Joker laughed casually, as if what was going on wasn't an intense situation. Jack stood tense, with his teeth clenched, blood ran down his neck from the card that dug into his neck slightly. Lexa wasn't listening, she wasn't getting out of there. Well, only one thing to do before Queen showed up. He reached up and with all his strength, pulled Joker's arm from his neck. But only a bit. In a reckless moment he grabbed the razor sharp card, cutting his hand. "Check mate, clown." The card in Joker's hand morphed into something new, something entirely different. A Barbie doll, one Jack had seen in a toy store once a while back. Its blonde head of hair swayed back and forth. 

"Hah!" Jack ducked and rolled away from Joker. Once he was back on his feet and at Lexa's side he grinned. "Shove it up your arse, you sonovabitch." Before he could put his hands on his hips and laugh hysterically, his eyes narrowed and he turned quickly. A mallet was raised and ready to be swung at him and Lex. "Ah ah ah." The young man reached up and placed his hand on the mallet. 

"Nooo!! Don't touch!" The crazed woman holding the mallet Spartan kicked Jack away from her and her precious mallet. 

Jack stumbled back, groaning slightly as he got his footing. "Ughh. Clowns."