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Christmas squeaked and spun around in a slow circle, making sad mouth noises as he tried to resist the inexplicable urge to take a dust bath and scamper into a dark corner somewhere.

[i]Everything was so large from his tinier vantage point, like things weren't terrifying enough when he was human-sized.[/i]

He also couldn't speak, which made him panic all the more and he eventually hid behind a building corner, waiting for things to stop being completely ridiculous.

His whiskers twitched and when he realized he had an extra appendage (a tail), and Christmas ducked his head down and tried hard not to think about being [i]a chinchilla[/i] for however long.

Why was this even happening?

(And why couldn't he have been something less [i]small[/i]?)