It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varieties. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!
[quote=Tsukune]Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known film - either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.
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Originally by Tsukune


Let us have some fun with this, yeah?