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[b]NPC: Hayate Sasaki - Uchima Senior High, Saturday Morning[/b]

"You ever thought 'bout calmin' those gigantic tits of yours, Ikari?"

Sasaki's dulcet tones sounded almost bored, with only a small undercurrent of annoyance to show his exasperation at his fellow Drama Club member's arrival. Just his luck to end up dragging around some trio of seriously prickly folks around, but then again, he was going to be stuck with Suzune anyway. Great enough actor, was real easy to dub over, but damn was she two-faced. Which was why his question was one of those rhetorical ones; he was more likely to get a scholarship into Kyoto U. than her turning into somebody genuinely nice.

"Now before you instigate another shitfest, Ikari, Yamamoto's gonna be riding our asses even harder than usual if we ain't back soon," he continued, pinching the bridge of his nose with a somewhat grumpy sigh. "Kid, shrine girl, tag along if you're in any way interested in drama stuff. If you wanna join, I'll put in a word for ya."

He glanced up momentarily at the ceiling, before staring back at the trio.

"That ain't gonna ruffle any of your jimmies?"