[@Flamelord] I have to officially say that's a Vow that most people would easily break if it wasn't for an RP. :)

[quote=@Rice Porridge]
[@Landaus Five-One]
[sub]for every one person I must pet
I shall bring down the force of ONE-THOUSAND pettings
[sub](or something)[/sub][/sub]
[/quote]

Stupid question, are you going to try to pet an Infinite Dragon? With your insanely high luck, you could probably get away with it. XP
Also OMG, that's a lot.