[quote=@RokkuHoshi]
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Balde of Many Forms. How can a portal gun get past millions of dust-sized, razor-sharp, heart-shaped blades that fly around the room at the wielder's command?
[/quote]

By portalling a moon and vacuuming them all out into space :D

Lets not start a 'who's mary sue-est' argument though, those are never fun and just get people up in arms about either someone offending their mary sue or 'assuming' someone is going to be trouble because they 'use' mary sues.