Non Fatal

(Player1) sneaks around, being careful not to make a sound.

(Player1) and (Player2) smokes oak leaves thinking it is marijuana and thinks they are high the rest of the day.

(Player1) catches a live squirrel and ties it to a stick to use as a weapon.

(Player1) finds a Minion costume and puts it on.

Christ appears to (Player1) in a dream and informs (him/her1) to carve a cross into (his/her1) forehead in order to win. (He/She1) does it when (he/she1) wakes up, whispering "Deus Vult" as the blood runs down (his/her1) face. 

Fatal

(Player1) sleeps in a patch of poison ivy. The ivy is just too poisoned, and (he/she1) dies.

(Player1) smashes (Player2)'s head in with the last item (he/she1) obtained.

(Player1) is retrieved back to hell by Satan.