Why the hell haven't I posted yet?

Edit: Well I guess I'm the busiest I've possibly ever been at my places of work, having to do 6 times the workload of anyone else (though with twice the time, overtime woot! (it's killing me inside)) and at my other work training new peeps... Does that count as an excuse? It doesn't feel like that much of an excuse to me, but sorry to everyone for my tardiness, and really sorry for keeping everyone back. If you do want to post skipping me then do feel free, it's probably the best option at this stage