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[@Murtox]

Here's the promised rerolls

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[b]Basic Demographics & Geography[/b]

	[u]Territory Size:[/u]
11. You've got a real big swamp, but fortunately it's only 'bout two inches to yer sister's bed
	[u]Population:[/u]
About 50. Your people lack the traditional number of grandparents
	[u]Urbanization:[/u]
11. You live out in the COUNTRY unlike those damn city-dwellin' liberals
	[u]Government Type:[/u]
11. Your populace turns to Fox News for guidance.
	[u]Political Stability:[/u]
11. The South will rise again!

[b]Economy[/b]

	[u]Overall Wealth:[/u]
11. Ain't got too many bucks but you do have a Chevy, a John Deere, and a shotgun
	[u]Government's Primary Means of Generating Income:[/u]
11. Welfare
	[u]Technology:[/u]
11. Yer workin' on gettin' some o' dat indoor plumbin' after ole Jimmy clogged the old toilet
	[u]Agriculture:[/u]
11. Out here in the bayous you eat, hunt, piss, and drink friggin' crocodile. Dem scaly bastards sure taste good with a lil' butter. Something about their meat seems to make your peoples' necks turn red, though. Probably China's fault
	[u]Natural Resources:[/u]
Farm "equipment", shotguns, alligator meat, alligator leather, alligator-claw keychains, moonshine, Trump hats, Confederate flags made in China, used dip

[b]Military[/b]
	[u]Military Size[/u]
11. Your neighborhood's got two shotguns and 10 brain cells
	[u]Military Focus[/u]
11. Strong emphasis on running them over in your Chevy truck
	[u]Military Leadership[/u]
11. Your cousin Billy Bob Ray killed his daughter's boyfriend with a shotgun so he's in charge now
	[u]Military Reputation[/u]
11. Considered too close to be family by family[/hider]
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