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<Snipped quote by LeeRoy>

Hello, LeeRoy, my name is Adrian. As a proud employee of Target retailer, I believe firmly in family values, and with Mother's Day being not-too-far off, please allow me to assist you with providing her with the perfect Mother's Day "gardening" gift. 

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[i]The Ergo D-handle Steel Shovel features an ergonomic design that makes it easier to grip, carry and use. The welded steel construction is far more durable than wood and won’t flex like fiberglass. An angled D-handle keeps your wrist in a neutral position to reduce strain, and a sharpened boron steel shovel blade cuts dense soil and thick roots easily. A foot platform helps maximize force to break up hardened soil clods, and a mid grip and teardrop-shaped shaft provide exceptional comfort and control. The powder-coated steel resists rust and offers easy cleaning and a hang hole allows for convenient storage in your shed or garage.
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Protective Qualities: Son-resistant
Blade Dimensions: 51.5 inches L x 9.13 inches W
Dimensions:[s]Fucktown[/s] 7 inches L x 9.13 inches W x 51.5 inches H
Weight: 4.86 pounds
Warranty Description: Deathtime Limited Warranty
Assembly Details: no assembly required
TCIN: 51111511
UPC: 046561131418
Store Item Number (DPCI): 084-19-1523
Origin: City of Albatross

Expect more, pay less.
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That just happened and it was amazing.