Wow, you found a lot of friends to play with! I think I'd like to play too, okay?

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• Appearance: [url=https://i.imgur.com/2fIdCI3.jpg]Here[/url]

• Name: Maricola 

• Title: Mysterious Transfer Student X

• Species: Starspawn

• Abilities: 
Euclidian Compaction - Using the dark powers of forbidden geometry, Maricola is able to fold it's spatial structure in order to compact itself down into an androgynous humanoid roughly four feet in height, thus allowing it to function more or less as a person would.

Ultimate Cells - A starspawn is a kind of biological singularity, a being of perfect simplicity and adaptability possessing extensive control over it's own body and the ability to self-repair, self-replicate, and self-evolve at mind-boggling speeds. Sadly, said biological singularity also includes a very simple brain.

Primeval Cells - Likewise, by sloughing off a portion of it's own cells and allowing them to assimilate a native life form, Maricola can spawn and telepathically command a city-menacing kaiju perfect for battling with giant robots or other oversize space aliens. Sadly, the complications of having such primitive three-dimensional biology inflicted upon them causes the imperfect organism to decay into watery mush after roughly 24 hours of rampaging, or once it's core is significantly compromised.

Interstellar Cells - Finally, as a fragment of a greater being itself, Maricola is in constant communication with it's parent body and is able to consult it for advice. Sadly, the main body Maricola comes from is just as out-of-touch as Maricola is in the ways of puny earthfolk, but it tries.

• Skills:   [b]N O   L I F E   S K I L L S[/b]

• Inventory: Taiwanese bootleg action figure in the likeness of Omegaman, Maricola's de-facto archnemesis and favorite superhero.

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Maricola and her test proctor, the endlessly put-upon Doctor Dreary, overlooked a fearsome battle between the shining defender of Space Justice, Omegaman, and some sort of googly-eyed giant lizard thing that the local authorities would doubtless have thought up a catchy codename for by now. Dreary was attempting to get some light grading work in as Maricola tugged the hem of his robe and pointed to the fight.

[color=a2d39c]"Look, professor! It's Omegaman! The REAL Omegaman!"[/color]

"You don't say."

[color=a2d39c]"Uh-huh! He's super duper strong and always beats the monsters down flat!"[/color]

"Really now."

[color=a2d39c]"Yeah, I know because I watch him e~very week!"[/color]

"That's because you [i]fight[/i] him every week, you twit."

Doctor Dreary shuffled his papers in search of Maricola's midterm evaluation.
 
"Forty-nine weeks running and not a single victory. What, exactly, does that pea-sized brain of yours think is the objective here?"

[color=a2d39c]"Uh..."[/color]

"I'll give you a hint: It involves Omegaman."

[color=a2d39c]"Mmmmmmautograph?"[/color]

Dreary slapped the child across the head with his clipboard.

[color=a2d39c]"Ow! Professor, if you hit me that hard I might die!"[/color]

"If only that were true."

For the first exam and a number of retakes afterwards, Doctor Dreary had thought perhaps the child had been failing intentionally, as a way of harassing him. Then he thought, perhaps, it was to show the forces of Hell they had no power over this creature, which seemed to survive anything you threw at it. It was only on the fifteenth try, when the child began cheering for it's own nemesis that Doctor Dreary had understood the true meaning behind the thing's actions: It was dumb as a rock.

[color=a2d39c]"Well what am I supposed to do, smart guy?"[/color]

"...Kill him?"

[color=a2d39c]"Gosh, that sounds [i]hard[/i]."[/color]

"Well, it's a midterm exam, it's meant to be-"

Doctor Dreary was interrupted by a distant shout of OMEGA BEEEEAM and a tremendous flash of light, and both teacher and student turning just in time to see Maricola's spawn collapse into a pile of smoking mush.

"-You know what? I'm done. You pass. City officially menaced."

[color=a2d39c]"You really mean it?"[/color]

"No, but I'll give you an A if you never talk to me ever again."

[color=a2d39c]"Hurray!"[/color]
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• Other: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aZdaBFA3xU]I saw everyone had a theme song, so I'm going to have one too.[/url]

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