[quote=@BrokenPromise]
The Despie & Illiterate's Handbook:

- Your character has no flaws. Everything they do is cute and irresistible.

- If the guy/girl you want to bash your genitals against leaves the roleplay, you should move on too.

- Start OOC drama if your love interest who you don't control gets swept up by someone else or ignores you.

- Start IRL drama with your friend when they make a move on your love interest. (sadly, I've seen this actually happen)

- Do not flesh out your character's back story. Everyone should just accept how wonderful your character is.

- Do not make a character, make a perfect version of yourself. The point of role playing is total escapism. 

- Do not be original, copy every trope you've ever seen, especially in anime, and reuse it as many times as possible.

- Turn OOC into a stage for you and the person who controls your love interest to "cat call" each other.


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If you put this all together without any spaces you get this cancerous link.

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/