Hark! Infantry spotted off the port bow! Abort, Abort! Ready the hounds! Fire the flares! Bury the hatchet with the water under the bridge! With this castle primed with tnt, I surrender it to the void. My cheese not long for this world, I sacrifice it for the greater good. Should a piece remain; shall it service the people for generations to come. And may the rest please the gods enough to grant me strength. You who darest take-ith my cheese-ith; with exploding fire nipping at my backside I charge at you with a furry known to no man. AAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH >:O!