[b]Cairo Casablancas
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[i]I'm not Flamenco. My name's Cairo.[/i]

Not that Lieutenant Kat "Worth being a felon to grab those melons" Staten would take her seriously if she complained - not like she had the first forty times. But still, it was nice to at least pretend that somewhere back on Earth there was an EFF Human Resources department that would take her and her Ulysses-length book of sexual harassment and safety regulation complaints with a modicum of good faith. It would probably be a quicker and easier release if she found herself atomized by some mobile suit first.

But the Lieutenant was hitchhiking along on top of the Casablancas Custom. And it wouldn't be fair for her to die after all the crazy crap she'd already survived, so Cairo owed it to everyone to keep Lieutenant Kat "I've devised a fun new test, you stand still and I molest" Staten in one piece. Blonde American Playboy bunny like that with a war story and a sexual minority card to boot, her life story would probably make millions if she made it.

Then she could buy nubile Thai girls or something and leave Cairo the hell alone.

"Much appreciated, ma'am," she said stoically, keeping her body locked tightly to prevent any reaction to Staten's voice from betraying her. "I can get them in one shot, ma'am."