"The Caribbean Has Arrived" A 'Pirates' Rap

[Verse 1]
[i]Paint the sails black, a hard-life in the 18th century. 
Owned by a slave-takin' thug? Hadn't gotten better in life, savvy?
Buccaneers of Nassau took ships down and smashed some skulls. 
From Tortuga, Mister Sparrow knocked and conned it up. 

Evade the Royal King Navy; witness the golden age of piracy.
It's a thirst of freedom not even the British have ever seen. 
Some of us have gone down towards a path of great insanity. 
James Flint rose from the grave, and John Silver would've "pegged" me.

You got a dirty mouth, you best sit down before they head to town.
Guns go off, the cannons fire; the Spanish will burn to the bloody ground.
Cock pistols, sheath the swords; show 'em a little yo-ho! 
Raid, pillage, plunder; it's the horizon for a big-ass boat. 

Rum's gone, pirate booty, black spot, the beast of Davy. 
The name of Blackbeard won't be giving you any mercy, baby. 
Charles Vane just died, raise the black; come sail the seven seas.
The Caribbean has arrived; Treasure Island's 'bout to get crazy![/i]

[Verse 2]
[i]"Shiver me timbers", said the bird, or was it the Curse of the Black Pearl?
Dead men tell no tales; the devils here have left you pale. 
Sirens of the sea, and the music of Calypso. 
Rage of Capitan Salazar, and the beating heart of Davy Jones. 

This bedtime story hailed through fact and the fiction. 
The Dutchman and the Ranger, pack the ammunition. 
Before Captain Hook, there's been a chilling prediction:
Madness and peril? It's one hell of a competition!

Old myth and legend, superstition and mystery?
Skulls and crossbones left a buccaneer legacy.
Captivate the uproar of the great supernatural. 
Capture the truth on how they even made it natural. 

One, two to five, just how does Jack even stay alive?
You mean Calico Jack? No, I mean the monkey, Jack. 
A man-hunt is on; the opportune moment to wage a war. 
Get ready for a finale that will leave the last battle scar.[/i]