[b]Timeline for Interaction Week 2 (Post-Flag Football Collabs)[/b] Can't be bothered double checking the links. Have fun. [hider=Monday (Sept. 7)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4219725]7:00 pm[/url] – Rainfall. Enter the Nutribullet. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4237871]7:00 pm[/url] – Lilianna and Sophia talk. Lily don’t give a shit. Sophia don’t see shit. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]7:00 pm[/url] – Angelique confesses her undying love for Kenny G. Allison doesn’t run away for whatever reason. (Monday – Chapter I) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240129]7:20 pm[/url] – Dinner with the 430 kids and whoever the fuck the other two are. Siena exposes herself as a Burberry Bitch. Emma accepts her for who she really is. No one likes Ernie. Marcus channels his inner [s]sassy black woman[/s] ‘brazen high-school girl’. (9/7) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]9:30 pm[/url] – There’s a ‘Criss Angel joke’ in here somewhere but I can’t find it. Something something disappearing acts. Chris and Angelique don’t solve a mystery. (Monday – Chapter III) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240880]10:20 pm[/url] – Christmas helps Sander accessorise. Sander sleeps with him in return. It’s not gay at all. (Static) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240517]10:30 pm[/url] – Marcus talks to his way cooler and awesomer sister. Siena phone home. Gerwulf can’t answer the phone with his big fat gorilla hands. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]10:30 pm[/url] – Cal returns some stanky jeans. Wants to fight with Sander. Cal shows interest in landscaping. (Mistakes Left Unsaid) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]11:00 pm[/url] – Marcus makes some plans. Offers some bandaids to Cal in case Sander makes a boo-boo. Kadabra band aids. Shit taste. Newton is obvs best grill. (Folly of an Eager Beaver) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4233934]Night[/url] – Hazel buys armor. She’s getting that Mobile Suit one way or another. [/hider] [hider=Tuesday (Sept. 8)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241034]9:00 am[/url] – Zoe asks some questions. Freddy answers some of them. (Questions and Answers) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]10:00 am[/url] – Kusari and Cal talk. No spine juice this time. How boring. (Feelings and Overshooting) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]10:30 am[/url] – Can Ernie not be a shit for two seconds? (Spoilers: No.) Brent is the ultimate wingman. Angel gets her shoes back. ‘Montreal’ is a no-no. (Tuesday – Chapter IV) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240880]11:00 am[/url] – Awkward morning-afters with Sander and Christmas. Kusari is cranky. Still not gay.(Safeguard) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240129]4:00 pm[/url] – Marcus and Emma have a date. No thrown drinks. How boring. (9/8) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]4:00 pm[/url] – Everyone remembers the pants. Cal tries to forget. Angel buys some swag. (Tuesday – Chapter VI) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]4:30 pm[/url] – Cal’s parents are kinda assholes. Also Cal is SHIT at naming things. (Callan in the Dark) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]5:30 pm[/url] – Lawrence calms Cal down. No ‘get a hold of yourself!’ bitch slaps. How boring. (Close and Bad Calls) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240793]6:30 pm[/url] – Zoe talks with Allison. No finger-banging or face-melting involved. How boring. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240881]6:30 pm[/url] – It’s time to d-d-duel. Cal lets Misery play with the nice vampire boy. Sander gives gives Cal a lift. (Upheaval) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240753]8:00 pm[/url] – Brent likes them Mad Flaps. Ernie broke a vending machine. Grant continues fusing with his mattress. Gregory doesn’t break a window. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240881]9:00 pm[/url] – Urgh, blood everywhere. So messy. Kusari’s still cranky. Sander blurbles. Christmas freaks out (again). Cal gets a neato scar. (Undercurrent) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240882]9:20 pm[/url] – Sander and Christmas move out. Cal wants to fight again. Fred’s just here for a good time, man. (Hope) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240882]9:50 pm[/url] – This isn’t what it looks like, man. No—nah bro, I swear. It’s just cold and body heat is really—IT’S NOT FUCKING GAY, ALRIGHT?? (Heal) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240888]11:30 pm[/url] – Marcus gets no answers. Cal blames the dog. (Callan World) [/hider] [hider=Wednesday (Sept. 9)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240129]9:00 am[/url] – Emma plays Charades with Miranda. They both suck at this game. (9/9) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]12:00 pm[/url] – Cal gets some free healthcare. Christmas has weenie handwriting. