I really quickly want to rattle this idea out to see who'd like to take me up on that. Essentially, due to crossover bullshit that only Wade really understands, he gets sent to Gotham where he has a nasty run-in with Deathstroke, and both assasins leave almost dead. Or, in Wade's case, stabbed like... A [i]lot.[/i] Because Wade is a dangerous sociopath, he gets chucked into Arkham Asylum by the bats, where the psychiatrist attached to his case is none other than Harleen Quinzel. Que the love music.

Note that I would like [i]some[/i] knowledge of the characters outside of the movies. This will be pre-Harley's corruption into straight insane baseball bat wielding maniac, and Wade should probably have his two voices. 

So, who'll take me up?