[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
putin ain't going to nuke michigan, you got the ruins and poisoned landscape thing going for you already.
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Ehh, Putin might not, but it'd be tempting to Trumpy.

"I don't have to make room in the budget for Flint's/Detroit's disaster relief or the Great Lakes cleanup project if none of those things exist!"

Edit: i hope michigan doesn't get nuked though, i finally like my life