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]12:10 pm[/url] – Sander and Christmas get takeout. It’s not gay at all. (Haven) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240749]12:30 pm[/url] – Zoe and Angel play with some Ground Zero peeps. Messy stuff. (Wednesday – Chapter VIII) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]12:48 pm[/url] – Turns out Ernie did kinda sorta accidentally kill someone. Awkward stuff. Fred reveals the incredible truth about Rain’s pee-pee bits. Denial gets harder to do. (Harmless) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]9:10 pm[/url] – Sander drinks toilet cleaner. Ernie’s bad with emos. (Hazy) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]10:40 pm[/url] – Okay, this one’s kinda gay, right? No? Urgh, whatever. Sander would be a really shit drunk-texter. Christmas just wants to read his book. (Heart) [/hider] [hider=Thursday (Sept. 10)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240640]Sometime[/url] – Zoe and Lawrence yell in a library. Verbal bitch slaps are thrown. Not boring. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240896]5:00 am[/url] – Ernie gets a beach episode. Tries out some Spiderman shit. (Brittle) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240752]9:30 am[/url] – Brent’s kind of a masochist. Angel channels her inner Rocky. (Thursday – Chapter IX) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240752]1:00 pm[/url] – Despite her name, Angel sucks at flying. Siena is a fucking weeb. Brent traumatises Angel. Chris gives everyone a piggy-back ride. (Thursday – Chapter X) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240896]3:00 pm[/url] – Christmas strips in an alleyway. Ernie admires his handiwork. Oh myyyyy. (Bruise) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240896]10:00 pm[/url] – Come on, Sander and Christmas literally shower together in this one, how is that not—Urgh, still? (Balance) [/hider] [hider=Friday (Sept. 11)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240752]5:30 pm[/url] – Angel gets a canary. Has no appreciation for opera LIKE THE FUCKING UNCULTURED BITCH SHE IS. (Friday – Chapter XI) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]6:03 pm[/url] – Sander and Christmas skip leg day. They both kinda suck at laundry. (Remission) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]6:40 pm[/url] – The Laundry God enters his domain. Ernie gives a psychology lesson. Christmas needs more towels. Sander gets top quality ironed jeans. (Relapse) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]8:00 pm[/url] – Sander gets fabulous with a new phone. Cal is a filthy litterer. (Rehabilitation) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]8:20 pm[/url] – Ernie loses an iron. Christma—Oh come on, this has got to be gay. (Recondition) [/hider] [hider=Saturday (Sept. 12)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240653]10:30 am[/url] – Ernie Mars: Hall Cop. Allison doesn’t become a vacuum killer. How boring. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240999]1:00 pm[/url] – Who let the dogs out? Certainly not Marcus, look at that boy run! Lizzy asserts her dominance. Sander plots a murder. Christmas is a filthy snitch. Ernie is a whiny bitch. (Demand) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240566]4:00 pm[/url] – Chris’ Pretty Terrifying Stressful Date. Siena flaunts some moola. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240999]11:00 pm[/url] – Ernie tells a lie. Christmas is just there. Sander doesn’t splatter Ernie all over the wall. How boring. (Define) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240999]11:00 pm[/url] – Look. I’ve been working on this stupid Interaction Week timeline for about two hours now. It’s gay, alright? IT’S GAY. (Disconnect) [/hider] [hider=Sunday (Sept. 13)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241001]10:30 am[/url] – Sander and Cal swap some juicy goss. Cal sucks at Google. (Distill) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241001]10:30 am[/url] – There’s a ‘Chris Lilley’ joke in there somewhere. But even if I did find it, none of you filthy Americans would get it, would you? Lily forgets her holidays. Christmas just wants to read. (Distance) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241034]6:00 pm[/url] – Zoe is Back in Black. Yes, I know it was a solo post but I just wanted to end the timeline with an AC/DC reference. Leave me alone. (Reflection) [/hider]