It has been a minute since I saw the [@Altered Tundra] posts. They are a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varieties. People love them, so much so that I'm getting on the bandwagon. This time, however, they are about spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!

    Here's how it works:
    1. Choose any well-known Spam Threads - either individual titles or as a collective series
    2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
    3. The catch? The synopsis has to be funny

    TL;DR:
    = Don't fucking cuss.
    = Seriously, no complete sentences, i am reading this on a flip phone
    = To anyone who may be fans of the Spam Threads mentioned in this thread, this is purely for bashing
    = Recurrence of titles that have already been done is expected.
   

Let us have some fun with this, yeah?