I just had an amusing realization. If San's only has 1 Hit Point but has insane dodging abilities, then the most terrifying weapon he could ever come up against would be the Excalipoor. In Final Fantasy V it hits for only a single point of damage, regardless of your stats, but it's a guaranteed hit. 

Up against that I guess you could say he'd be...[i]bone[/i]d. 

[s]I'm sorry.[/s]