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It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varities. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!
Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known Television series- either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.
Originally by Tsukune


Let us have some fun with this, yeah?
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Doctor Who (particularly the new era (2005-present)); Kidnap a girl, show her wonders, watch her die or disappear, mourn for longer than socially acceptable (sometimes), repeat.
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Game of Thrones - it's like Lord of the Rings, but instead a lot of trees and walking, there's sex, nudity, and more sex and nudity. Oh and something about ice zombies.
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Lady Selune Lamia Queen, Young and Sweet.

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Supernatural:

Wayward Son, something something killing monsters something something homoerotic overtones.
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TwelveOf8 The second apostle is mine.

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Penny Dreadful

A bunch of emo gothic shit happens. A couple of dudes show their dicks. Eva Green gets naked at one point. Worth it?
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Law and Order: Special VIctims Unit - The only reality show out there that's actually accurately-depicting real life crimes.
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Veep - Who said politics couldn't make you laugh?
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Heroes

Something about a solar eclipse. A bunch of people gain superpowers at the same time for unknown reasons. Malcolm McDowell shows up for a few episodes and steals the show. Rather bad acting and forgettable characters but a fun ride.

Don't watch beyond season one, just don't. Nobody deserves that kind of heartbreak.
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Designated Survivor - What someone wishes would happen right now.
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Lost

Big build-up, little pay-off.
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Shameless(U.S. Series) - You remember The Brady Bunch right? Well, imagine if they were the spawn of Satan, and they were the absolute worst family in history.

Life in Pieces - Like the family in Shameless, but nowhere nearly as bad(but still pretty horrible).

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BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

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How I Met Your Mother: About a man who repeatedly tells his children he isn't in love with a woman, just to ask them if he should ask said woman out.
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DepressedSoviet A Sad Communist

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Sons of Anarchy - Come because its basically Hell's Angels, the TV show. Leave because every nudity scene is a dude's ass.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The original emo vampire TV show.

Angel

Joss Whedon decides, thankfully, emo vampires weren't that great after all, and replaces it with snark.
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Community

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love mediocrity, and hilarity. A bunch of random people study together in a Spanish study group. They routinely get terrorised by a psychotic Ken Jeong. Shut up Leonard! Those teenage girls that were playing ping pong with you were doing it ironically!
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