back of the elbow where the ulnar nerve rests against a prominence of the humerus that belongs to some dead Greek guy who played Dionysus in the Greek Comedy, The Frogs.

I wish the person who is to crush my wish to cease existing before having the opportunity to crush my wish.
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Wish granted, the person I let used my account will disappear, while I remain and can crush your wishes as I please. Bwhahaha! (and if that doesn't work, a robot crushed your wish and that isn't a who, it's a what, so your wish failed because of technicalities.)

I wish for nothing in this specific in this instance to occur or have any strange changes to happen throughout the whole universe. (Because I don't need a wish. ;D)
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Granted, for a moment, nothing happened. Absolutely everything in the universe stood still. Yeah, and nothing happened afterwards either. Do you know how hard it is to start the universe again after stopping it?

I wish for all my jokes to be appreciated.
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I wish for all my jokes to be appreciated.


Granted, but only by that one guy with an annoying laugh. He finds your jokes hysterical.

I wish that I'll sleep well tonight.
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Granted, but you wake up just seconds before the end of of the world.

I wish I could think of something to really wish for.
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Granted, but now you're out of wishes.

I wish for amazing skill in writing
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Granted, for a few good weeks, you completely dominate the entire writing community (or, you would have, had you been noticed in time), but unfortunately, formulating things in words rapidly got out of fashion after telepathy was invented.

I wish for everyone to be purely rational at all times.
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Granted but everyone is going to be debating all the time with sassy tea sipping gifs and it's horrible.

I wish for diiiiiiiiiiick
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@Witch Cat
You got it but was that really what you wanted now? While you ponder about this conundrum, rocks fall and you die. An unfortunate and rare occurrence...

I wish for the ability to root my new phone safely, so I can remove all the bloatware...(Seriously, I want this. -.-)
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The root process goes without a hitch, no bricking and no SU issues.

You drop your phone the very next day, shattering the screen. Since your warranty is effectively void now, good luck with paying for repair or a totally new phone where you have to go through the process all over again!

I wish I could freeze and continue time whenever I please, in a way that I am not affected.
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Granted, but while frozen, you can neither breathe nor move. Why do people keep forgetting air still is a thing?

I wish for exactly two (2) more wishes.
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Granted, but you can't use them to wish for anything because wishes aren't real.

I wish for wishes to be real
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Granted. Now everyone who even ever so subtly wanted something, has it. The world's in chaos.

I wish for humans to be at peace with each other's ideologies, without a significant amount of deaths caused by this wish.
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granted. Everyone on earth is now completely and totally nihilistic, and everyone agreed with each other about it! There are no more optimists or pessimists, religion has no meaning, and the entire human race is now super depressed because of this.

But no one died from that specifically!

I wish I could live in space. like, no need to breathe or eat or anything, I just want to have a house in the vast nothingness and look at the stars in the distance all the time as I contemplate the meaning of life.
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Granted, because you're already dead by then.

I wish for harmony.
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A dictator took over the world and took away everyone's differences by forcing everyone to do menial tasks with no compensation all the time.

I wish for this wish not to be crushed.
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Granted, your wish has not been crushed.
You might be regretting wasting your only wish like this, however...

I wish the wish granting genie becomes a muppet.
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Granted. The wish crushing one, however, is still up and going. Still, there are no wishes to grant, so.

I wish for a bar of chocolate to be placed somewhere within my jurisdiction and reach, without immediately obstructing biological processes. Said bar of chocolate is to be taken from one of the three largest chocolate making corporations on Earth, yet the bar considered my property. The bar is of an existing flavor composition I like.
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Granted. There is a perfectly good bar of chocolate in the microwave, however it has already been melted into a puddle of still-delicious brown goop. You can still eat it if you want, but I have no idea what else was on your microwave's spinning plate before the chocolate was there, so there may be a few strange things mixed into your chocolate. I wouldn't recommend it.

I wish for $1,000,000 that are legally and rightfully mine and that were not gained through anyone's death.
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