I'm far from the worst threat coming your way.

The Luchalliance has six fighters currently preparing for deployment to the ring.  Some have poked their heads in here already, some have not. The Code of Glorious Conduct will be upheld.  Fans will scream.  There will be music and pyrotechnics.  Suplexes [i]will[/i] happen.  And Goat's hair will be eaten.