[@Master Bruce] Wait, why is Wraith associated with Sexual writing again?

[quote=@Lord Wraith]
DC once did an April Fool's prank based on the visual similarities of Bruce and Clark where Martha Wayne survived the shooting and was put in witness protection, falling in love with a farmer named John and marrying him to become Martha Kent.
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I wanna point out the flaws in this, but then it's an April Fools prank, so there's no need.