[i]Code Geass[/i] is a "serious military drama" about high school kids with green hair and purple eyes, who take frequent breaks from not getting dirty, injured, or killed in battle in order to chase cats around their school campus and bake enormous pizzas.

[quote=@Altered Tundra]3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless[/quote]

That was pretty easy considering this show is actually, seriously terrible.