Seemed interesting so I gave it a go.

Ended up with a

7 year-old
Overdeveloped
Metal magic user
With a mystical weapon
Flowing clothes
The power of Hammerspace
Enhanced Transformation
Gifted
With Training
A Mystical Artifact
And an Ally

An amusing exercise to say the least.

Also I don't really understand the stat system and the coins...did it even say somewhere how many coins you start with?  Nvm...I just found the coin part.