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As the anthem plays and the tributes are let free, Gumshooes is the first to pussy off and head immediately for the woods. But he is not the first coward to decide not to hang around and to try and reap the cornucopia's benefits.

Before she leaves though, Jennifer Lawrence grabs and Funny Valentine mask to disguise her in the forest. Perhaps being disgused as a flamboyant anime man will scare people away? The Games shall test this hypothesis.

Sleeping Silence finds a stash of dialectics in the Cornucopia and takes it, hoping that the innate negation in the philosophical tradition will defend him from danger.

Monsieur Cheeks finds one half of Soviet imagery, and figures it's good enough.

More tributes abandon the cornucopia as Broby straight up murders Rick and Morty for the stuff they've taken. God Emperor Putin tries to make the Cornucopia his own property but finds out it's far too difficult to do as the Cornucopia is picked apart, even as he stands there shouting. Phoroah Narmer gets inspired by Putin's fiery demands and begins making a speech about uniting Egypt, adding to the chaos as it heads straight into politics. This scares off Wade Wilson and Cat Snake who had been loitering on the side-lines and they decide to bail with others at their toes.

AnCom Glim Glam, Varionus, Love, and General Butt Naked perform the sensible thing and work together to scoop up what they can, which is sort of required with a pissy Putin trying to claim the entire Cornucopia for himself. Fortunately they manage to steal some shit without him either noticing or capable of acting.

Mahz steals a mace from Little Pip.

Subcommandante Marcus takes some throwing knives, therefore adding to his Mexican Rebel Ninja ensemble.

Hegel - using his natural dialectical skill - negates Bruno Buccellati out of existence. Metal God Bender just barely escaped from the Dova Discourse.

The Jews were only capable of taking a single butter knife.

Jeb fights some dice for a bag. But fate rolls in the dice's favor and they get the handbag. In other bag news, Trash Man steals Waifu's own purse and disappears. What's better than something in the Cornucopia? Something not in the Cornucopia.

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Ted Cruz begins his post-Cornucopia adventure by humming his [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8kNBichN4c]theme song.[/url] Cat Snake too, after stealing Jeb's bag immediately gets to work by founding an Anarchist-Communist commune in the arena.

Chapelle though finds a water fall, a gift to pussies.

Narmer does what might be perhaps the most Egyptian thing ever conceived and trains a venomous snake to be his weapon. This is some [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5y71hOvk0]Prince of Egypt tier shit[/url]. In news and significant, Gollum unleashes the secret of Gollum-Fu upon Vilage, but Vilage manages to escape.

Clocktower is thrown off a cliff by Jennifer Lawrence.

Purse-less, Waifu goes fishing as General Butt Naked runs from RNG. RNG'll get him later.

Then I'm murdered by a Blowup Sex Doll. What a fate.

Marx learns the secrets of the blade for communism. The Turnip too, but for vegetable roots.

Jesus comes to Strong Chin and he is compelled to carve a cross into his head.

With Waifu's purse, Trash Man witnesses the wing-man power of Engels in the wild.

Varionus later kills Love. There can be no Love in War.

Apperantly the act of Stirner sharpening a stick for use as a spear is disgusting for Mahz, who vomits in the nearby bushes.

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