[quote=@BrokenPromise]
uhhhhh.

How about we just give ourselves a mascot and call it good to go?
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Sounds good, but what would it be?

[quote=@ZeroL]
Declaration the first: We are now to laugh evilly when posting

Declaration the second: Doubleposters in spam threads not intended for double posting will be fed to honey badgers.

Declaration the third: Mewtwo is badass.
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Declaration the fourth: Include kebab in all premises.